[oldergod-deactivated20191130]

bella: im so excited to see the baby i literally broke my spine and died for!

it:

[susiethemoderator]

lmaooooo,,, leave resume alone 😩

[theocseason4]

Shes so fucking funny

[blackqueerblog]

this lowkey really bothers me to see companies treating us LGBT+ people as trends

[dankmemeuniversity]

[neverthere12345]

[dankar-camoran]

[insertepithethere]

Happy pride month

[constable-nugget]

My sister rescued one of those meme Kermit plushies from a thrift shop yesterday…the poor thing is pale/faded

Today I woke up to a text from her containing nothing but this

[fortheloveofloz]

Credit to @/ioririku on Twitter

[teathattast]

true talent

[laughconfetti]

[secondclassvines]

[sodomymcscurvylegs]

I forgot this was the opening line to Chun Li and this TOOK ME TF OUT! lkashdksjahfkashfdkhasfjhkaskjd

[namek-deactivated20190919]

[frogmp3]

one time we were listening to fleetwood mac in the car and my sister who was probably 4 at the time asked, without being prompted, “can girls marry girls?” and THAT is the power of stevie nicks

[angelsguideher]

I had a dream I was watching keeping up with the kardashians and Kylie had gotten cyborg legs like they had taken the legs of an AT-ST from Star Wars and put them on her lower half so she was like 11 feet tall and Kim was like “I think Kylie’s new legs are SO fun..”

[midnightcowg1rl-deactivated2020]

I literally think about this post every day

[faglick]

[igglooaustralia]

[thottielamottie]

this video is gay rights

[biologust]

[legends-canon]

I wonder if that disastrous original script for the Holes movie, which was written by the guy who wrote Donnie Darko, is still in circulation on the internet. It was insane.

Like the landscape was all barren not because of a curse but because there’d been a nuclear apocalypse and subsequent plague, and Stanley went to prison camp not because he stole a pair of shoes but because he mercy-killed his own plague-riddled sister. And Pendanski sneaks the boys out to take them to a truckstop bar and buys them prostitutes. And it’s revealed at the end that the conspiracy of the camp is that they’re digging for, not buried treasure, but old nuclear warheads. And there’s a running theme about how “you can’t bury the past.”

I mean the scope and intensity of the changes made to make it more “adult” were pretty clever, but so unnecessary. The fairy tale-esque whimsy was so integral to the story and such a part of its charm that making it darker kind of defeated the entire purpose

I can only imagine the Nickelodeon execs reading this script in open-mouthed horror, and then a long silence before they went “well what if we just got the guy who wrote the book to write it”

[javert]

well, turns out this is real

[a-cute-aggrandizement]

[dankmemeuniversity]