Re-Bee-Logs

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[clegfly]

made this one in a fit of seething rage

[thelurkingthingamajig]

Okay. Time for the incomprehensible opener. I want to see a starter vamp Legs au that covers how bad he is at mental disorders.

"Death is a disease and I am the cure". That is the mantra. CC!Legundo said that the doc getting turned early would lead to an "evil doctor" thing, where he cures people by turning them and runs experiments on people without consent.

But I like the times where people try to keep that savior complex as well. He's helping people. He's doing good, just not the normal kind of good.

So imagine a scenario where he does his good, and it doesn't fix anything.

Give me Legs that has a mental breakdown because he doesn't understand. Because vampirism is the cure. The cure to everything. So why??

Why is Pyro terrified, constantly trying to win favor so he doesn't die by the hands of someone that the doc doesn't believe is actually real.

Why did Owen not let go of Louis. Why is he still self destructive? He doesn't have his sickness anymore. The people who scorned him won't anymore. He's safe, he's away from them now. Why does he still scream when he gets close to fire?

Why did Scott change so drastically when the doc turned him? (I'm so sorry I'm weak) Why did he let his mask go up? He's terrified, the doc KNOWS he's terrified! He had a mask of professionalism when he was human, that was supposed to go down when he was turned. Not change to an even thicker mask of apathy! WHY?!

Why is Apo scared of him? Why is Shelby sad? Why did Avid not relax? Why? Why?! WHY AREN'T THEY FINE YET??!??!

He can't stop the bleeding. Ever.

[thelurkingthingamajig]

Okay. Time for the incomprehensible opener. I want to see a starter vamp Legs au that covers how bad he is at mental disorders.

"Death is a disease and I am the cure". That is the mantra. CC!Legundo said that the doc getting turned early would lead to an "evil doctor" thing, where he cures people by turning them and runs experiments on people without consent.

But I like the times where people try to keep that savior complex as well. He's helping people. He's doing good, just not the normal kind of good.

So imagine a scenario where he does his good, and it doesn't fix anything.

Give me Legs that has a mental breakdown because he doesn't understand. Because vampirism is the cure. The cure to everything. So why??

Why is Pyro terrified, constantly trying to win favor so he doesn't die by the hands of someone that the doc doesn't believe is actually real.

Why did Owen not let go of Louis. Why is he still self destructive? He doesn't have his sickness anymore. The people who scorned him won't anymore. He's safe, he's away from them now. Why does he still scream when he gets close to fire?

Why did Scott change so drastically when the doc turned him? (I'm so sorry I'm weak) Why did he let his mask go up? He's terrified, the doc KNOWS he's terrified! He had a mask of professionalism when he was human, that was supposed to go down when he was turned. Not change to an even thicker mask of apathy! WHY?!

Why is Apo scared of him? Why is Shelby sad? Why did Avid not relax? Why? Why?! WHY AREN'T THEY FINE YET??!??!

He can't stop the bleeding. Ever.

[oneheadtoanother]

idk anything about this but I love it

[flower-cute-posts]

for the 12 goth villagers asking where to acquire the creature.

-> the creature merchant shop HERE <-

[ca-rolinee]

lol i just saved this from pinterest xd still need the purse 🦇🦇

[argumate]

LLM psychosis is simply the democratisation of being surrounded by yes-men and unctuous toadies, an experience previously only accessible to dictators and kings and cult leaders and venture capitalists

[gabe-dasha]

It's been almost 48 hours. I have processed the finale. I'm past my grievances. I've ran out of the conventional stages of grief and I'm currently on the secret 6th one. It's time for memes

[gabe-dasha]

Alternatively

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[lesbiantennas]

every time I have to put up with Queen being awful and cruel and bullying others to feel superior in fanon I think of how much she was VERY OBVIOUSLY annoyed by Berdly but still did everything in her power to avoid letting him know that and spare his feelings no matter how badly she did it

play deltarune chapter 2 AGAIN

[lesbiantennas]

and every time fandom has Tenna throw a tantrum over every little criticism, I think about how Susie said shit like how to kill him (all while Tenna was genuinely having the worst night of his life fearing being THROWN OUT) and he just rolled with it with banter and never made her feel bad about it.

play deltarune chapter 3 AGAIN

[manuciruja]

awww the like button turns into a rainbow when you press it! that's so cute...hey staff what's with all the trans women you keep nuking?

[manuciruja]

i think we should be ridiculing them more for this. you don't get to try and go all "queer website" when your staff likes to go on nuking sprees targeting the trans fem users

[smadsel]

would be remiss not to mention that the rainbow notably straight up just removed the trans flag colors from it. like they’re gone. it’s the progress flag minus the trans flag colors.

[smadsel]

that’s not the whole flag, now is it

[manuciruja]

hey staff what the fuck

[villainessbian]

hey staff don't you think you're being too on-the-nose

[shrodingers-catgirl]

HEY STAFF DONT YOU THINK YOU'RE BEING TOO ON-THE-NOSE

[redstonedust]

i do find the rules around clothes fascinating because of how made up it all is. we invented the idea of covering our bodies from the elements because we lack fur like other mammals and then made up all these rules around it and now people will unironically tell you "men cant wear skirts its unnatural" girl none of this is natural. we are born naked and made up the rest as we went along. hope this helps.

[redstonedust]

by default i dont understand people with boobs who argue against freeing the nipple and think top nudity is shameful. but ESPECIALLY i dont understand it when you live somewhere where temperatures can exceed like 80F. youre telling me you havent ever wished it was socially acceptable to walk downtown with your tits out when its hot outside. youre just okay with having to wear shirts in all weather and this doesnt bother you. i simply do not believe you............

[redstonedust]

by default i dont understand people with boobs who argue against freeing the nipple and think top nudity is shameful. but ESPECIALLY i dont understand it when you live somewhere where temperatures can exceed like 80F. youre telling me you havent ever wished it was socially acceptable to walk downtown with your tits out when its hot outside. youre just okay with having to wear shirts in all weather and this doesnt bother you. i simply do not believe you............

[dogpuppy]

[dogpuppy]

[itsyveinthesky]

[seabassapologist]

[penismage]

Hello!

Howdy!

I’d like, uh, two normal rolls.

Sure thing!

And one with the… With the pumpkin seeds.

Which do you mean?

The one with the… With the seeds.

What are they called?

Uhm… A, uh, “crunchy pumpky.”

Sure thing. Would you like anything else?

Uhh… I’ll also take a, uh… A… A Nutella donut…?

Unfortunately, I don’t know at all what you mean…

A… One of those right there!

You really must tell me, what’s it called??

I… I’m… I’m a dumb piece of shit.

Sure thing! Anything else?

That one there?

You know what you need to do. [Here she switches from the formal, customer service voice to addressing him casually and familiarly.]

I… I’m a little greedy pig, oink oink?

Do it!

[grunts like a pig]

That comes to €13.50, please! Have a beautiful day!

Hello! I’d like an “I hate my father” and two “I have a small willi—” [The word that gets cut off is Pimmel, an un-sexy term for penis.]

[qi-mera]

More of you need to learn about these ☝️

[jadenebula]

[thesecondquailry]

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