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Hi I'm emily from Canada. I'm 22 and I like funny stuff. Please don't follow me if you are under 18 because I might reblog

[xenosagaepisodeone]

are the oompa loompas unionized

[xenosagaepisodeone]

It has come to my attention that the oompa loompas are functionally serfs

[alexander]

ppl with the kim possible text tone be putting their phone on loud and waiting for people to text them in public. girl we heard it

[m--ood-deactivated20181217]

dont say nothin just reblog if she looks like who you know we all think she looks like

[knightlyhoods-deactivated202404]

this has got to be THE funniest sentence ive seen all day im gonna cry

[quaadude]

Me getting my name called to get my order at Starbucks

[stimman3000]

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[adamsmasher]

[symphonicseauxl]

People look so different once you don’t care about them anymore

[black-cherry28]

My mind is like an internet browser. 17 tabs are open, 4 of them are frozen and I don’t know where the music is coming from.

[breakfastautocrat]

This is a decidedly unfriendly reminder that I don’t want you following me or liking/reblogging my posts if you are a Trump supporter, neo-Confederate, TERF, neo-Nazi, or a supporter of any other sort of white supremacist or fascist movement. Get the fuck out. I don’t want you here.

[fiorilex]

Yess! Already 25 people unfollowed me. Feels so good to take the garbage out.

[hoodmao]

[humorstaff]

[downwithneocolonialism]

[gothhabiba]

a woman: hi, how are you?

a man: hm. see I wouldn’t have phrased it exactly like that. I might have said “hello” or perhaps “salutations.” but the way you said it is cute though.

[evilspice]

[nathanforfans]

Nathan For You - Sporting Goods Store/ Antique Shop

[spideyjlaw]

oh just a drunk chris evans at the age of ultron prem to brighten up your day

[whatagrump]

drunk chris evan sounds and acts like charlie day in always sunny

[whatshouldntbe]

I went into this video skeptical but y’all right

[4gifs]

[grawly]

what the fuck. what the fuck how. how the hell.

“how the hell” is the fact that flight paths are ENTIRELY PRE-PROGRAMMED AND SCHEDULED. This is trivial.

[mcnerds]

“Technology has gotten so precise that it is possible to sync the image on an enormous video screen with the movements of an actual, real life, giant flying machine carrying hundreds of human beings thousands of meters up into the air. This is trivial.”

[solluxisms]

It’s absolutely not trivial, because it means that a flight somehow took off when scheduled.

[ohmysaintedpyjamas]

^^^ HAHAHAHAHAHA

[candiikismet]

That’s brilliant

[punkmicheal-blog]

my parents didn’t raise me to order something expensive when someone else is paying

[frogoboggins]

reblog if you too are scared to drink anything but water when someone takes you out to eat