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pee

part 2 tomorrow

on the edge of my seat

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????? what the fuck

snapscube

classic move. waiting so long to release pee that now it’s leaking. publishers learn from this.

marsbotz

at the insane stage of character obsession where i start getting the urge to post pngs of them every five seconds like im showing ppl a picture of my stupid ass boyfriend that nobody likes but me

I’m at my dog sitting job in a pretty old countryside farm and the lady who does the cleaning up here told me this morning that there are old tunnels (now closed up) running from the house to the church (1km) and I did not want to know that

kelgrid

Imagine what could come from there? Ghouls, ghosts, vampires?

kelgrid

queermania

good news i'm the most fuckable person at this vehicular manslaughter

9fruit

they should invent a constructive feedback that doesnt make me feel like the guy on the ten of swords tarot card

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strangegirlsclub-deactivated202

you guys are all so funny tonight haha ;)... *let’s the strap of my dress fall down my shoulder*

godspeedyoublackemperor

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anyone want to have sex in a manner that does not further the plot or provide insight into character and is generally unappealing for a viewing audience.

xenomorphique

I'm creating a collection

xenomorphique

wizardarchetypes

I want to write a book called “your character dies in the woods” that details all the pitfalls and dangers of being out on the road & in the wild for people without outdoors/wilderness experience bc I cannot keep reading narratives brush over life threatening conditions like nothing is happening.

I just read a book by one of my favorite authors whose plots are essentially airtight, but the MC was walking on a country road on a cold winter night and she was knocked down and fell into a drainage ditch covered in ice, broke through and got covered in icy mud and water.

Then she had a “miserable” 3 more miles to walk to the inn.

Babes she would not MAKE it to that inn.

pixelartpeach

Are there any other particularly egregious examples?

theglintoftherail

This book already exists, sort of! Or at least, it’s a biology textbook but I bought it for writing purposes:

It starts with a chapter about freezing to death, and it is without a doubt the scariest thing I’ve read in years (and I read a lot of horror fiction).