reddish-brown precipitate

peanut butter is good

[dulect]

someone: what's wrong?

me, torn between the need to overshare and the fear of people Knowing about me: um

[afewregretsmaybe]

Emergency room doctor: so how are you feeling?

Me, desperate to please everyone I meet: great! how are you?

[earthdad]

when you’re just having one of those days

[kimpossibooty]

[acoolsuggestion]

dont ignore me ?? i despise being ignored ?? i mean im ignoring like 8 ppl right now but still ???

[quentinssential-deactivated2017]

[toastbutteregg]

person: get your license

me: The Road Is A Terrifying Place And I Am Very Afraid To Drive

[willow]

my new year’s resolution is to stop

[daily-rage-comics]

therapist: i want to get to know the real you! :-)

me:

[ssensura]

Don’t you hate it when you’re dead inside and run out of apps to refresh

did you know there are bisexual flowers and they’re perfect

[boganjunkrat-deactivated2017011]

it says so right there in my bio textbook i would never lie to you 

[thefaginogion]

perfect (bisexual)

[negrocops]

reblog if you are a perfect bisexual, support perfect bisexuals, or just really love flowers

[fstw-deactivated20141229]

I don’t need a significant other just a significant income

[pastabot]

me as an airline pilot

[patrik-star]

me over the intercom: do you guys like me

[ginger-ale-official]

Jesus, after coming back from the dead: hey guys it’s me Jesus, just look at the scars on my hands

Thomas, a known freak: show us the feet as well please

[yourakh]

yes I overthink but I also over-love

[ilovesmoothjazz1998]

tumblr said i “liked” your post, but in reality? i loved it. i love you

[latadelixo]

[huntingfishinglovingeveryday-de]

I have questions

[unclebeanbag]

To get to the other side