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Not as interesting as I think

[thememedaddy]

[mclennonyaoi]

i hate australian people they need a dumb fucking nickname for every single word. can’t even get in a car accident without some australian asshole coming up to you and saying “oh gotcha self in a carblammy there aintcha mate” kill yourself and go to hell

[mclennonyaoi]

fuck off are you serious?

[mclennonyaoi]

oh my god

[mclennonyaoi]

how do you have 2 silly words for a car crash

[wizardarchetypes]

i led an all-ages hike today for our local Pride organization (which was great!) & there was a 6-year-old on the hike who was super engaged in all my little Naturalist spiels until the very end nearly two hours into the hike as we approached the end of the trail & he became tired and a little over it. I fell to the back to make sure we had everyone & he was at the end of the line with his mom and he stopped suddenly in the middle of the trail and put out his little arm so I bumped into it and I stopped and he said “you can’t come with us.” I said, “you’re leaving me here?!” He said, “you’re for the forest.” I said, “what have I done to you today to deserve this abandonment,” and he said, “it’s not like that.” I said, “oh, like I shouldn’t take it personally?” And he said, verbatim, “yeah, like…don’t make it a thing.”

[wizardarchetypes]

I’m only able to tell you all this because his mom, in her infinite mercy, told him to keep walking and let me go. I’d still be in that forest.

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

[theauthor27]

[lux-astralis]

[bardnuts]

the father the son and the holy spirit

[we-love-gaming]

[babblingfishes]

POST CHANGELOG 2021-04-04:

no longer violates the geneva convention

[pikky126]

[catgirlforeskin]

[utopians]

can I confess something. the 'happy ending' that someone made to 'here's the life I've always longed for' always pisses me off. it just feels so disrespectful to the original artist to see a really beautiful evocative statement abt alienation and loneliness and just like. decide to make a Good Version where it's about friendship and love

[utopians]

and I always see people misattribute the 'happy ending' to the ORIGINAL ARTIST. like oh my god

[utopians]

like idk god forbid someone depicts negative emotion. thank god you were here to fix it before someone saw it and felt something

[skunkes]

[skunkes]

[gothboobs]

ok but fr why is trump coming to my town to speak directly outside where i work. ur literally in the farmland area of town

[gothboobs]

im going to end up on a watchlist

[gothboobs]

ur never gonna believe this

[gothboobs]

THEY WERE ON TOP OF MY OFFICE

[hiveswap]

You're not immune to being the bully btw. You're not immune to being in the wrong

[hiveswap]

"But i'm-" there is no identity or state of being that makes you immune to hurting someone. You can be convinced that you are in the right for doing so. You can be convinced that you're defending someone by doing so. You have always got to examine if you're taking pleasure in hurting someone or if you're actually doing something good.

[doffy2]

My dinnar 💪💯❗💥

[doffy2]

[63]

This is one of your worst posts yet man

[textposttropes]

Poverty Food

Visual Innuendo

[doffy2]

You called me dirt sucking poor and told me my carrot looks like a cock

[cinnaminrol]

They fucking Guidelined the second carrot image

[doffy3]

What the hell did they do to my carrot

[cpericardium]

[2urban2fantasy-deactivated20241]

I was not prepared

[sexhaver]

cannot even begin to imagine the Blade Runner cyberpunk shit this ladybug i found on my RGB keyboard was going through

[tonyhawksproletariat]

[titsliker]

i think that all the people who argue about gender by saying "the woke left cant even define a woman" need to get hit with the "who are you" question by a buddhist monk. no, thats your name, who are you. no thats your profession, who are YOU. no you fucking idiot thats your species, who are YOUU. dumb bitch u cant even define yourself

[titsliker]

see this guy gets it

[fruityyamenrunner]

[empathy3000]

Wait is this true?? We’ve just been actively lied to by anatomical diagrams this whole time?

[transgenderer]

this is true of pretty much all internal anatomy, because the real situation is sort of like if you stuffed a bunch of water balloons of different shapes, connected by tubes, into a bag, itd be really hard to tell whats going on! so you make things more orderly when you represent them, and the connections and lengths and stuff are correct. like the former image is what you get if you cut it out of someone's body and arrange it neatly (and also, if their system wasnt aberrant somehow, but most people's bodies are aberrant somehow. so what they show you is more of like an average of everyone's weird aberrations)

[sentientcloudofmusk]

Reblog to change someone's perception

[abirdie]

Rishi Sunak did a toe-curlingly cringy TikTok for The Youths ™ about the National Service proposals yesterday and asked for questions and comments, which went about as well as might be expected...

[metalgearemily]

[getmoneysmokeweedninja4161-deac]

im FACKING sorry alright