[theblackparadeisdead]

The funniest thing the saw franchise ever did was giving jigsaw a bunch of dead wife flashbacks in saw 3 only to have the next movie reveal his wife wasn't even dead she just divorced his ass because he kept building torture traps

[stjohnstarling]

Who wants to get fucked up on the green neolithic slime that makes you hallucinate to death?

[stickyfrogs]

Jens is wearing his Fluorescent Lime Onesie and his Peach Feeties for today’s Pondering Nap on the ledge!

[kaijutegu]

Thirteen years of tegu ownership this July, and the tongue shot still isn't old to me.

[aslutsdiiiary]

Me this weekend

[birbwell]

pro tip: if your life is very busy, write your fics in bed! this will ensure that you neither progress on your fic nor get any sleep at all !! #tipsandtricks #thefog

[stickyfrogs]

Angus’ First Argument with Spray Bottle Nemesis!

[memeclassheroes]

[greywrenn]

#‘el pastel promedio tiene tres leches’ es en realidad un error estadístico. El pastel promedio tiene 0 leches. Leches Georg#quien vive en una cueva y absorbe 10.000 leches al día#es un valor atípico qeu no debería haberse contado (via @deathbycoldopen)

[adamsmasher]

I don't speak Spanish but I understand every word

[optionalcausality]

I appreciate 'adn' being preserved in the form of 'qeu', that's absolutely beautiful.

[no-one-offical]

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[aqwult]

[argumate]

I don't see what the-- oh gosh

[certified-door-posts]

certified door post

[lioncourtz]

"That's like a big key to why Jacob and I got on so well, is because we're actually very similar people." x

[trying-trying2lyk]

i love writing out numbers and then putting them in parentheses like "one (1)" even when i dont need to i think its funny

[justatiredlittlesnail]

[patopq]

grwm to survive another day haunted by my insane dead mother

[theriverbeyond]

kittens are amazing bc they're like what if a wayward ball of lint was also made of knives

[theriverbeyond]

check out my wayward ball of lint #MyLint

[theriverbeyond]

update on this btw, my beloved pile of lint is growing but also appears haunted (?)

[theriverbeyond]

update btw on #MyLint we are canceling the baby-food autoship bc she's a BIG CAT now??? 1 year old next week 😭😭😭😭 oh my god. started from the bottom now we're here

[lonelyhum]

whenever there's an evil child character i'm always like well maybe the adults deserve to be killed with hammers have you considered that

[littlemut]

oh for sure

[anthrophobixx]

I had a dream where Brock was revealed to be a butch lesbian at the end of journeys and he thought that "ash and the others already knew" and the entire internet started losing their minds over it and after a couple hours the pokemon company tweeted "surprise faggots" with a picture of Brock holding a poorly edited lesbian flag

I tried to recreate it it looked smth like this

[scretladyspider]

So I looked up “amazing” under the gif search and this little guy came up