Red’s Meme Garden

Where I hide from the public and dig through weeb trash in an attempt to keep myself sane

[whatsdifferentincanada]

[snatch-daddy]

It doesn’t make us go crazy. We just don’t understand the why. No one has ever satisfactorily explained why bagged milk is better than milk in jugs.

[unclebeanbag]

There is no literal reason since the jugs we use are just as cheap as bags and with a bag you need to put it into something as soon as it’s opened because otherwise you’re crying over spilt milk

[rantingmacaron]

I don’t understand why y'all use jugs though. They’re so impractical.

[unclebeanbag]

No they’re not. You have a self contained stand able container. 

With a bag you have one floppy boi

[archivedtdp-deactivated20240111]

We have holders for that. There’s no real difference.

[carnival-phantasm]

Wouldn’t it be crazy if there was a way you could hold milk without grabbing a separate holder? Some sort of solid plastic or cardboard container, that would be so cool.

[haikyuu-is-madness]

He’s trying to be comforting guys…. he’s really trying hard.

[goopy-amethyst-deactivated20250]

London Spitfire VS LA Gladiators (2018, colorized)

[harriyanna-deactivated20221223]

I saw this on instagram today and I thought it was funny so I want y'all to see it too

[weavemama]

moral of the story is…..being racist and bitter makes you age like milk

[birdsbeard]

this bitch is FORTY THREE????

[weavemama]

43 decades

[hbomberguy-against-feminism]

Yet this post is the most racist shit.

[pastelsandknives]

How… Is this racist what?

[hbomberguy-against-feminism]

Racism goes both ways.

[pastelsandknives]

How is this post racist

[hbomberguy-against-feminism]

If I made a post that compared black people’s skulls to white people’s I’d get called a racist.  Here you are saying white people age faster.

[pastelsandknives]

This post is about a specific racist woman. But funny you read the statement ‘Racist people age faster’ and immediately saw it as an attack on white people.

[hbomberguy-against-feminism]

Almost as if there’s an antiwhite bias on this site.  And racism doesn’t suddenly become okay when it’s directed toward a racist.

[pastelsandknives]

My point is this isn’t racism. Even if racism against white people was an actual harmfull issue, nowhere in this post is the race of her or any of the other women mentionned or alluded to. This is about racists.

[hbomberguy-against-feminism]

So you’re trying to tell me that it’s just a coincidence that all the women on the right side just so happened to be white?

[weavemama]

it’s the same woman………………………..

[the-dank-magician-girl]

[coat]

[annabelle--cane]

@vivilevone

[sparklecorpse-deactivated201906]

i dont care if u never listen to me ever again just let me be ur internet dad for just one second: dont start cutting yourselves please ever

[sparklecorpse-deactivated201906]

ok im gonna reblog this again bc i want more ppl to see it?? ive compiled a (by no means complete) list of the things u can expect if u start:

- u cant stop. its a legitimate addiction. there is no ‘seeing what its like’. its soso hard to stop it and believe me, because that was me. i thought i would sate my curiosity but all i did was make my life miserable - everything can become a trigger. someone carved things in a table?? trigger. u get a scratch by accident?? trigger. see something sharp?? yup.  - the scars dont go away and if people see them (and no matter how hard you try, people will see them) they get this awful fucking look on their face like a mixture of disgust and horror and pity  - u have to sit through people making shitty fucking jokes and calling people like you (real, struggling people like you) edgy emos looking for attention and it makes you feel sick but you have to sit there silently - in fact, any conversation about self harm becomes thoroughly uncomfortable because they’ll talk about it like no one in the room has ever gone through it (or, if they know, they’ll glance at you out the corner of their eye when they think you cant see) - any emotion can give you the urges- not just negative. ur body associates the happy feeling with the pain so ur brain is like ‘????? u cant have one without the other??’  - it can have been years. years. you can have stopped and got better and you’ll still feel the urge to hurt yourself and it makes you feel like you haven’t improved at all and you’re still fourteen and hating yourself - (maybe this is just me) but some part of you misses it?? you stopped and you know its horrific but its so difficult to get rid of your blades or whatever you use because you feel so weirdly attached to these things that are so awful and you dont even know why 

god damn i just want yall to understand that you dont have to hurt yourself ever, okay?? just. don’t. trust me.

[prismpom-moved]

I will reblog this every single day.

[xx6emo6girl6xx]

[teenscoolest]

[thegigabite]

Our Sunshine Boy ☀️

[susukarasu]

[wakka66]

Okay, can I just talk about this comic series for a second? This has got to be the most hilarious comic series I have ever seen. This is AJ & Magnus, a Calvin and Hobbes inspired comic series about an adopted kid, his talking dog, and his 2 gay parents. The humor is really good, very quick and to the point. This series is beautiful, please, give them your love!

[werewolfchaos]

zangief one of his dads is zangief

[norewardisworththis]

[deadcharlieandhisorchestra-deac]

Bug, help me be more like you

[ashestoashesjc]

the true genderfluid icon

[picsthatmakeyougohmm]

hmmm

[fortjester]

[butchdarry-deactivated20180612]

the greatest skill a woman can learn for herself is self reliance

[butchdarry-deactivated20180612]

to clarify … so many strong women in my life rely on men. that dependence is dangerous. ladies here are some good ref resources I’ve found helpful on my journey towards self reliance

automobile

changing coolant

changing oil

changing tire

jumping a car

plumbing

toilet running

basement flooding

replace a faucet

clogged drain

electrical

replacing light switches

blew a fuse

installing overhead light

earth vs. neutral vs. live wires

home

patching drywall

finding studs

this list is in no way comprehensive feel free to add on

[susiethemoderator]

I really agree with this post because it was last month (April 2018) that I, a 22 year old woman, learned how to check her tire pressure and fill up a tire at the gas station. Also, how I learned to change windshield wipers and windshield wiper fluid (that time I went to an auto store and had a cashier teach me #Yikes):

I didn’t even know I had a flat I just felt that my car was driving off. After some time a random man at the gas station knocked on my window while I was waiting for my gas to fill up and was like “your tire is horrendously flat m’am”.

Then when I was trying to tap off the cap to the nozzle that gets the air, I was pulling instead of twisting and I was about to give up when this sweet lady told me I’m supposed to twist and then pulled on a tire gauge pen!!! I didn’t know those things existed and she taught me how to use it and suggested I scrounge up some chance (bc they’re cheap) and buy one from the store. She also taught me about the numbers on my tired and how to properly fill them.

I’m embarrassed by what I wrote but seriously, becoming self reliant is a life saver.

[thebluestrokes]

“How to Art?”

“Hey man that’s not bad!”

“It’s not that great!”

“No it’s good man!”

“Maybe though, add some shading around where the head shadows the neck.”

“Make sure you it’s obvious where the light source is coming from.”

“It will help give the drawing more volume and depth.”

“Whoa! You’re really good at art, man!”

[mgx0]

Give confidence and encouragement to everyone you come across!

[purrtlepuff]

THIS IS HOW YOU CONSTRUCTIVELY CRITICIZE!!

[kattimariias]

Show this to every cringe blog and cringe art channels

[writing-prompt-s]

I love that you don't correct people thinking you are gay. Like you just roll with it. Or are you gay?

I have been straight for the last 22 years. But you know, there’s always tomorrow, amigo

[writing-prompt-s]

For real?

[lionsaregayandsoisglitter-deact]

Yes

[writing-prompt-s]

Do you amigos want this on a black or a white t-shirt?

[writing-prompt-s]

Option 1: I have been straight for the last 22 years. But you know, there’s always tomorrow, amigo

Option 2: I have been straight all my life. But you know, there’s always tomorrow, amigo

Option 3: I have been straight all my life. But you know, there’s always tomorrow

Which one?

[writing-prompt-s]

Brilliant!

[writing-prompt-s]

It’s gonna be option 2 & 3 in black and in white! This is what we have so far:

I need your feedback, amigos. This is only version 1.0

[writing-prompt-s]

Version 2.0 We are not done yet

[writing-prompt-s]

Version 3.0. Yes or no?

[writing-prompt-s]

Version 2.0 or 3.0? You can vote here:

https://pollmill.com/f/version-2-0-or-3-0-lyzffqt

[writing-prompt-s]

Leave no amigo behind! We are gonna do both

[writing-prompt-s]

Version 2.0 with print on the back is available now!

https://teespring.com/stores/oh-look-its-tomorrow

[writing-prompt-s]

Version 3.0 Comic Sans is here!

https://teespring.com/stores/comic-sans

[writing-prompt-s]

Last day to order!

[rev-krissy]

They should bring this back!!

[chopped-dinosaur-soul-deactivat]

@writing-prompt-s if you bring this back could you also do the bi flag??

[writing-prompt-s]

Sorry for the late relaunch, amigos! There is a thunderstorm going on and the wifi ain’t that great right now 

Here are the links to the stores (there are also socks!)

- LGBTQ+ - LESBIAN - PAN - ACE - BI

Available until June 22