You’re the problem if you think she’s wrong.
Find him and beat his ass
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@reckless-and-rude
You’re the problem if you think she’s wrong.
Find him and beat his ass
me: *literally about to burst into tears for no fuckass reason*
me to me:
THE PUREST THING
DRAG THEM 🙌🏼
the sexual tension between two gas stations on the same intersection
I’m so sick of this shit. Two gastations can’t even be on the same block without some walnut shipping them, while I can’t find a single fic for dennys/applebees with dennys bottoming.
fill’er up
this was not a mistake
a tumblr Youth™: you got to get off the internet when you turn 21 bc i don’t like it
me:
If the frosting! Of your cupcake! Is equal to or greater in height than the cupcake itself! you made a bad fucking cupcake
We can’t as a society keep supporting pastries that are just edible plates for five inch piles of sugar glue
I love being in college because there are no actual adults around so everyone is just going around bullshitting their way through basic tasks. Like I can be like “I think I got better from my cold because I ate an orange yesterday” and everyone is like “Yeah makes sense” and somebody could just be like “I’m gonna put my pillow in the washing machine to clean it” and everyone’s like “Sounds like a great idea John”
what if we called “flat” soda “flaccid” soda instead
hey, tandem?
I’m out for the evening
ok i’ll wait
Tandem, come home and face the horror you’ve created
i wish dogs lived longer and life wasnt so expensive and leftover fries still tasted good heated up
I can't remember how to write 1, 1000, 51, 6 and 500 in Roman numerals
I M LIVID
Everyone go home. Puns are done.
me: time for sleepy :)
my garbage body: hot hot hot no cold no HOT bad bad, throw up??? no, hungry, NO remember that mistake you made at work. Internalize it. Never forget. Back hurt yes headache YES hot yes roll over r-RA RA RASPUTIN, RUSSIA’s GREATEST LOVE MACHI-
I heard vine compilations were a thing
I actually laughed so hard I cried at “when I was gay I thought I was in the third grade”
@leatardian milk girl
OH MY &UCKING GOD!
Hey @perisnoop
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wack.