Dean Redding

Profiler #1

[redding-dean]

Hello, I’m Dean. I’m a natural profiler.

The Gang ⬇️

My beautiful gf Cassie who is also a profiler: @cassie-hobbes

Townsend, emotion reader : @tooemotionalhere

Townsend’s sister who I don’t actually mind that much: @therealceline

Sloane, our statistician: @sloanetravish03

Lia, my sister and our lie detector: @ex-cult-member

Judd, our primary caretaker and an ex marine: @in-a-house-of-morons

Briggs, the director of our program: @agenttannerbriggs

Sterling, our favourite FBI agent: @veronica-sterling

(Ehem… @gusisayapper is my main blog…)

(Ooc line: this blog will probably be built of headcannons and be slightly inaccurate but I try, uhh also on my main blog I talk about my oc that’s Dean’s brother so you should go check that out😛)

[cassie-hobbes]

What would you give everyone and what would you revoke?

Ex. Give Michael something to add to his keyring and revoke/take away his Porsche for a day.

@redding-dean - give him my everything, take away his pain

@sloanetavish03 - give her a trampoline, take away her secret stash of caffeine (yes I know about that)

@tooemotionalhere - give him a pink fluffy steering wheel cover and take away the lip balm he denies he owns but can’t live without

@ex-cult-member - give her the last scoop of mint choc chip ice cream in the freezer and take away her valentino heels for a day (because I want to try then on)

@thentherewasnine - give her freshly baked cookies, take away her memories of the past

@therealceline - give her a new set of paints, take away those creepy skulls in her room

@agent-vsterling - give her a night out, take away her laptop

@theoneandonlyagentbriggs - give him one day where us naturals don’t bully him, take away his sunglasses (why does he where them inside!?)

@director-sterling - give him a sign up sheet to therapy, take away his cult-ish/murderous tendencies

@in-a-house-of-morons - give him a home cooked meal that isn’t made by him for once, take away his striped socks (sorry but they are not a look)

[redding-dean]

I’d give you the world

(Briggs wears sunglasses inside because he doesn’t want people to know he’s a massive stoner)

[redding-dean]

Happy birthday to this weirdo. Sorry we got you the wrong candles.

I got laurel to leave a copy of Pride and Prejudice in your room along with the Lego set.

Thanks for having your moments I suppose.

@tooemotionalhere

[thentherewasnine]

Happy Birthday @tooemotionalhere !!! Thank you for entertaining me and playing with me!!

You’re like a jester brother to me ╰(*´︶`*)╯♡

Thank you @ex-cult-member for the photo of Michael styling my hair! Yes, all other photos are by me and no, they will not be deleted ;)

[tooemotionalhere]

Awww, thank you so much laurel!

I must say the first two pics are of two of my finest moments. Also, stop gatekeeping all my pics- i dont even have half of these 😭

[thentherewasnine]

I hope you wouldn’t have them, how does one take a candid photo from third person?

[tooemotionalhere]

What? Do you mean how does one take a candid photo of themselves? Its by setting up your phone against somewhere and enabling a timer

[thentherewasnine]

I thought you’re not supposed to be aware photos are being taken? Well anyways Happy Birthday I left a Lego car set as a gift in your room, though you’ll have to find it (¬`⩊´¬)

[tooemotionalhere]

Ah right got it.

And oh my, a present. A LEGO SET. tysm laurel, i appreciate it, but stay away from my room!!

[thentherewasnine]

I suppose I won’t enter your room for a…month? As an extra gift "( – ⤙ – )

[tooemotionalhere]

How about we make it like two years let's say

[thentherewasnine]

Too long, I get bored yk? Ooo! I should find a way into Dean’s room :)

@redding-dean

[redding-dean]

I don’t think you should be doing that one either, kiddo

[thentherewasnine]

What objects in your room do you associate with the others?

@cassie-hobbes - either The Cat because they have the same hair color and both are comforting to be around orrr the magic 8 ball hairclip she got me, apparently mommy gave it to her when she was little!

@redding-dean - my book collection, he seems a bit boring at first but he actually has a lot of cool stories.

@ex-cult-member - my nail polish kit she got me because we always do our nails together and she makes mine really cute!

@sloanetavish03 - The Bear because she stole got it for me and The Bear understands me better than most people just like her!

@tooemotionalhere - either my decorated bottles which I took from his room or the origami butterfly decor because he looks simple and charming but is actually very difficult to understand and annoying sometimes.

@agent-vsterling - My bed, at first it was uncomfortable to be near since it was so new and it felt like it was replacing my old bed, but it’s now one of my favorite places to be around and is also really safe!

@agent-tbriggs - The other stuffed animals that I don’t mention as they’re secret agents (like him!). They also remind me of the cooler stuffed animals that I saw him box up.

[redding-dean]

I’m not boring.

Also I’m intrigued by Briggs’s boxing up stuffed animals. Will you come investigate with me?

[redding-dean]

What are some of your fav memories with everyone?

Ummmm

Every moment I’ve ever had with my Cassie @cassie-hobbes

Sloane giving me penguin facts while I was stressed out @sloanetavish03

Lia and I as 14 year olds sitting by the pool at 1 am @ex-cult-member

Forcing Michael to apologise to Lia. Not tagging him.

Briggs taking me to see Hamilton. (Not sure of his current rp account tbh)

And watching Briggs and Sterling get back together. That whole charade.

[redding-dean]

I just drove with a baby in the car

I was terrified

[cassie-hobbes]

going on a trip ✈️📍

@redding-dean

[redding-dean]

@tooemotionalhere swapped my clothes out with only Hawaiian shirts and jorts. This trip is off to a horrible start.

[redding-dean]

Would you consider yourself a cowboy?

I wouldn’t, no?

Why would I consider myself a cowboy?

[tooemotionalhere]

What’s your favorite emotion to read?

i dont have a favorite emotion to read as per say. its not the emotion itself but the person showing it and when they are showing it that merits for being 'favorite'

for instance redding being less broody ever since cassie and him started dating. thank u colorado from sparing me from a lifetime subscription of redding's angst

[redding-dean]

I don’t angst. And use capitals, Townsend.

[agentstarmans]

i’m gonna touch you

better be @theoneandonlyagentbriggs or @agent-vsterling because I wouldn't mind being touched by them

(again)

[tooemotionalhere]

ayo what's the supposed to mean

Do yall wanna confess to smth 💀

@agent-vsterling @theoneandonlyagentbriggs

[agent-vsterling]

Starmans and I casually hooked up a few times.

I don't know what the hell @theoneandonlyagentbriggs did with him.

[tooemotionalhere]

ayoooo

Insane lore drop 💀

gang did yall know abt this??

@ex-cult-member @cassie-hobbes @redding-dean @sloanetavish03

[redding-dean]

Briggs is gay??? He’s married w kids 😦

[agent-vsterling]

He's not gay. He's part of the LGBTQIA+ community but he's not gay. I think he's pansexual or something? @theoneandonlyagentbriggs

[redding-dean]

Same thing

[agentstarmans]

i’m gonna touch you

better be @theoneandonlyagentbriggs or @agent-vsterling because I wouldn't mind being touched by them

(again)

[tooemotionalhere]

ayo what's the supposed to mean

Do yall wanna confess to smth 💀

@agent-vsterling @theoneandonlyagentbriggs

[agent-vsterling]

Starmans and I casually hooked up a few times.

I don't know what the hell @theoneandonlyagentbriggs did with him.

[tooemotionalhere]

ayoooo

Insane lore drop 💀

gang did yall know abt this??

@ex-cult-member @cassie-hobbes @redding-dean @sloanetavish03

[redding-dean]

Briggs is gay??? He’s married w kids 😦

[cassie-hobbes]

always my valentine 💌 @redding-dean

[redding-dean]

Happy Valentines, Cass <3

[agent-vsterling]

@ex-cult-member I know it was you, so can you NOT teach Laurel to swear? @thentherewasnine

[ex-cult-member]

I would never it was probably a drunk Micheal

[agent-vsterling]

I don't have to be you to know you're lying.

[thentherewasnine]

You must’ve misheard me, but in the very slight off chance you didn’t it was 100% Micheal

[agent-vsterling]

Are you sure Lia didn't just pay you in sweets to say it was Michael?

I'll pay you in sweets and cake to tell me the truth.

[thentherewasnine]

I am telling the truth! Right Lia?

[agent-vsterling]

Fine.

@ex-cult-member I'm sorry for assuming it was you.

@tooemotionalhere why the FUCK are you teaching her to swear?

[ex-cult-member]

yeah @tooemotionalhere why the FUCK are u teaching her to swear

[thentherewasnine]

How could you @tooemotionalhere what an asshole o(｀ω´ )o

[ex-cult-member]

yes my sweet child how would u like some ice cream?

[thentherewasnine]

Ooo yes please! Can we go on the roof again too?

[ex-cult-member]

yes can u borrow me 20 bucks

[agent-vsterling]

why would a child have 20 bucks?

[thentherewasnine]

Because Michael and Dean fight over who I like more, therefore bribes ٩( 'ω' )و

@redding-dean @tooemotionalhere

[redding-dean]

This isn’t true…

[thentherewasnine]

Since I, once again, was confined by the walls and was forgotten by @redding-dean My new friend gets tea, maybe they’ll take me to the park when they promise me too.

@agent-vsterling thank you for supply the candy :)

[agent-vsterling]

If you still want to go to the park, I can take you tomorrow?

[thentherewasnine]

Can we go to the one with the spinning wheel?

[agent-vsterling]

whatever you'd like, princess.

[thentherewasnine]

I seem to have an extra cup with tea of you’d like to join the bear and I. Unless you’re too busy, if so then I’ll make the bear drink another cup.

[agent-vsterling]

I'll come join you!

[thentherewasnine]

Also I can’t make tea so I took some from the bottle in Michael’s room. It tastes a little different from the one I’m used to, but it’s the same color.

@tooemotionalhere

[tooemotionalhere]

STAY AWAY FROM ANY BOTTLES IN MY ROOM LAUREL

[cassie-hobbes]

OMG MY GOD WHAT-

[redding-dean]

It’s not a very good idea to take bottles from Townsend’s room.

[agent-vsterling]

just walked in on @tooemotionalhere and @redding-dean fighting and @ex-cult-member encouraging them whilst watching with popcorn.

I walked right out of that room if you're wondering.

[tooemotionalhere]

@cassie-hobbes

come get ur bf

[cassie-hobbes]

no i want to watch him kick you ass first 🤭🤭

[theoneandonlyagentbriggs]

did you just fucking kill me @agent-vsterling

[agent-vsterling]

in all fairness, I also killed @redding-dean, @sloanetavish03, @therealjuddhawkins, @cassie-hobbes. and I won, because lia killed michael for us.

[redding-dean]

I did not like that game