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Would Yoda be a lightweight and get drunk easily because of how small he is or would he be able to drink anyone under the table because he has like 900 years of experience? Discuss.

rebelavenger

I have...no recollection of posting this. But, the point stands. Discuss.

#star wars #yoda

Can somebody please explain why I’m slightly attracted to Kit Fisto but specifically Clone Wars animation Kit Fisto?

#i can't explain it #star wars #the clone wars #clone wars #kit fitso

Would Yoda be a lightweight and get drunk easily because of how small he is or would he be able to drink anyone under the table because he has like 900 years of experience? Discuss.

hottestthingalive

imagine a comedian in the year 2035 and they're just like "i was a teenager, and i had tumblr in 2020. i had tumblr in 2020. the only kids who had tumblr in 2020 were too gay for instagram and too neurodivergent for tiktok. i was trapped in a house in the middle of a pandemic with tumblr as my connection to the outside world. tumblr. every single one of the users called it a hellsite, and we were right, but we were all too afraid of the outside world to leave it. and that's not even talking about what happened in 2021. Tumblr in 2020. Fuck," and most of the audience is tiktok or instagram users but there's one tiny sliver who had tumblr and they're just nodding along

hottestthingalive

“i wrote fanfiction! and don’t you dare judge me for that because i know for a fact every single one of you at least had stories in your heads about fictional characters. even the aces and aros who couldn’t care less about the hot people were desperate for a lovely found-family fic because of the crippling loneliness felt by all teenagers. so we all wrote fanfiction. but i wrote fanfiction in 2020 on tumblr. you are all correct in thinking that i was both a nerd and depressed as hell, and you’ll be happy to know i’m still both of those things.”

hottestthingalive

“and of course i’m struggling in school because i was neurodivergent and gay in 2020, and to escape from that i go to TUMBLR. and that never cheered you up. going from schoolwork and the throes of depression to tumblr is like going from getting hit by a truck to getting hit by a plane. they’re both really bad, but one of them you’re never going to expect to hit you. and i met some lovely people on tumblr, of course, but it was 2020. finding out about politics through fucking destiel is not worth all the humans in the goddamn world.”

hottestthingalive

“and so you’re neurodivergent and gay and on tumblr on 2020 and you have no idea what the fuck is going on ever. but every time something happens, every other social media website is treating it like something new and shocking and meanwhile tumblr is sitting in a flaming floating garbage can and watching this happen like ‘Yup. Same shit.’ and all the other people in your life are like ‘it’s a catastrophe! you have to be talking and thinking about this all the time!’ and you’re like ‘i want to cry and also bury myself in the mud to live with the snails and the crabs! please don’t tell me this!’ but then they DO. and then we win georgia but no one fucking cares because in the spanish dub a character from a show i have never seen said ‘y yo a ti’ which overshadows the entire goddamn election.”

#the fact that this turned into a rant #about supernatural by the end of this #is really funny to me

(Loki Ep 5 Spoilers) (Lucifer season 5B spoilers)

hot british-accented characters wielding flaming swords will be the death of me.

i just think that he...

look at him...

#i love them both #flaming swords are cool #loki #lucifer #loki laufeyson #lucifer morningstar

inacatastrophicmind

Dean living his fantasies - Requested by anonymous

rebelavenger

Dean is a dork and I love him

chrrispine

I suspect the same as you.

idrilearfalas

Guys, let's admit it.

For once in your fandom life (twice if you were there for SPN 15x18) a part of you actually believes a ship you're shipping is going to become canon.

No matter what your brain AND your experience say. You heard Loki telling he's bi, you saw his wistful expression while talking about love and "real", you noticed how agitated he got when he found out that everyone at the TVA is a variant and you thought: oh my gosh they're gonna go for it. They're going to make Lokius canon.

Now, we still know it's a feeble hope, and that we're opening ourselves up to SO MUCH disappointment.

BUT... that tiny part of us still, somehow, believes.

What can I say, we're all a bit masochistic in here and boy, I'm proud of it.

maderilien

there's some foreshadowing between them huh... but my prediction is: mobius will confess his love to loki and right after that a TVA portal will open by his feet and send him to Super Hell™

alice-in-marvelous-land

So… hear me out…

This is so very wild… but I just want to talk about this scene:

They are talking about where has Loki hidden the tem-pad, and that’s what he responds: “In my heart”

With him being canonically bi now, what if the team-pad is with his subjective heart, more or less?

With his powers/the Tesseract he maybe snook out, he could teleport the tem-pad to Mobius and he could see where they are now. Then the time-keepers will now where they are and save them from the apocalypse.

I find it very hard to believe he got the device that would save them both broken. Maybe, he gave it to a person he trusted.

And for Loki, trust means love. You have to trust someone to give them a dagger don’t you?