Red shepherd

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[scribefindegil]

everyone who is not currently in the process of moving please pause and take a moment to be grateful that you're not currently in the process of moving

[kinavu]

"My head hurts so BAD when will it STOP" i cry out as i scroll harder down the headhurter9000 rectangle in my hands

[strawlessandbraless]

Great-Eared Nightjar aka the ‘baby Dragon’ bird Appreciation Post 🐉 🐥

📷 credit: Live Science

[quietwingsinthesky]

i need to be put in one of those falconry hoods they make for birds

[quietwingsinthesky]

i feel like this would do wonders for my anxiety

[dallydewdrop]

[disorderlyspring]

Yiling Patriarch ☆

[skeksis98]

Purple-green bfl fibre, my first fractal, undeniably alien-monster yarn ٠࣪ ⚛︎

More photos ｡𖦹°

[red-shepherd]

So I learned shuttle tatting

Very fun, also very compact. My first little project I made while on a train, this one I walked around with in my pocket all day, occasionally pulling it out to add a couple stitches

[kilosink]

They are asking (respectfully) to see your coin collection (no intentions of taking to add to their horde)

[moreleafedclovers]

@slightlydraconic

[guooey]

themessangerpigeons

[guooey]

Tears

[girlnumbers]

aauuauauuuhahauaauhahHh euehhgah gweyeyhhhhhahhh nnnhnmnggjannm

[saltsparkle]

Not my official "post for this yarn, specifically", but it turned out really pretty pre-wash. Photobomb by Chel, who enjoys her summer concrete time.

[xeemaee]

Senshi facts

- he is 112 years old

- he’s considered feminine for a dwarf in dungeon meshi canon

- he spent most of his life living off of the ecology of the dungeon (monster food) after (insert ptsd inducing backstory) happened when he was just a youngin

- he doesn’t have kids and I genuinely think he’d be a bad parent because of how oblivious he can be at times, but he would try his hardest to keep them well fed

- he assumes that all halflings are children because they are small

- he doesn’t wash his beard and this makes it hard for magic to be cast on him

- he hates magic and sees it as a shortcut to getting things done the hard and right way

- he explains EVERYTHING he does when cooking so that those around him can learn from him

- he would make a great teacher of some kind of dungeon survival skills class

- he has a mithril cooking knife

- he turned a perfectly good mithril shield into a large wok he takes everywhere EDIT: I MISREMEMBERED ITS ADAMANTINE NOT MITHRIL

- the fact that he is hot without his helmet is initially treated as a gag because of how silly he looks with it on

- he can be very careless outside of his obsession with cooking monsters (ignoring directions from his party members and not taking proper care of his supplies) (so real. adhd representation. not caring about anything but your hyperfocus. I understand king)

- one time he gave the birds and the bees talk to Chilchuck because he thought Chilchuck was a child (he’s literally just a young looking 29 year old halfling with three children) (eventually he realizes that Chilchuck as a halfling is essentially middle aged and they get closer bc he gets over his prejudices)(chilshi shoutout)

- he deeply believes in only taking what you need and giving back what you can. Don’t over harvest. Don’t destroy an ecosystem for your own gain. The ecology of the dungeon is important for everyone.

- again his hyperfixation is cooking monsters and he is in canon the best monster food chef in the world

- (MANGA SPOILERS) he tells a character who was (spoiler spoiler spoiler) and is left feeling like the scraps of food left behind on the plate that vegetable scraps can always be used to grow something new and should never be thrown away 🩵

VOTE SENSHI!

Also shoutout to chilshi everyone get more chilshi pilled right now

[makingqueerhistory]

Womonspace News: Our Voice in the Lesbian Community: Aug 1995

[xetrasherpa]

new scarf!

tension was better and that helps, who wouldve' thought! It still could be more regular and unfortunately it's impossible to do proper edges (scientists have tried in vain), but hey I'm glad

yarn is a grey-and-purple one, except the monochrome purple stripes that were a yarn that came with the loom, and the blue zone which appeared from being scared of falling short of yarn. In the end I still have a full skein left, now I know. Blue yarn is oddly softer to touch, possibly because it's thinner, and I like how these two go together so my grey leftovers will get in a blue one.

[penny-anna]

Further questions from the finance team

[zenodotus-xxiv]

bowtie placement?

A

B

C

Remaining time: 9 minutes

[red-shepherd]

For all you shirt arguers: I agree but the giraffe is clearly naked. If there was a shirt it'd be C but there isn't so

[memewhore]

[2urban2fantasy-deactivated20241]

Woman murders man in broad daylight

[theknightinslippers]

[halorvic]

[no-one-offical]

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[crypticgoose3]

beautiful like to reblog ratio on this

[drtanner]

That's because people are reblogging it every time they see it. Like I'm doing right now lmao