Do whispers follow when you leave

You read it wrong, a bold face fever; you've stolen everything you believe. 18+

[red-mouthed-sinner]

Art commissions (Officially)

Welp I've finally got my shit together enough to put this out there (pardon how messy it is, I'm no good at organization).

Prices listed below since I reckon that text might not be all that easy to read (I put this together in MS Paint because executive dysfunction didn't let me open a nicer program).

For humans/humanoid characters: $5 sketchy headshots, $10 lineart headshots (can have a bit of chest/shoulder in there), $12 for sketch full body, $14 lineart full body, and full color+shading: $25-30 bucks depending on complexity; +$10 for any additional characters past two +$5 for added complexities.

For monsters/animals/furries: $15-18 sketch and lineart respectively; $25-40 full color+shading, again, depending on complexity.

Will draw: NSFW, Furries, Humans/humanoid characters, gore, animals, etc within reason.

Will NOT draw: Mecha (tried, really suck at it), Illegal bullshit; I will also not draw NSFW for minors (I feel like that ought to be obvious).

Anyway thank y'all for even lookin at this stuff!

edit: I have Cashapp, and Zelle; I ought to look into other stuff too though

[chat-chouage]

the other day i started writing an office romance but i quickly remembered that i have no idea what working in an office is like

[ivan-fyodorovich-deactivated202]

as opposed to your vast personal expertise in romance?

[chat-chouage]

[liberalsarecool]

Humanity owes unions so much for delivering decency to everyone, not just their members.

#WorkerSolidarity

[bartfargo]

#TriangleShirtwaistFactoryFire

[aquato-blog]

getting a note on a super old post

[estel-and-agape]

[possibly-emu]

reblog to slap op with some paper in the wind

[kratt09]

people who don't wear glasses are so weird like you just wake up and your eyes are pussy fresh??

[kratt09]

thats not the word I meant to use

[coldspicyy]

None of these words are in the bible.

[godmodebeginswithlesbians]

au contraire, mon ami

[transarsonist]

dont weird pussy, that's woke stale. penis absolute.

[saintjosie]

i’m sorry cock is in the bible?

[freeformtarsier]

Matthew 26:34 KJV

Jesus said unto him, Verily I say unto thee, That this night, before the cock crow, thou shalt deny me thrice.

[saintjosie]

huh i didn’t know edging was in the bible either

[virtualgirladvance]

Of course it is, they've been waiting over two thousand years for the second coming

[synder-sync]

[huffylemon]

[huffylemon]

an important addition

[william-snekspeare]

creacher

[semutamusic]

[thechekhov]

I need to run a survey really quick. This isn't serious, but I need people to cooperate and not cheat for the sake of it because it'll skew the results.

Imagine you wake up tomorrow and you realize you (and everyone else in the world) can turn into an animal (And back into a human) at will.

Please go to this link to see what animal it will be for you:

Random Animal Generator

Generated a random animal species: A goat, armadillo, orangutan, porpoise, cheetah... Nearly 200 different animals!

(this is random, and yes, you only get one, no redos)

With this in mind, please reply to the following questions as truthfully as possible based on your current situation. (Not an ideal fantasy one.)

How do you feel about this, in general?

Good! I like this animal.

Okay. I'm not thrilled but not disappointed.

Meh. Not the worst.

Not great. I'm pretty disappointed.

Horrible. This is my worst nightmare.

It's complicated./I'm conflicted.

Voting ended onAug 17, 2024

[thechekhov]

How often would you turn into this animal?

Pretty often, just for fun.

Pretty often, for a specific task.

Sometimes, just for fun.

Sometimes, to do something a human cannot.

Rarely, but still for fun.

Rarely, only if I absolutely need to.

Voting ended onAug 17, 2024

[thechekhov]

How open would you be about what animal you are?

I'd tell anyone and everyone!

I'd tell my friends and family.

I'd tell my closer friends and family.

I'd try to keep it mostly secret.

I'd prefer not to tell anyone, ever.

Voting ended onAug 17, 2024

[thechekhov]

Would you want to get to know other people who also transform into the same/similar animal?

Yeah! I'd join a subreddit or a club for sure!

Probably. I'd like to know what makes us similar.

Eh, only if it comes up in conversation naturally.

Not really. I don't think it'd connect us in any way.

No. It's not a good metric for friendship.

Voting ended onAug 17, 2024

[gay-irl]

gay💉irl

[yayfeminism]

Very informative thread -source

[lastroseofspring]

Dr. Sarah Taber fucking SNAPPED

[striving-artist]

Oh shit, Tim Walz.

“I know basic gun safety isn’t a threat to my rights. It’s about keeping our kids safe,” Walz said last month about his evolution on the issue. “I had an ‘A’ rating from the NRA. Now I get straight ‘F’s.’ And I sleep just fine.”

He was beloved by the NRA. When Parkland happened, his daughter was 17. She asked him to do more. I guess he doesn't do shit by half because not only reformed gun control, he donated all the money the NRA ever gave him to charity, and now has straight Fs. In 2016 he was a 'top 20 politician for guns' He turned it that fast.

I know this is the website of catholic guilt structures, but the idea of a politician that changes their mind, doesn't pretend it was different before, admits he was wrong, and then gets shit done? I adore that.

I did not expect him, so I have not done my learning yet, this was one of the first things I saw. And Damn.

[spicyyhobbits-deactivated202411]

DO NOT MATCH MY FREAK. I AM MENTALLY ILL. SAVE YOURSELF.

[liberalsarecool]

If free lunch boosts achievement, then we know taking away lunch lowers achievement.

Republicans are all about lowering achievement.

The white supremacy as GOP policy is manifest.

[ayeforscotland]

Lmao, this Tim guy seems cool.

[ayeforscotland]

Catching up on his speech at the rally, he seems like the perfect foil for a lot of republican attack lines.

“Until recently, it was Republicans who were talking about freedom. It turns out that what they meant is that the government should be free to invade your doctor's office. In Minnesota, we mind our own damn business!”

Like that’s a great line, it applies to abortion rights, trans healthcare, anything. Absolutely skewers the republicans on what was previously their core principle of small gov + freedom.

[slow-riot-deactivated20200720]

Weirdly anti-millennial articles have scraped the bottom of the barrel so hard that they are now two feet down into the topsoil

[tramampoline]

its so wild like “this generation with no fucking money is learning to prioritize essentials” and all these chucklefucks can write is advertisements for these companies

[catparazzi]

at least our jeans won’t tear at the seams after two washes

[awfullydull-deactivated20170619]

FUCK FABRIC SOFTENER IT’S UTTERLY POINTLESS

AND FUCK DRYER SHEETS LITERALLY NOBODY EVER HAS ENOUGH OF A PROBLEM WITH STATIC TO WARRANT PAYING OUT THE ASS FOR THAT SHIT

DO YOU WANT CLEAN CLOTHES? YOU DON’T EVEN NEED TO BUY FUCKING DETERGENT JUST MAKE YOUR OWN* IT’S SO GODDAMN EASY AND 80X CHEAPER

FUCK THE ENTIRE LAUNDRY INDUSTRY *Fuck The Entire Laundry Industry Recipe

1 cup Washing Soda (not Baking Soda. Different things.)

1 cup Borax (not Boric Acid. Also a different thing.)

½ cup - 1 cup grated bar soap (you can use literally anything. I often use Ivory because it’s easy to get and I find it works well, a lot of people like Fels-Naptha, which is an actual laundry bar. Some people use Dr. Bronner’s. Really does not fucking matter.) After grating your soap, combine all ingredients. That’s it. That’s the whole thing. Use maybe a ¼ cup per load.

[madsciences]

^^^ I’ve done this for years now and it works as well as any store bought detergent

[ghostoftwentysomethingspast]

WHAT Thank you, tumblr user awfullydull! Your URL does no justice to the good advice you give!

[legallynonbinary]

Also you can MAKE your own washing soda very VERY cheaply.

Step one: acquire $5 bag of baking soda from Costco.

Step two: lay that motherfucking baking soda out on a baking tray.

Step three: bake the baking soda on a tray in an oven at 400° for 1 hour (to make the moisture evaporate, leaving washing soda)

Step four: revel in how easy and cheap it is to make your own washing soda, and maybe take a moment to be angry that the industry upcharges the fuck out of something that is so easy to make.

[legallynonbinary]

I see some of y'all complaining about static and/or wanting nice smelling laundry. Go to a craft store, find 100% wool yarn balls. If it doesn’t come in a ball, ask an employee to make it into a tight ball for you. Wash in the washing machine to make it felted. Remove from washer, add a few drops of essential oil to the ball, allow to seep in. Dry with clothing. Doesn’t need to be rewashed ever, and if it stops smelling, add few more drops of essential oil. Bam, reusable dryer sheets.

[polar-academia-deactivated20230]

I love this post so much it’s filled with helpful advice, hatred, saving money, and fucking the system all in one

[screampotato]

These people are so close to realising that starving regular people of money is killing the retail economy. SO CLOSE. And yet somehow they never quite get there.

[soberscientistlife]

No fault divorce allows women to escape abusive husbands. Making this unlawful tells you EVERYTHING you need to know about Republicans.

[dancinbutterfly]

You really, truly have to vote. If not for yourself, then for the people around you. Please.

[kosmogrl]

[kragehund-est]

[kragehund-est]

everytime someone rbs this i get a notification as though it were my post, even the rbs that don’t have my addition. go away onion post i am not your mother

[recoiloperated]

Abandoned by its biological mother, the onion post instead imprints on a random passerby that fed it.

[sandmandaddy69]

[oneheadtoanother]

[arsnof]

Tumblr is the most eco-friendly social media site because we will see an old post and be like is anyone else gonna recontextualize this and not wait for an answer