this blog is malarky

Kit, they/them, 31, hexited about life 🍉🍉🍉

[hoofpeet]

(In the cuck chair)(starts booing)

[hoofpeet]

(Wife looks over)(I do a roman emperor thumbs down)(she executes the other guy)

[archivearchangelica]

Practical things to do on Fair Day, 2006

[dagenssvenska]

✔️ BLI ✔️

ODÖPT

✔️ HÄR ✔️

[lengthofropes]

kissing all the fellow bisexuals on their beautiful bisexual mouths today

[wizardsisananimal]

WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU

lots and lots and lots and lots

[etiennelux]

reading a negative review of something you love written by a person who very clearly didn’t understand it at all

[thehearthstonelesbian]

Holy shit it’s sacabambaspis!

[thehearthstonelesbian]

Holy shit it’s sacabambaspis!

[moments-of-mistria]

They're all sleeping together!! 🥹

THEY'RE TOO CUTE!!! I CAN'T!!!

[kaizenreiii]

Fom Gifts

Complete :

Incomplete:

Missing Recipes

Glowberry Cookies (Dell)

Spellfruit Parfait (Darcy/Juniper/taliferro/Reina)

Coconut cream cake (Hayden/Taliferro)

Missing Item

1.Monster hoop (Dozy)

[o0kawaii0o]

"Great day to make my rounds in town!"

[sillystringstar]

hey itll be okay. blorbo covered in blood

[blastdamage]

the paris catacombs are 1000x more fucked up than i imagined

[blastdamage]

did you know the cops once found a fully functioning movie theater with a well-stocked bar inside the catacombs and they when they tried to go back later to formally investigate it was completely emptied out save for a note that read "don't search for us"

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

Underground french cinema

[npd-vriska]

my little bro is part of the catacombs community and yeah, it's basically a fully autonomous society! enough that when my bro goes in on a friday night, they don't come out until monday for work- sometimes longer if they took days off.

some of the rooms have fully stocked pantries with cooking equipment, some have movies like the one described above, some have books you're allowed to just take but people always put back- every day people bring things from the outside. artists often set up galleries there. there are rooms with mattresses and hammocks set up for people to sleep. one of the room is just a place where people leave shoes for the fun of it.

this is Known, it's not a secret by any means. the catacombs are as big as paris itself, and people live there just as people live above. it's wonderful when you think about it.

[npd-vriska]

A little update! My little bro is now my little sister. Please don't misgender her :)

[enbylesbie]

[northirish]

Stop doing it scared and start doing it scary. Invoke sheer eye-clawing terror into all those who have ever wronged you

[petewentz-]

It's fun being queer and weird and unconventional until you remember you live in a society

[seraphtrevs]

STOP no more live-action remakes. We're going the other way now. Animated Casablanca. Animated The Godfather. Animated Oppenheimer. Animated Fight Club.

[edhelwen1]

Animated Goncharov.

[marlynnofmany]

Definitely that one.

[ifitistobeitisuptous]

unless, hear me out...

Muppet Goncharov

[marlynnofmany]

[sufficientlylargen]

Look at these idiots who haven't seen Gonzorov (1993).

[unquartdetour]

Reblogging entirely for Gonzorov.

[rabbitrah]

Me thinking why a whale (big) would eat krill (small) and then I remembered rice (yum)

[rabbitrah]

so few people appreciate the wisdom I have to offer.........

[guerrillatech]