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elliot | 34 | she/they lesbian i have been on this blue bitch for over a decade. this blog is guilty of rapidfire posting on mobile interspersed with periods of silence. you can usually expect a mix of cats, stupid text posts, d&d, and nature; i'm especially into bg3 right now. i always tag spiders but that's about all i've got the braincells for

[gemthegerm]

happy 4th of july to this image the official boston fire department made and posted to twitter like 3 years ago. i will not let it die.

[massachusetts-official]

Official Post of Massachusetts

[lichen-thr0pe]

[jimmyhoffathecat]

Photographing him like it’s found footage

[alphacrone]

texas giraffe update:

💖 catch me if you can, suckers 💖

[funnier-as-a-feedist]

Wishing you all a fat and happy, "catch me if you can" summer

[sacred-portal]

[halogalopaghost]

It's rough to be the Too Liberal guy at work bc when people go "did you see the new Avatar movie" I have to say no James Cameron is really weird about Native stereotypes

and when they say "have you tried SHEIN" I have to say no they operate on slave labor and also the waste they produce is ecologically significant (and also I hate synthetic fibers)

and when they say "use chatgpt to write the marketing script" I have to say actually I'm anti-ai in generative capacity, it should be used sparingly by scientific/medical communities to streamline and improve accuracy but generative ai is actually Evil

And when they say!! Are you watching the new Harry Potter I have to say NO!!! JK Rowling is a cartoon supervillain trying to actually kill trans women!!!!!

It's just like. Man. Is educating the whole world actually my job or should I shut up. Cant even imagine what this is like for Black people

[batmanisagatewaydrug]

bringing a sort of "slavery is still alive and well in US prisons" vibe to the office Juneteenth post that my higher ups don't really like

[hunter-gratzner]

From what I understand slavery was never actually abolished in the us. It is still legal and all.

[batmanisagatewaydrug]

the amendment that "ended" slavery specifically left permission for slave labor as punishment for convinced criminals and our inmates have been legally exploited ever since, yes

[batmanisagatewaydrug]

not a bummer, say it louder

[i-suggest-prison-abolition]

📣I've got a suggestion 📣

[chillyfeetsteak]

there should be more options than suffering via employment and suffering via unemployment

[idalenn]

Why suffer ennui when you can get a bánh mì

[monochrome-stars]

big fan of telling people "have fun" when they say theyre going to the restroom

[northern-punk-lad]

I hate the uk government for making me agree with Elon musk

[a-cheetosandroid]

[wizardarchetypes]

laughed so loud at this ig comment on a post about lesbians using straps that i sounded like a wounded animal

[azspot]

“Because the truth is, tech doesn’t have an image problem. It doesn’t have a message problem. It has an intention problem. What’s wrong with the axe murderer who broke into my house is not that he hasn’t successfully persuaded me to buy into his narrative. What’s wrong is that he’s trying to kill me with an axe. Similarly, when you launch a product that’s designed to put millions of people out of work, block access to sources of verifiable truth, replace human creativity with slop, and lower the barriers to every sort of atrocity, the problem isn’t that you haven’t told the public a good story about those things. The problem is that you are trying to do them.”

— The 40 Most Rage-Inducing Problems in Tech

[santhipoma]

[glasshomewrecker]

Everyone should be aware of nitter.net

for any address to twitter you can replace the “x.com” with “nitter.net” and you will be able to browse as if you have an account. Lifesaver.

Similarly, imginn.com works for most Instagram addresses. I still haven’t found one for Facebook.

[stealingpotatoes]

PO-TA-TOES

this isn't a question I just think we should all take more time to appreciate the world's most glorious and humble root vegetable

also your art is neat and it makes me happy every time I see a new one!

soo true potatoes my beloved

[parkchanwoohoo]

I beg my kidnappers for a phone, swearing not to make any calls or texts, and they stare over my shoulder, holding a gun to my head as I use my newly-freed hand to post, "So do like, dudes just buy ropes and baklavas from the same store or what lmfao like a specialty Crime Store"

One of the kidnappers says "balaclavas" but it's muffled under the fabric. I ask them to repeat and they do, their voice raspy from disuse. "You wrote baklava, that's a pastry." The other kidnapper goes "stfu" and then after a pause goes "Why would you buy from a crime store"

[godisafujoshi]

Then they spit roast me

[parkchanwoohoo]

I didn't wanna say this but now that someone's left this kind of comment I have to be honest: Everyone else's tags are funny but this is the only person who understood my vision for this scenario

[thatsbelievable]

[liebelesbe]

I love emoji reactions so much. Don't know what to say but don't want to ignore whoever texted you? Boom. Lizard reaction 🦎