Honorary Dork

[culturenlifestyle]

Surreal & Enchanting Illustrations Take Pokémon Figures Around the World

SugarmintsArtstore’s artist Lily is churning whimsical dreams of star-studded skies into beautiful graphic illustrations featuring Pokémon’s favorite characters. Blurring the borders between surrealism and reality, the artworks represent otherworldly  scenes where the colors of night and day collide into a waking dream.

The sky is the subject where the violet, blue and purple shades mingle with white and cloudy textures that create a calm atmosphere. These pieces are simultaneously artistic and functional as décor. While fantasy is the theme of each illustration, the aesthetics are sublime, which make it adaptable to any purpose to which it is applied. SugarmintsArtstore transforms fantasy into breathtaking beauty within the frame of each artwork. Find them in her Etsy shop.

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[nursery-deactivated20160926]

*does my makeup as therapy*

[artemis51]

this show is so underrated 

[bygrabthars-hammer-deactivated2]

Turk’s face in that last one deserves an Emmy

[sw-or-gtfo-deactivated20211219]

my bf has many interesting stories and observations from his new job as a 911 operator

my favorite is how meandering people are, even in the midst of a terrible emergency

they respond to “what is the emergency” with “well, the thing is, four weeks ago–”

and then he’s like “WHAT IS THE EMERGENCY RIGHT NOW”

and they’re like “so what happened this morning was, i said to my wife, i said–”

“WHAT IS CURRENTLY HAPPENING AT THIS MOMENT”

“oh i’m having a heart attack”

my second favorite is how specific he has to get sometimes

like, “what is your emergency?”

“i’m sitting in a pool of blood.”

“… is it… your blood?”

“yes i think so”

“do you know where it’s coming from?”

“probably the stab wound”

“have you been stabbed?”

“oh yah definitely”

[lizawithazed]

In all fairness shock is a hell of a drug

[gilkenansmonsterhouse2006-deact]

*forgets to talk to friends for 4 weeks*

[the-average-gatsby]

[misscherrylikesthediscourse]

I think I might have broken my finger reblogging this. 

[cryptidbitch-deactivated2017080]

EVERYONE TAKE A MINUTE TO JUST APPRECIATE THE FACT THAT DONALD GLOVER EXISTS AND KNOWS WHAT THE FUCK IS UP

[introvertunites]

If you’re an introvert, you would probably love days like these: @introvertunites.

[11fedoras-andcounting]

i’m getting such relief just looking at this

[psych2go]

anyone else feel the same?

[cracked]

11 Self-Defense Techniques (That Even A Child Could Use)

[xxxkyrareaperxxx-deactivated201]

These are great! These are all really useful methods of defending yourself and I actually learned most of these in my Krav Maga classes. 

I would have to go up against people (usually guys) twice my size and could easily overpower me, but these tricks DO work and they don’t require a lot of strength.

[weird-biscuits]

Reblog to save a life

[bird-paws]

[rebeckham]

Me: I don't what to be the flame in your loins.

Me: I wane to be the ember in your heart and slowly burns to ignite the drifty sleeper that's your soul

[2002hondacivicwithac]

[zodiacastrologysigns]

5 ways the signs say “I Love You”

Aries

“I’ll wait.”

“Just because.”

“It looks good on you.”

“You can have half.”

“ I want you to have this.”

Taurus

“We can share.”

“I made your favourite.”

“Drive safely.”

“I’m sorry. I didn’t mean to.”

“I’ll help you study”

Gemini

“I think you’re beautiful.”

“You don’t have to say anything.”

“Stay over.”

“I’ll do it for you.”

“Wow.”

Cancer

“It’s not heavy. I’m stronger than I look”

“Don’t cry”

“Don’t worry about me.”

“I made reservations”

“Go back to sleep.”

Leo

“No no, it’s my treat.”

“It brings out your eyes.”

“I was just thinking about you.”

“I’ll pick you up from the airport”

“No reason.”

Virgo

“You can borrow mine.”

“I made this for you.”

“You’re important too.”

“I want you to be happy.”

“Can I kiss you?”

Libra

“Sit down i’ll get it.”

“ Is this okay?”

“Cross my heart and hope to die.”

“Call me if you need anything.”

“Sorry. I’m late”

Scorpio

“It’s okay. I couldn’t sleep anyways.”

“After you.”

“Call me when you get home.”

“ I don’t mind.”

“I’ll meet you half way.”

Sagittarius

“Can I hold your hand?”

“I like your laugh.”

“Do you want to come too?”

“ I noticed.”

“It can wait until tomorrow

Capricorn

“That’s okay. I bought two.”

“We’ll figure it out”

“I picked these for you.”

“I was in the neighbourhood”

“I’ll walk you home.”

Aquarius

“I dreamt about you last night.”

“Well what do you want to do?”

“It’s two sugars right?”

“Stay there I’m coming to get you.”

“ What do you want to watch first?”

Pisces

“Close your eyes and hold out your hands.”

“It reminded me of you.”

“Try some.”

“I did the dishes.”

“ You can tell me anything.”

I found the ways to say I love you from http://p0ck3tf0x.tumblr.com

[everybidenjusthavegoodtime]

you wanna fight? alright let’s take this outside! the stars are so bright tonight. the moon looks so nice. hold my hand

[weloveshortvideos]

[1-800-dracula]

I just witnessed a fucking murder

[elaiichi]

THE ENTIRE FAMILY

[ubercharge]

this blog is pro turn signal

[henricavyll]

The Princess Bride + Quotes

[onceiwashere]

protip if a nerd dude tries to give you a pop quiz about the fandom on your shirt/bag/cosplay by asking you to answer a banal and obscure trivia question to prove you’re a Real Gamer, turn the question back on him. ask him about the thematic implications that bit of trivia has on the actual story. ask him about the character development and motivations of the minor characters he’s making you list. ask him if he thinks the major in-universe event he’s testing you on was successful in carrying forward the underlying tone and intent of the work itself. ask him about fucking literary devices. you know that one super tough and intimidating lit teacher everyone encounters at least once in their lifetime? become that teacher. make him sweat.