The Ravishing Red Reaper

Hello everyone out there. I have to find something to do while I'm not terribly busy at work, and as long as Will doesn't catch me, I'll try to run this blog. If you have any questions for me, feel free to ask them.~ ;) M!A Status:...

[ruilian]

p e r r y hkkgfdshk

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

Have you ever read the Amazon reviews for Haribo sugar free Gummy Bears?

the diarrhea gummy bears? oh jesus crust there are NEW ones

[mangotango8]

William wears a lot a lot of black, which makes a lot of his clothes blend together but I still really like how this turned out~ I can’t wait to take more pictures with @hibiren

[reaperwithapassion]

I liiiiive. God I havent been on here in so fucking long xD

[reaperwithapassion]

An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works

Chapters: 1/? Fandom: Final Fantasy XV Rating: Not Rated Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Prompto Argentum/Noctis Lucis Caelum, Gladiolus Amicitia/Ignis Scientia Characters: Noctis Lucis Caelum, Prompto Argentum, Ignis Scientia, Gladiolus Amicitia Additional Tags: Disney World & Disneyland, Alternate Universe, Vacation, Summer Vacation, Alternate Universe - Amusement Park, Amusement Parks, Fluff, Crack, Fluff and Crack, Promptis - Freeform, Gladnis, Silly, Humor, Fluff and Humor, Hotels, Airports Summary:

The boys have been working pretty hard, so Ignis decides it's time for a vacation. He looks up multiple destinations, but "the happiest place on earth" catches his eye. He books their flights, and Gladio, Prompto, Noctis, and Ignis are in for a vacation they will never forget.

[reaperwithapassion]

An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works

Chapters: 1/1 Fandom: Final Fantasy XV Rating: Not Rated Warnings: Major Character Death Characters: Gladiolus Amicitia, Ignis Scientia, Prompto Argentum, Noctis Lucis Caelum Additional Tags: Daemons, Hurt/Comfort, Emotional Hurt/Comfort, Feels, 33-Year-Old Gladiolus Amicitia, Blind Ignis Scientia, Angst Summary:

Noctis has already gone into the Citadel alone. Gladio, Ignis, and Prompto are fighting for their lives when they notice the sky starts to lighten for the first time in years.

[reaperwithapassion]

An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works

Chapters: 1/1 Fandom: Final Fantasy XV Rating: Mature Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Gladiolus Amicitia/Prompto Argentum/Noctis Lucis Caelum/Ignis Scientia, Gladiolus Amicitia/Ignis Scientia, Prompto Argentum/Noctis Lucis Caelum, Gladiolus Amicitia/Noctis Lucis Caelum Characters: Gladiolus Amicitia, Ignis Scientia, Prompto Argentum, Noctis Lucis Caelum Additional Tags: Masturbation, Sex, Circle Jerk, Camping, Hand Jobs, Smut, Sexual Humor, Masturbation Interruptus Summary:

It's hard to get a moment to yourself when you're camping with three other guys. When there's no privacy, it's only a matter of time before someone gets walked in on.

I've had this in the works for a while and finally found the inspiration to finish it. I'm sure situations like this have happened more than once lol. 

[reaperwithapassion]

An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works

Chapters: 1/1 Fandom: Final Fantasy XV Rating: Teen And Up Audiences Warnings: Major Character Death Characters: Gladiolus Amicitia, Ignis Scientia, Prompto Argentum, Noctis Lucis Caelum Additional Tags: Daemons, Hurt/Comfort, Emotional Hurt/Comfort, Feels, 33-Year-Old Gladiolus Amicitia, Blind Ignis Scientia Summary:

Noctis has already gone into the Citadel alone. Gladio, Ignis, and Prompto are fighting for their lives when they notice the sky starts to lighten for the first time in years.

[lady-of-rohan]

Psst… hey Call of Cthulhu. Did yall even try? 😂 😂 😂

Thanks to detectives @hibiren and @mangotango8 for finding this lookalike!

[caucasianmkultramassshooter]

That was so embarrassing I’m never speaking again

[finallyiveflown-deactivated2016]

I dont even know what you’re talking about but im reblogging

[caucasianmkultramassshooter]

A waitress said “enjoy your meal” and I replied “love you too”

[just-shower-thoughts]

What if aliens visited Earth during the Jurassic Period, found it to be occupied with a bunch of mean, giant lizards and thought “Well, fuck this planet” and never came back?

[roachpatrol]

what if when humans went out into the galaxy all the aliens panicked because if the dinosaurs’ tiny fur snacks now had spaceships and laser blasters and interstellar colonies then what the fuck were the dinosaurs up to??? 

[rockpapertheodore]

#important human policy: do not let any aliens know the dinosaurs are extinct#EVER

[deathofthetext]

jurassic park movies as extremely important interstellar propaganda

[sn0wiest-deactivated20170520]

This is probably the best post on Tumblr tbh it combines aliens, dinosaurs, space travel, evolution, and borderline absurd humor in one thing

[elven-child]

listen I don’t “like” things, I either read a book/watch a show and forget 0.2 secs later or change my entire lifestyle based on what it was until I find something new

[maplebunie]

today is the only day you can reblog this ever

[mtvgeneration-blog]

i’m terrified of sounding mean on the internet so i always add too many exclamation marks and smiley faces but i think it makes me sound like a primary school teacher

[shadowmaat]

I wonder if there are any papers on emoticon culture and how it’s changed over the years. For example, I tend to use a lot of grins after I tell a bad joke or share a fun story to indicate how much I like something, but I’ve also seen people use multiple emoticons in order to indicate nastier undertones to otherwise nice sentences. And I’ve noticed an increase in people who have a tendency to interpret emoticons as being mean even in the singular use.

“I hope you’re having a nice day! ;)” “Why do you hate me??”

Like, I definitely share the fear of sounding mean and I know for a fact that I can have my comments misunderstood even by people who know me, so yeah, it’s hard. I use the winky face a LOT so people know I’m kidding, but now there’s the burden of “do they know my wink means I’m kidding or do they think it’s a version of the middle finger?”

[llamaal]

I honestly don’t know what to do anymore. Using emojis is seen as unprofessional so if I’m discussing something serious, I don’t use them, only to have people tell me I come across as bitchy even if I take care to word things to sound friendly. Yet if I DO use emojis people say I’m being sarcastic and not taking things seriously. Can’t communicate with them, can’t communicate without them. Guess we’re all doomed to always have our tone misinterpreted online. 🙃

[peregrinelight]

y’all: my love language is ‘words of affirmation’!

me, an intellectual: praise kink

[peregrinelight]

i see y'all liking this but not reblogging y'all are COWARDS

[dotjaypg]

*Important*

So, it’s come to my attention that it seems the search for “chr*n*c p**n” is a part of the removed term in what Tumblr has done recently (altering the words myself in case it might be subject to the pull as well). If searched, only one or two posts are shown but if you go to “recent posts,” it shows nothing. It likely has to do with the search’s initials being ‘awfully similar’ to the material being cleaned from the site that caused all this in the first place (as one user I saw suggest), which is unfortunate if true…

How long will this last? This is damaging. Very damaging… this affects the menhera community especially. We’re here for emotional support, and to vent when we need it, we just want to have a support system and work for our better health.

@fymenhera @lindspirational

[fanbott-deactivated20200327]

Me: I’m tired of cliche romance stuff in media.

Cliche romance stuff: *happens but with a ship I like*

Me: