here

sloths and seagulls

[shirtsthatgohard]

[bloodybellycomb]

Cookie clicker ass website

[laneichy]

Grumble grumble…

[technofeudalism]

[fretami]

example of treating topping (male typical) in sex as "winning" and bottoming (female typical) in sex as "losing"

humiliating women

[liveleaker-deactivated20250423]

sure whatever you say boss

[miyku]

whenever I read anything about cryptocurrency my brain automatically goes

Ahh yes....bubble money

[despazito]

Finally got a clear shot of noonoo carrying her spring, it's her favourite toy

[grungixfungix]

“Losing your virginity” just bc you had sex sounds like a skill issue. Like, I’ve had sex, but I kept mine.

[wrenchswango]

do you think elves are really sick of this hairstyle, like on elf grindr this is how all the most obnoxious dudes look

[sith-shenanigans]

[energyprison]

false advertising suits should be more common and the laws should be more strict so that companies are legally barred from saying literally anything about their product that is not a quantifiable fact. even a modifier like "tasty" has to be accompanied by a footnote explaining that this is from a survey where 68 of 100 people said they enjoyed it

[pepplemint]

"adults trying to stay "hip" and keep up with youth culture and being years late is so cringey"

adult secret: its all intentional. nothing will prepare you for how fun it is to watch a teenagers face as you dab at them. i will floss when they least expect it and I will love every second of their horror.

[charminglyantiquated]

fond memories of how one my shipmates would very earnestly ask the youngest deckhand ‘was that yeet? was that a yeet?” every time he tossed docklines

[pukicho]

Why don't you tag any of your posts?

Why would I need to? do i need to tag them #funny to get notes?

[pukicho]

Listen here you small, little freak

[website-com]

you never know what someone is going through. for instance i didnt know i was going through anything until about 2 years later. i thought i was just chilling

[dykeisagender-deactivated202305]

one time i went through the taco bell drive thru and when i tried to order a baja blast i said “mountain boo bah” and then i just left. couldn’t recover

[getalittlemoreclosetome]

a friend of mine once went to order a beefy bean and cheese burrito but ordered a “beedo beedo” instead and i think of it every time i go to taco bell

[cryptid-sighting]

[infected]

by sin_agua

[huariqueje]

Orange shampoo, Hillsdale  - Dmitri Cavender , 2019.

American, b. 1957 -

Oil on canvas , 24 x 18 in.

[heartnosekid]

rainbow tripod fish larva (bathypterois grallator) | source

[log6]

they're talking about Jeremy Allen White