Some Random Blog

Imma just post random shit that i find

[addictedtothe-thrill]

Flip your phone upside down

[kaaonashi]

safe return / avatar the last airbender

another summer comes and goes ☽ ☾

[morgology]

don’t fret, bongo cats will annihilate bad vibes

[perezhilton]

[stupendousmelody]

When you are one with the music

[thirstym8nd]

Luvs it

[rae-redacted]

WHO IS SHE

[guyofyear]

ALONDRA DE LA PARRA

[theunimpairedcondition]

[counterpunches]

#a warning to anyone out there attracted to women#she looks great in a tux

[missmarionmac]

Have some more photos of her in action, because I love her:

And my all-time favorite:

[mullersturtleneck]

👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻

Someone needs to make an animated movie about conducting with her as the lead. When she ducked down and hid? I love. I wasn’t in band long but I would have killed to be conducted by her as a chorus student.

[adamsmasher]

anyone who thinks conductors just stand up there with a stick need to watch this video

[flutejesus]

God Damn 😍😍😍

[reallylazyguy3-blog]

Azula Attempts to Flirt

Azula: “That’s a sharp outfit Chen. Careful. You could puncture the hull of an empire class fire nation battle ship, leaving thousands to drown at sea.....because....it’s so sharp.......”

Chen: “ummm....thanks.......”

[catchymemes]

Do you remember them?

[curlsandstems]

Lemme bless y’all with this video

[the-witch-of-geek]

ok but how is he doing that

[freak-priest]

he’s wearing false rubber thumbs with a touch-based LED in them! when he puts his index finger to his thumb, it turns the light on.

[helloarmchairphilosopher]

I just realized the doc is wearing a kippah…

[agent-superwholockian-deactivat]

He’s an orthodox jewish wizard dentist and his Instagram is full of tricks like this one that he does for his young patients to help them feel calm!

[glittertornadoes]

Can he be my dentist???

[adeles]

[weloveshortvideos]

x

[rynabuns]

what on earth

[edvardgrieg-official]

please if you do anything useful in your life, don’t scroll past this

watch it

PLEASE

[whyisthisfrenchguymasturbating]

tchaikovsky is proud

[tinker-tanner]

In case anyone is baffled by this, there’s a Tchaikovsky piece in which there’s supposed to be a loud sound but he never specified what you should use to make that sound. People have done all kinds of weird shit depending on how they think the sound should, well, sound. Hitting a large piece of wood with a sledgehammer is a relatively conventional one.

[sorryihavemarchingband]

why is it always tchaikovsky’s pieces that have the weird sounds involved

[reallylazyguy3-blog]

Dunno but they’re amazing

[cognitivefunctionscomics]

[note: this was originally posted in February 2016]

“When I read somewhere that INTPs “forget things when stressed” I was all like, “hell no! I take such good care of my things!” WELL, this never happened before, but the irony was not lost (UNLIKE MY PHONE T_T) on me.“

[theweirdwideweb]

[reallylazyguy3-blog]

So 70-3=35 🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔

[the-real-shangela-laquifa-wadley]

They say “laquifa!” I say “WHAT?”

[weloveshortvideos]

[gatherthewords]

He’s gonna be a mighty king and he’s working on that roar.

[candiikismet]

Oh my GOOOOOD

[reallylazyguy3-blog]

SO CUTE

[meme-gutter]

[genjichu]

[reallylazyguy3-blog]

Owwwwww

[staff]

🚨This is a Red Alert for net neutrality 🚨

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Here’s what you can do to save the internet:

In mid-May, the Senate will vote on a resolution to overrule the FCC using the Congressional Review Act (CRA). We only need one more vote in the Senate to win. Write or call your Senators or Representatives. You can also text BATTLE to 384-387 to get more information on how to write to your reps. You can do this, Tumblr.

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This is important. This matters. It’s up to you to help. 

[bi-trans-alliance]

A PSA 💖💜💙

(Last image via @fuckyeahbiguys)

[fire-is-her-water]

My doggo, Ezri, who rarely barks and mostly borks.

When I got her, she’d been abused and would cower and pee at almost everything, and had been mistreated when she’d barked, so she never would. One day months after I had her she got excited on a walk and borked at a bird, and then immediately cower-peed. I had to re-teach her to bark by gathering her whole human pack and having everyone bark and howl and feed her treats and pet her till she got excited enough to join in, and then got more treats. Took a while but I was able to teach her to bork on command (and she’s gotta be excited or she just stares at me like “Sorry, the bork system needs charging”) and she’ll do it happily when she’s excited to go for a walk or upon seeing a friend, and at birds. I love her croaky borking, especially when she started off terrified of making a joyful noise.

[merak-zoran]

[corvigae]

What kind of dog is Ezri? I love her!!

[fire-is-her-water]

I… did not expect this post to blow up this much but I am delighted at all the tags and replies and Ezri has been told the internet thinks she’s a Very Good Dog. :D

She’s a German spitz - in the same family as keeshonds and pomeranians. She might be crossed with something else as her freckled coat, non-pointy nose, and personality are not standard for her breed (they’re usually a lot more high energy and excitable - she’s super laid back and chill). She’s a bit less fluffy than breed-standard too, mostly because she’s grown out from her spring/summer trim (not usually necessary/good for her type of coat but she gets terribly itchy otherwise). It also makes her look like a puppy of a large breed:

Ezri’s best friend is Murder Cat, who is a gentle friend to humans and Ezri, but does things to mice that would make Hannibal Lecter go “Isn’t that a bit much?”

I got Murder Cat as a kitten, and she used to try to nurse on everything when she was small. Eventually, she settled on her favourite thing to nurse on, Ezri, who has never had puppies and a little confused at first but eventually went with it. She grew out of it, but they have stayed snuggly buddies ever since.

New Years here is full of fireworks outside and Ezri gets Vry Scared. I usually set her up somewhere with a snuggly spot right by me, and Murder Cat comes and does this all night: 

She goes everywhere with me in my bakfiets (cargo bike) and lets me warm my hands in her fur on cold days.

And her ears disappear if I say her name to get her attention.

ok so great thanks for coming to my TED talk about my dog, good night, drive safe