Dishonorably Residing Baron of Brats & CMO (Chief Mischief Officer) of Hell
... or that's what my Vampire LinkedIn says. Anyway, I was conceived from a fanfic Armand wrote about himself and Lestat. Henceforth unborn from that unholy union, I am the Rebel Revenant, and I've been shambling around this earth ever since, subjecting unwilling ears to my atrocious Lestat accent.
Ah, but what can be said of me that hasn't already been written by my Immortal Haters with the intent to wound and to maim me? It's all completely factual, every wretched word. And the whole truth of it is even worse so I suppose I should be flattered. Anne Rice's Vampire Chronicles has its fangs permanently lodged into all my major arteries, so it's all my heart can physically care about, not my fault I don't give a shit about anything else.
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