Brand New Sentences

Hi I’m C. The goal of this blog is to create sentences that have never been said before in the english language. Loosely based on the subreddit. - Blog is overrun by my fandoms, particularly Supernatural, Doctor Who, MCU (Daredevil, Venom, Deadpool, Spidey, and Jessica Jones), Nimona, Dispatch, Marvel Rivals, Good Omens, Hannibal, Stranger things, DC (the Batfamily, Supergirl, and the new Superman), Sinners, The Mandalorian, The Boys, Subnautica, Bioshock, Tomodachi life, Project Hail Mary, Iron Lung (and BloodyMary), Lethal Company, FNAF, JJK, BSD, JJBA, TADC, and KOG. - Additionally, I am looking for a Mx. Shark. If this appeals to you consider: my problems and yours could be our problems. if you like RV’s

[girlrust]

yearning

[sharkfiinn]

call me stoned cause heh... well.....

[innerchildabortionclinic]

getting kicked off love island for just swimming in the pool and not talking to anyone

[sprinklersart]

jack is only 3 years old he doesn’t know the first thing about parenting

[paparoach]

[medrawawi]

😙!!

[plaguedocboi]

Im weighing in on the discourse. We need to start putting sea monsters on maps again.

[phoenixyfriend]

Game show called "What's Wrong With You" where a bunch of doctors compete to see who can diagnose a mystery illness (chronically ill patient whose lab results keep coming back normal despite obvious symptoms) first and most accurately. Pros:

Doctors paying off their medical loans with prize money

Chronically ill people getting free testing (MRIs, CAT scans, X-Rays, bloodwork, etc) and possibly a diagnosis

You can ding points for 'anxiety' and 'you just need to lose some weight'

Doctors are incentivized to find an answer, not just find something billable

Cons:

HIPAA

Wrong Diagnoses made because they were rushing

[the-haiku-bot]

You can ding points for

‘anxiety’ and 'you just

need to lose some weight’

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

[conarcoin]

fyi things like insulin, hearing aids, wheelchairs, glasses costing money at all is a form of structural ableism

[conarcoin]

disabled people should not have to pay to live their lives like everyone else. and in the case of insulin, disabled people should not have to pay to Not Fucking Die

[bbberingela-deactivated20230521]

[meltknuckles]

a fated pair of star-crossed bunnies 🩷🐇

[dragon-in-a-fez]

actually I think you should be normal about ordinary citizens of authoritarian countries and yes that applies even to that country you're thinking of right now

[dragon-in-a-fez]

"but they support [dictator] and [violent action]!" okay is it possible that a combination of propaganda, election rigging, and authoritarian crackdowns on dissent could lead a population to look like it supports something most people would find distasteful under more reasonable circumstances

[sailatina3]

[shark-with-legs2]

If Daredevil isn’t in brand new day i will need to be prescribed absolutely lobotomizing psychiatric medication, otherwise I swear to god ill find Feige, yoink his vocal chords, and turn them into a fucking meat harp. Send tweet

[black-quadrant]

ADHD affects how I experience time, not how I experience attachment. I love you. I miss you. I just don't realize how long it’s been since I last said that, let alone messaged.

I understand that most normal functioning brains need regular engagement to maintain a bond. Absence doesn’t diminish my affection. My silence isn’t neglect or disinterest. It’s time blindness and object impermanence. The contact gap is purely neurological, not emotional. Thank you for being patient with my inconsistency and holding a seat in your heart for me.

[bobby-luv]

[lesbianunicorns]

I love seeing a woman beat the shit out of people