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Captain Janeway (voiceover): “We’ve finally located what’s left of Commander Chakotay’s shuttle… me: We’re barely in Season 4, and they’ve lost at least 1 shuttle per episode so far. Is this ship equipped with unlimited shuttles?? Answer:

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KIRK THIS WHY YOU GOTTA FILL OUT THE LOG

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I’ve heard the theory that Kirk’s logs just get circulated round headquarters for lulz before being dumped in the circular file as obvious fabrications by someone bored with a frontier posting. “Hey, have you seen this one? He says he fought Apollo.” “What, the old earth probe?” “Try the old earth GOD!” “Hilarious! Classic Kirk! That’s better than the time when he was transported to an evil dimenison.” The reason why in The Naked Now it was Riker who remembered that the previous polywater infection had happened is that he’s the sort of person who would read The Hilarious Adventures of Captain Kirk for fun.

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I especially like this idea because of the implication that all the other captains in Starfleet are reporting perfectly ordinary experiences like visiting a space station, dropping off supplies at a colony, bit of a stand-off with some Klingons in disputed space but got out of it unscathed - and then there’s Kirk all, “sorry guys we’ve been off course this week because my first officer seriously needed to get laid (LIKE YOU HAVE NO IDEA MY NECK STILL HURTS)” and “let me tell you about the Chicago Gangster planet” and “WHIPPED AND THROWN IN JAIL BY SPACE NAZIS.”

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I actually really like the above explanation

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“So wait, they stole his first officer’s brain?”

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I always preferred the idea that every single Constitution-class starship of the Kirk era was running into all kinds of insane shit and so the Enterprise’s adventures mostly just got lost in the shuffle.

“Sir, Starbase 12 reports a flock of space sharks cruising through the system. They’re worried about them chewing on the antennae.”

“Can we get the Hood over there to monitor their path and shoo them off if need be?”

“No can do sir, Hood called in two days ago, says the Captain took his security detail down to the local surface to fight an army of evil komodo dragons.”

“Damn. What about the Valiant?”

“Captain says she’s currently engaged in a duel of wits with a clone of Bismarck.”

“Like the battleship?”

“No sir, a clone of Otto von Bismarck, the German chancellor from the 1900s.”

“I’m scared to ask, but where’s the Potemkin?”

“Last reported in pursuit of a super-intelligent shade of blue.”

“God’s sake. What about the Enterprise, are they available?”

“Something about a hole in space.”

“Christ, it’s always something.”

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Ok, like I’ve never posted Star Trek stuff ever (even though I do enjoy it), but the comments were just too good to pass up!

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It got better.

The captain’s quarterly conference is just one big drinking game.

“Show of hands, everyone with an evil clone… next, evil robots… time distortions…”

It is a truth, universally acknowledged, that all the tropes from Trek are collated from the annual Mission Logs concordance that Fleet publishes- e.g., Sex Pollen (see also Apathy, Hunger, Rage, and Sleep Pollen), Costume Planet (Earth or Local costume variants), Anomalies of Physics, etc,

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Every Kate Mulgrew Interview Ever

Interviewer: Hi we are here with Kate Mulgrew who is staring me down but I’m pretending that’s not happening. Kate, how are you?

Kate:Not going to answer that. Deep observation.

Interview: I don’t know how to handle that. So you have done another project. Wow. Tell us about it.

Kate: The project is very project like. But that doesn’t matter does it? As we experience what we perceive whatever our existence is in this vast expanse of space and time…

Interview: Space! You are Captain Janeway! Everyone has a mild boner for Janeway! Generic Star Trek question.

Kate: I respond with the same answer as always but will it be with a smile and twinkling eyes or the look that says “I could have you killed if I wanted to. The Kennedys adore me.” It depends on the day and if I had a decent breakfast.

Interview: Please just give me one vapid response. You break from so many social conversational norms.

Kate: I know. Its my thing.

Interview: I should mention that Captain Janeway inspires me and opening up to you slightly.

Kate: I accept your vulnerability.

Interview: I’m feeling relaxed.

Kate: Too relaxed. Time to mention my dead sister.

Interview: Oh my god.

Kate: Its ok. Trauma didn’t exist until the nineties.

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bitch you gotta say Chakotay or she won’t know what you’re talking about

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Seth MacFarlane tweets about Robbie McNeill directing, makes Tom Paris reference: first replies are all “Threshold” references. 😂

I swear, “Turned into Salamander, Had Sex” will be on RDMs tombstone in 50 years.

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Not sure if this has been done before, probably has. But here you go anyway! :)

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6.11 Fair Haven

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I mean … it was obvious.

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The J/C scenes you all need this holiday season!

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I’ve been playing this new App (Jurassic World Alive) for the past few weeks and this little dinosaur (Koolasuchus) gives me terrible flashbacks to my least favorite Star Trek Voyager episode - Threshold

#star trek voyager #threshold #kathryn janeway #tom paris #why did they not only turn into lizards but also had babies #thank god the producers discarded the idea of them ever becoming an item #I love Tom but I just can’t see them together #J/C forever

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