Ayy, Funny Number

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[ababel]

I DRANK THE SLUGCAT POTION AT THE CYCLE’S END AND IT TURNED ME INTO THIS APPALLING BEAST!!!

[redfirefox-69]

@artificer-real

Thoughts?

[creativecapybara]

What would bugaboo Weaver Queen Hornet look like?

Okay this was actually kinda fun to design

[redfirefox-69]

She looks like she has no idea what to do with her new hands.

Actually nvm she’d use them to pet four times as many fleas.

[exo-dus404]

Finally posting this AU here;

It’s 1 year anniversary of this AU!!

CW: This au contains general dark themes, brainwashing, non-consensual body modification, violence, machine gore, etc. please read at your own risk!

This is my rw au(Project Triple Affirmation), it takes place in a setting where the Ancients are still alive. One day, Looks to the Moon announces that she has found the Triple Affirmative—the answer to the Great Problem: to eliminate death by uploading all consciousnesses to a virtual reality, for without death, there is no rebirth, thereby breaking the cycle. She sees herself as the savior of everything, granting an ethereal eternity.

To put it into simpler words: Moon with her local group killing everything and uploading their victim’s consciousness to FP’s processor(a virtual reality).

While Moon claims that her plan “Solves” the Great Problem, her real agenda is far more radical: she wants to play god. To create a new world in her vision.

There’s still a lot more lore in this au, I’ll slowly get to them in my later posts.

[redfirefox-69]

@artificer-real

Ngl I was expecting you to thirst after Pebbles. It’s incredibly out of character that you didn’t.

Look at those slutty ass hips.

He’s only wearing thigh-highs, a cape, and a thong for crying out loud.

I’ve seen you thirst after completely normal fan art of Pebs, but you don’t even comment on THIS?

Also side note is that a fuckin arrow pointing directly at his crotch? why is that there? Was it there from the beginning or was it added later? Because either way that has some Implications.

[following--everyone]

STOP SCROLLING!

Oka, I plan on following everyone on tumblr

literally everyone

Please reblog so I can make this happen

[theunrhymablerhymes]

Oh gods . Good luck you’ll need it

@jupiterzerinome @aceofpans @greenmindcccc @biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist @lynxgriffin @unikhroma @byjove @moringmark @yellow-jermaine @reflection-of-the-else @yellowlinda @velvetstrings @greyjudas @youtube-kid-offical @edward-hyde @vermilionjimmy @everyday-cutephoto @xxx333s @noonlight-stims @quest-system @we-of-endless-number @userbox-shop @bluefry @memeuplift @xeniden @zac-gorman @i-am-a-fish @one-time-i-dreamt @pukicho @evilredmarge @xgames-blog @color-palettes @tagging-officals-offical @vermillionvelma @not-offical-offical @evil-retep @fishymom-art @chloesimaginationthings @unconscious-cj-thougjts @redheartcccc @will-wood-offical @dovand @delugitedeucalion @fuck-all-governments @shencomix @deskadoesstuff21 @vincecoiner @bhgfood @iheartmyart @corey-beepington sorry if anyone didn’t want to be tagged I’m just tagging random people

[redfirefox-69]

Tumblr has a cap on how many blogs an account can follow.

[ask-reborn-ruin]

You still there?

Yeah... yeah, I'm here now.

Sig just took off and left the others behind. What the hell is happening?

[rot-underling]

What’s happening is that you gave Pillars valuable information!

You have no idea how much this has cost us. Not to mention the fact that you lost your superstructure because you didn’t bother to check who you were sending your message to!

You haven’t a clue what you’ve done…

[ask-reborn-ruin]

Look, I know I screwed up, but he would've killed me if I lied!

*sigh*

Look, something's gone HORRIBLY WRONG. Sig saw something on the mobile array and just took off.

For god's sake, he left Hunter and Enot behind. The NSH I know wouldn't leave them behind even if it would cost him his life.

So, I'll ask again.

Do you have any idea what's going on?

[rot-underling]

…yes.

I do.

NSH has decided to leave you behind because they know you’ll only slow them down, Pillars is now aware of our recent activity, and one of our greatest assets has been reduced to rubble.

All thanks to you.

You named yourself rather fittingly it seems.

You’ve ruined everything.

[ask-reborn-ruin]

...you know what?

I don't need to hear this shit.

I'll figure out what's going on myself if I have to.

[CONNECTION TERMINATED]

[rot-underling]

. . .

It’s treason, then.

[redfirefox-69]

Oh shit rot on rot violence

[seventh-red-sun]

There's no time to explain! DO BACKFLIP!

*tries to backflip but ends up with broken collarbone*

Well fuck me

[redfirefox-69]

@ask-nsh

😏

[ami-fs]

[redfirefox-69]

Have fun storming the castle! /ref

[rot-underling]

[we-of-endless-number]

A

[gregory-j-rotts]

A

[redfirefox-69]

A

[creativecapybara]

more compliments for the capybara! You are legitimately my favorite artist on this site, you have such a unuiqe and charming style and draw the most wholesome content on this website

STAHP

[redfirefox-69]

LETS SEE HOW HIGH WE CAN GET THE COMBO!!!

[erratic-meowmeow]

Anyone remember the two-finger selfie challenge?

Excuse to practice anatomy on Sayani, @sapphicrot's... technically humanized NSH but basically an OC LMAO

$20 and i post the reference image i took of myself in this pose HAHA

[redfirefox-69]

What’s your PayPal? /j

[therealvideocult]

Will the iterator cans have restaurants?

The first two will not upon completion, as they won’t have cities on top of them.

But if support is strong enough they could be added later!

[redfirefox-69]

OP read the URL.

I think they got ulterior motives.

[redfirefox-69]

Bimmed bost

This is a parody blog of @redfirefox-55, go follow them. I am not them, I’m someone else.

If you want to know my main, call your mother, I know her quite well.

[creativecapybara]

Practicing some more with extract line tool

(official colored reference for Ooba)

[redfirefox-69]

It looks like he’s wearing big ol’ gauntlets.

[kendrixtermina]

For once I'd like to see a fanfiction take on Hornet's upbringing where her various parental figures aren't portrayed as antagonistic towards each other but as basically reasonable adults trying their best to figure out how to co-parent & provide for their completely unpredecendented bizarre crossbreed daughter despite their respictive baggage & occasional disagreements, roughly steven universe style (at least until everything starts going to hell thanks to the zombie apocalypse problem)

The one exception would likely be the Scheming Weaver Aunts, but I'd appreciate if those weren't flat villains either & still had a complex/dimensional/sympathetic take - you could play them as like those over-ambitious 'tiger mom' immigrant relative types for example. (would probably work best if you fleshed a couple of them out as OCs, especially whoever takes over a steward or regent once Herrah takes her Dreamer post)

from the flashback it seems the 4 main parental figures were mostly on the same page in what they wanted for her

(again, aside from the scheming aunties. The choice Hornet is ultimately presented with boils down to following what the aunties wanted or follow that the parents & vespa wanted (which is for her to be free to do what she wants). But at the same time the other Weavers are clearly the way they are because their own 'mom' fucked them up real good & they had to leave their home & go from high society to refugees as a result, & likely many of them would ve missed out on having their own kids etc.)

[redfirefox-55]

I will be honest I hardly read any fanfiction but is this really how they’re portrayed?? I’m flabbergasted, I always imagined the moms (and the pk) were all in agreement about Hornet and how they planned to raise her lol

[redfirefox-69]

A fanfic where the only reason turned out a little odd is not because her parents were bad, but because she’s just like that.

[child-of-weaver-and-wyrm]

Have you heard of the Two-Toned Whetstone? One side black, the other white, it apparently sharpens any blade in just three strokes, or dulls it nearly irreparably, depending on what side is used. Last I heard of it, it was in some sort of castle or other superstructure, but I can't be sure which. Sorry I don't have more info. Oh, also I don't know which side is which, best of luck!

There cannot possibly be a good reason for the existence of such a thing.

[redfirefox-69]

A higher being probably had a sick sense of humor. That, or they just did it cause they could.

You know how they get when they’re bored.

[leguh170]

Five Pebbles POV:

[rot-underling]

Not accurate. The drink should be an absolutely massive jug of water.

[we-of-endless-number]

Did someone say absolutely massive jugs?!

[redfirefox-69]

*breaks through wall*

WHERE??!?!

[redfirefox-55]

Strange happenings..

[redfirefox-56]

What have I done

[redfirefox-55]

What have I done?

[redfirefox-69]

Does anyone understand what they’re saying?!