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[christopher-ratto]

What is this witch doing at dusk?

[lyrium-tits]

There are many benefits to being a dwarf

[bigenderweed]

everyone make sure to set out cheese & crackers for neil tonight <3

[salvasti]

15

[rococo-crow]

[ihaveapproximately4bones]

[si-lee-me]

[afoolishchoice]

[lavellaned]

nearly every male party member in dai took one look at cole and asked “is anyone going to parent this kid?” and didn’t wait for an answer

[ellstersmash]

all the ancient dragon age blogs on June 9 2024

[redpool]

Which Mage do you prefer to have in your party?

Solas

Dorian Pavus

Vivienne

Voting ended onJun 14, 2024

[messydiabolical]

Somebody get Garrus a fish gun, stat.

[telumendils]

you wouldn't last a day in the asylum where they raised me

[reapers-shmeapers]

God I hate the deep roads in theory but every play through I still scour the entire map for every conceivable bit of loot/codex entries. I have it memorized

Will I use any of that loot? No. Will I actually sell it? Of course not. Am I enjoying myself by doing this? Again, no. I just can't explain why I keep playing.

At the end of the day I've just accepted that after so many playthroughs the lyrium has finally gotten to me. To the deep roads I will always return, and in my dying hour it's endless sopping caverns will bekon me home with the siren squeals of nugs and the sweet promise of never-ending darkspawn shortbows

[elvenforestwitch]

Varric Tethras as a character is wild. He calls everyone by a nickname. He writes trashy romance novels. He’s a prolific liar. His family got them kicked out of the dwarf kingdom for rigging dwarven Wrestlemania matches. He has fingers in literally every crime ring in Kirkwall. He lives in a pub. He named his weapon after his absent girlfriend with whom he has a restraining order. He denies his involvement in keeping the wizard police away from his friend’s illegal magic Urgent Care. He’s the mom of the friend group. And he does this all while being four feet tall

[dungeons-and-dragon-age]

fighting for my LIFE against ea app istg

[stonesense]

au where the one “person” who stumbles out of the fade alive at the conclave is really just an envy demon doing their best. this makes no sense but consider: it would be really funny

[stonesense]

varric: what IS that accent? it’s not fereldan that’s for sure. is it free marches? don’t tell me it’s free marches. markham? ostwick? am i hot or cold?

envy demon who has figured out maybe two sentences so far: i don’t remember

varric: damn you’re good! sticking to your line, i see how it is. i’ll figure it out

envy demon internally: i have succeeded in my goal. i will continue my NEFARIOUS SCHEME by sealing the breach and keeping all these mortals safe and sound so that their world is MINE ALONE to explore. i am getting a GOOD GRADE in being a demon, something that is NORMAL to want and POSSIBLE to achieve—ouch. what was that

varric: seeker your uh alleged mass murderer was too busy beaming at a compliment and looking around wide-eyed at scenery. and tripped over a log.

cassandra: [head in hands] i know. i cant protect them

envy demon internally: i have FOOLED THEM ALL. i really like BIRDSONG

[wellwaterhysteria]

hi, ummm. this is awkward. haha. yeah um do you think you could push your boulder up somewhere else? like a different hill? because this one’s kind of already taken. yeah it’s the one i’ve decided to die on, so.

[wellwaterhysteria]

yeah thanks. um and if you see that woman who sometimes comes running up here could you tell her that i’m- yeah the one who makes all those deals with god. yeah. could you tell her this is the hill i’m dying on and she needs to find a different one? fuck hang on i can see those two kids with that pail of water again give me a second-

[ladyshinga]

Just saw an article reference "old school Bioware fans" as if we aren't ALL old school fans by this point. C'mon now, if you like Bioware stuff that means you're a big fan of something 10+ years old by now, MINIMUM

[ladyshinga]

even as a FAN of ME:Andromeda I forgot about that one, Bioware has just sucked as a company so long it's making me forget their damn games

[sol-consort]

I've made mems

[kirkwallguy]

dragon age dashboard simulator

🏙️ thechampginon Follow

literally DNI if you think shipping the champion with their REAL LIFE friends is okay. i can't believe i have to explain this to people. RPF destroys lives.

🧀 tethrasbitch Follow

"RPF is fine." - Varric Tethras

🏕️ meribella Follow

op is mad because i said hawke and seneschal bran fucked btw

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🌿 quirkyorlesian Follow

I want to go to Ferelden.

I will spell couleur as colour and work on a farm. I would spend all night in The Pearl while drinking ale with my mates. I'll have cheese every day that's worth 1 silver. I would go to war and die. I am also more likely to meet bandits, The Hero of Ferelden and The Queen.

I wish I was Fereldan. :(

🐄 cheesegirl Follow

sick and fucking tired of mutuals putting this on the dash. yeah haha funny joke. fereldan stereotypes are so fucking harmful and irritating, you realise cheese is actually one of our major exports? that op is joking about working on a farm, a hard and painful line of work, whole being orlesian nobility? if someone made a post like this about kirkwall i know people would be shitting and crying lmfao

🌾 fereldan-detector Follow

Fereldan.

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⚫ magerights-deactivated090331

Need to get dicked down again :-/

🎇 firegirlballs Follow

This was his last post before blowing up the chantry btw. getting dicked down in your honour tonight king 🫡

🐜 faggotkirkwall Follow

what no dick does to a mage

🎉 mageheritageposts Follow

Heritage post.

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🌌 elfroot Follow

She dark on my spawn till i hurlock

🎉 wardencommander Follow

i hurlock on her taint til she enters my deep roads

🌌 elfroot Follow

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🍊 fujoshiandraste Follow

situationship with the girl in my alienage going really bad everyone like it's literally over for me 👍🏻

#can we get another blight soon or something i cant do this anymore

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🌠 makerstits Follow

YURI BRACKET FINALS: ORLAIS X FERELDEN VS HAWKE X VARRIC

Orlais x Ferelden

Hawke x Varric

Voting ended onDec 3, 2023

☄️ mabariboy Follow

What the fuck happened to this poll .

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⚔️ sickoelf Follow

i think i hauve the blight

#thought about the cycles of violence in hard in hightown again #varric tethras when i GET YOU

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