We already ARE part of the dystopia.

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[dknightlight]

Posting this iconic piece of media that I just NEVER found online isolated except in an archived reddit thread

[nooterino]

Medusa Zzl from a twitter prompt

[funny-tik-toks]

[funny-tik-toks]

[everythingfox]

Unbothered

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[transmechanicus]

Posts that be like “If I were a monster that had to eat people, i would just eat horrible people~” are so absurd to me. How often do you see Known Criminals on the street? Billionaires out for a nightly stroll around town? Effectively fucking never. If I have to drag myself to the grocery store, you think it’s gonna be any easier for me to hunt Bezos and Co. every time my stomach growls? I can’t bother to plan meals more than a day in advance, how am i gonna perform whole ass detective work to confirm someone’s a serial killer before i eat them? Ya’ll got that much time on your hands? Planning 5 course meals every night of the week? Don’t make me laugh. Eat a pedestrian and tragically wrestle with guilt like the rest of us, idiot.

[transmechanicus]

Experienced people eater weighing in with the most galaxy brain option

[if-i-am-not-for-me]

I need to see something.

Please reblog this and put in the tags if the surname "Donner" means anything to you (without looking it up first), and if it does, give one or two words that describe what you know. Please also include where you grew up, including the state if you grew up in the US.

[if-i-am-not-for-me]

You have no idea how unintentionally hilarious this is

[perfeqt]

But then it passed, as all things do.

Khaled Hosseini, And the Mountains Echoed (via perfeqt)

[berniesrevolution]

[unbotheredmuse]

[newhologram]

Stay informed and safe.

[catasters]

[recklesslyinfatuated]

You’ll never convince me that this wasn’t a carefully calculated plan.

[meadow-call]

[everythingfox]

“Scientists know that rats like to have their bellies tickled, so they used that as basis for testing happiness in rats. They found out that the ears of rats undergoing tickling became droopier and pinker - subtle signs of being relaxed and happy“

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[everythingfox]

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[blunderxblunder]

a quick little redraw to warm up

[cheaphalloweencostume]

not to be insensitive but some of the salem witch trials were so funny bitches like “i saw her at the devils sacrament!!!” girl... what were YOU doing at the devils sacrament 👀

[reginaldqueribundus]

[memewhore]

[dduane]

(snicker)

[kikml2]