Costume may have been too inappropriate 😅
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Costume may have been too inappropriate 😅
TOOLTIP: you can get more funny juice by performing the "jerking off" activity. find it by selecting genitals from your inventory!
> use genitals
You can't use that right now!
> use hand on genitals
You can't use that right now!
> use genitals on hand
You can't use that right now!
> help
I don't know that word.
You are clobbered by the OGRE!
You have lost your genitals. . .
man fuck this game
i just wanna see all my mutual’s holes tbh
I just wanna see all my mutual’s poles tbh
Well.
Happy FCF on this lovely Friday the 13th. Also featuring PA
I’ve been waiting since March to post this…
ITS TIME
HELL YEAH MOTHERFUCKER
if you liked heated rivalry may i recommend bi latin men dot com
"Baby it's cold outside, Let me in . . . "
jerking off and moaning like a girl here
I NEED FUCKING HELP!!! I NEED FUCKING HELP!!! I NEED FUCKING HELP!!! I NEED FUCKING HELP!!!
"can I DM you?" babe we're mutuals, we can touch t*ngues if you want
I know I've mentioned this before, but if your crush is autistic (or suspected), you ABSOLUTELY MUST tell them you have a crush on them. And if your way of telling them is inviting them somewhere as a date, you ABSOLUTELY MUST tell them it's supposed to be a date.
The only reason I am married to my wife now is that in 2018 she straight up told me she had a crush on me and wanted to be my girlfriend.
Seconding. I didn't realise spouse had been flirting with me AFTER A SOLID WEEK OF TALKING ONLINE NON-STOP when they explicitly asked if I wanted to go on a date
One of my ex’s didn’t realize I had a thing for him after I whipped off my top, revealing a lacy hot pink see through bra and sat on his lap flirting for half an hour. His eyes never went below my nose. I sighed, took that as rejection, and moved off and said “oh, I had such a crush on you.”
He was genuinely shocked. He thought his crush was unrequited and was trying to be a gentleman. I thought half naked lap grinding was an impossible to miss signal.
If you have a neurodivergent baddie you wanna bang your only option is to yell “I CHOOSE YOU PICACHU”
@tikkunolamorgtfo's tags: #This goes for friendships too!#I really do need you to say ‘Hey you’re cool let’s be friends’ like we six year olds at recess#or I will assume we are mere acquaintances and that I need to maintain boundaries to make sure I don’t annoy you
Literally had to climb in my partners lap and grab his face and say "I want to have sex with you and also be your girlfriend" and he was like !
14 years together this year I think. It just didn't occur to him that I was into him. Go out and live your dreams babes, just be super clear first that it's what you want and they'll be right there with you.
hellfuckingo, patrick stump comic book creator???
written by patrick stump, from marvel’s own mouth
big beefy guys who let you tie them up then whine when you edge them, swearing they’ll do anything as long as you let them cum… literally promising to be the best for you while they squirm with a wet cock and trembling thighs (bonus if he cries a little)
Happy Annoy Squidward Day!
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