oh boy

[palemusicjellyfish]

nooo don’t wear my armor to the gates of troy ur so sexy aha

[sailoruranus-archive]

“Pet crows give their owners names. This is identified by a unique sound they make around specific people that they would not otherwise make.“

oh my GOD

[jackhawksmoor]

well shit

[ambular-d]

Clearly, to the crows, we’re the pets.

[bedazzledstrider]

[trashamemnon]

Agamemnon: Achilles, what did you do to Hector’s body?

Achilles:

[palemusicjellyfish]

the iliad + the odyssey = the idiocy 

[catasters]

[jollycollectornut-posts-deactiv]

Sir, do you have an appointment?

[muaddibbler]

The most impressive communal shitpost I’ve yet seen from a linguistics Facebook group

[reallyreallyreallytrying]

best sexuel position is 609 (girl lie one way, boy lie other way, dragon egg between them is incubated by their body heat)

[floral-hickeys]

Am I just being nice or am I flirting with you?? Bold of you to assume I know the difference

[dankmemesreasonforliving]

[foodless]

THE BEST THING IN THE WORLD IS SEEING PEOPLE SMILING BECAUSE OF YOU 

[showerthoughtsofficial]

when there’s an earthquake coffins become maracas.

[okbutwhyamisotired]

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No???????

[femmefrodo]

is this valid

[weirdpostarchive-deactivated201]

i just love the idea of an oddly specific curse that isn’t even harmful

[pwesident]

curse where on tuesdays you can’t say the word tuesday

[khaleesi-mother-of-fandoms]

“What day is it today?” “Second Monday” “Cool, thanks”

[big-ass-magnet]

Every other country in Thedas: Control of government changes hands through political maneuvering, assassinations, and occasionally outright war. 

Ferelden nobility, gathered in a big crowd around two people swinging swords at each other: FIGHT! FIGHT! FIGHT! FIGHT!

[screenshotsofdespair]

[youngvlxanoes]

I need a hug and six months of sleep

[pochacco]

i am stupid for free. no one pays me to be this stupid and i think that’s very brave