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[footlongdingledong]

i dont care if mondays rife,tuesday qednesday full of strife, thursday fuck my baka life, its friday im in sucks

[0x1-deactivated20220826]

dick makes people mentally ill. dick havers, dick wannabes and dick lovers are all insane. it's like toxoplasmosis, you have compulsive need to defend and push and worship dicks all the time and spead your dick mania to everywhere you go.

this seems rational and grounded in empirical evidence

[afloweroutofstone]

#lost in a fugue of penis delerium

[crapscicle]

[sister-hawk]

reblog to spread your dick mania to everywhere you go

[hbmmaster]

namesakes of temperature scales and how real they sound:

Anders Celsius: yeah sure that's the name of a scientist I'll believe that

William "Lord Kelvin" Thompson: there's something really british going on here with that title but I suppose it checks out

Dan Fahrenheit: literally shut up

[apollos-boyfriend]

i hate having so many of jacksfilm’s stupid fucking sound bites itching to be part of my regular vocabulary. in what fucking context am i meant to use that genuinely seagulls. in what context are people meant to understand that

[apollos-boyfriend]

my man 🤝🤝

[apollos-boyfriend]

thinking about it modern jacksfilms is borderline indistinguishable from spamton dialogue lines

[poluche334]

I'm trimming my bush #mybush

@quiddie this is what you did and i'm saying thank you

[nerdicornthetrekkie]

[gamechangershow]

Sorry but it's not complete without...

[stuckinapril]

[stuckinapril]

happy if you have scholarly inclinations there is usually something wrong with your sexuality july

[raccoonmilf]

If you were a dragon what would you look like?

I’d be a teal sea dragon with rough scales and ear fins and webbed feet with sharp claws and a back sail thing kind of like a lion fish, and I’d have a lure on the top of my head like an angler fish with a lantern at the end of it

[red-liner]

I’d be a medieval European dragon roughly the size of a small house with rocky, charcoal black scales with a soft red glow shining through the cracks, and I would have giant red wings and a spiked tail and curved horns that transition into back fins, and I’d have a dull fire in the back of my mouth that makes me constantly exhale smoke.

[itwashotwestayedinthewater]

[itwashotwestayedinthewater]

happy decade to the horrible beast i have wrought

[chongoblog]

Let's settle this

Bulbapedia

Serebii

Voting ended onJul 21

[lordofseagulls]

Lil Nas X should not be allowed to be this funny

[alalasp]

[cryingdancer]

[what-even-is-thiss]

Talking to allo people who haven’t really interrogated how society has told them to view sex feels like that bit in SpongeBob where Patrick keeps failing to put his hand on the lid

[what-even-is-thiss]

Sex is just a thing. No it’s just an activity. It doesn’t have to be… no listen it’s just an activity. An activity. It’s just a thing. A thing. No it’s not the same for everyone it’s just an activity. No it’s a value neutral activity. An activity. An activity.

[what-even-is-thiss]

I’ve been experiencing this lately with people trying to argue with me about my views on sex work.

“You can’t compare sex work to other types of work because having sex you’re not enthusiastic about is really traumatizing”

I’m sure for a lot of people that’s true but for me sex and masturbation occupy a similar emotional space to brushing my teeth or doing the dishes and I certainly don’t feel traumatized about it and I know for a fact that I’m not the only person who feels this way.

Also I think that someone physically and violently forcing me to brush my teeth might end up being traumatizing.

Sex is so taboo and mythologized that people have forgotten the mechanics of it.

Yeah sex might be sacred and important to you. To me it’s a chore I’ve gotta do sometimes. Like cooking. I love cooking and put great importance on it and who I do it with. A lot of people just cook to live though.

Yeah if to you sex has a lot of emotions caught up in it I’m not gonna tell you that you’re wrong for feeling that way. That’s normal. It’s not a universal experience though. And if you can’t accept that, then too bad. Other people’s personal realities don’t exist to confirm your personal worldview.

[what-even-is-thiss]

What a beautiful picture you paint

[can-i-make-image-descriptions]

[Image ID: Tumblr reply from sorryThatHappened reading: as an allo person why was my first thought "oh so sex is like playing wario land 3" /End ID]

[red-liner]

I like the minigame in AOAOAOA where they all compete to create the most nonsensical combination of words that kinda sounds like a name

[yappacadaver]

Doudou gets in trouble for saying “AWAWA”

[bunjywunjy]

[3liza]

[sharkishblue]

being on trial is kinda like a metaphor for being accused of some kind of crime tbh