thou art a rude and naughty boy

halo or ecto | 27 | oct 15th | they/them | nb | lesbian | appalachian | ao3: haloburns | ko-fi.com/haloburns

[haloburns]

check out what i'm writing!

i'm a part-time writer, and i post most of my works on my ao3! i'm recovering from burnout, but i have a LOT of works to catch up on while i work through my hiatus!

i teach art to elementary schoolers through a non-profit, so i don't have reliable income. if you like what i do, you can buy me a coffee! any little bit helps! i don't currently have commissions open, since spoons have been so low i can't reliably get anything finished.

tags i use for current writing projects

DANNY PHANTOM

the world is having more fun than me tonight series my au ecto writes ecto fic

LEGEND OF ZELDA / OTHER FANDOMS / ORIGINAL WORKS

baby acquisition au safe and sound verse cmp verse soulmate au / in every life halo writes halo fic

CURRENT wips (as of 01/10/26):

take my soul in the midnight rain - ch4

in the shadow of your heart - ch7

tiago incident - my head's to blame for all my heart's mistakes / mateo au what if series

i can try to pretend, i can try to forget - my head's to blame for all my heart's mistakes / mateo au what if series

in every life - magic in manhattan soulmate fic

follow the morning star - grad school app writing sample

a precious find - ch8

AO3 Works, Series, and Other Links below cut for length

haloburns - main pseudonym

a precious find - legend of zelda chain means pack baby acquisition au - wip

pack means shenanigans - legend of zelda prompt series - 6 works - wip

come morning light (you and i'll be safe and sound) - legend of zelda botw au with twilight princess!link - 7 works - wip

at last (you're mine) - magic in manhattan post-series fics - 3 works - wip

ectoblastfromthepast - danny phantom pseudonym

the world is having more fun than me (tonight) - danny phantom college/mateo au series - 70 works - wip

can't have shit in amity park, not even a slightly normal halfterlife - danny phantom post-reveal au, directly tied to college au series - 20 works - wip

perky beans cafe - pitch pearl enemies to lovers coffee shop au - 8 works - wip

the magic that binds us - goth magic danny au - 6 works - wip

my heart was low (but i never was alone) - pitch pearl 'never were one' au - 6 works - wip

my head's to blame (for all my heart's mistakes) - au of the college au - 5 works - complete

birthday shenanigans for the one year anniversary of my dp college au series

[nitw]

i think we need to start saying "same hat" again. weve forgotten the yaoi

[nitw]

may i remind you of this wonderful strip by manga artist yoshida sensha

[sabertoothwalrus]

aint it crazy how everyone is famous nowadays and yet I dont know who anyone is. there are countless people that will have more followers on instagram than the population of Sacramento and no one I know irl has ever heard of them

[batmanisagatewaydrug]

I've been mildly (VERY mildly) responsible for herding around the actress/comedian who's keynoting a conference I'm working this weekend and the speed with which I've developed protective dog instincts really needs to be studied in a lab. pacing around the lobby worrying about whether a 34 year old had time to eat breakfast and wondering if I should have convinced her to let me pick her up instead of taking a ride share. what if she gets lost. for the love of god what if she gets lost.

[batmanisagatewaydrug]

almost threw hands because I thought there was a mixup with the tech for her talk. I really need to just be in charge of everything so I don't have to worry like this.

[ecosmowarrior]

still so funny to me that gross has another meaning besides icky and is used seriously all the time. your gross annual income. your disgusting nasty amount of money you earn the whole year. pathetic

[storm-of-feathers]

yeah yeah rainbow capitalism is bad and whatever but like. when I was a child, being pro gay was not the popular or lucrative choice. I'm happy that times have changed.

[storm-of-feathers]

I miss rainbow capitalism. I do. I miss when it felt like public opinion was still pro gay. I understand it was always an empty gesture, but it mattered in a sense of knowing how socially acceptable being queer is. If that makes sense.

[spankerella]

@ perfectunion

[massachusetts-official]

Official Post of Massachusetts

[kerryweaverlesbian]

What if the Truman show did a queerbait arc

[kerryweaverlesbian]

What if the Truman show did a queerbait arc but then they found out Truman was gay for real and had to recalibrate and their tv network would have to take a definitive stance on homosexuality, yay or nay in the late 90s and it's not like they can recast Truman. They would have to either plot him into an it's okay to be gay fake happy relationship like they did with his tv wife or try and scare him off homosexuality by doing homophobic gay misery storylines at him to try and keep him firmly in the closet.

[i-want-a-bagel]

adding my favorite tags by @clarafordahwin

[unyieldingsilence]

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[valtsv]

blood being frequently described as having a "coppery smell" in fiction is kind of funny considering that there is a metallic component to blood and it's not copper

[valtsv]

in fact if your blood smells or tastes like copper you probably have more urgent things to worry about than it being outside your body. it's probably better that it's not inside you anymore actually.

[valtsv]

story where blood is described as smelling or tasting "coppery" and it's actually early foreshadowing that all the characters are suffering from heavy metal poisoning

[valtsv]

[sapper-in-the-wire-old]

[butwhypants]

[theartofanimation]

Jane Pica  -  https://www.inprnt.com/gallery/japicasso  -  https://www.instagram.com/janepicaart  -  https://twitter.com/janepicaart  -  https://thebrightagency.com/us/publishing/artists/jane-pica

[teaboot]

ollie fanart

MY BEAUTIFUL SON!! !!!!!!!!!!! ???? !!!!! OMG I LOVE IT 😻😻😻

[subplotsideshow]

Love the type of redemption arc where the redeemed character is still a little shit but for the common good. And yes, this is about Spike and Jamie Tartt, specifically.

[vasira96]

my therapist said once "we get good at what we practice, so be careful what you practice" and tbh she was so right for that but also How Dare You??? open my eyes like that???

[never-kill-on-the-first-dat-blog]

Hey, what’s Winnie the pooh’s favorite color?

[taco-bout-a-shit-blog]

Yellow

[never-kill-on-the-first-dat-blog]

No it’s red because of his shirt

[taco-bout-a-shit-blog]

No, it’s yellow because he loves honey

[never-kill-on-the-first-dat-blog]

You have no idea what you’re talking about

[taco-bout-a-shit-blog]

DID I FUCKING STUTTER?

[voaga]

Things heating up at the Winnie the Pooh fandom

[sun-of-a-watcher]

@hellsite-hall-of-fame

[twiggy-boy]

"what is this BABY doing in space!???"

-Rocky, probably

[reactionimagesdaily]