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YOU ARE THE REASON
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One Nice Bug Per Day
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@redmonster-13
Iâve been reading about werewolves on Wikipedia and I just have to say. âWerewolves are warriors that descend into hell to fight demonsâ kicks unbelievable amounts of ass as a concept
Is this just a thing that you do after you become a werewolf? Or is this a magical-girl sort of deal? You get a wolf form once you sign up to fight demons?
im fucking crying
i, a rock collector, had to go to the ER yesterday because of a gallstone attack, here is how my father messaged me
thanks dad
That was the correct thing to say.
Imagine being the only person alive who can say this
buzz aldrin and neil armstrong liked to do a thing where theyâd tell unfunny jokes at parties about being on the moon and when people were confused theyâd go âguess you had to have been thereâ
Me logging in to tumblr.com
One of the best letters Iâve ever seen just popped up on my Facebook memories. Still makes me laugh.
As today is the 50th anniversary of the moon landing, itâs a great time to revisit Dinah from Devonâs memory of this historic event. And yes, still makes me laugh.
Today is the 54th anniversary of the moon landing, but Dinahâs diary entry is still absolutely magnificent.
57th anniversary of the moon landing and the best diary entry in the history of diary entries. Sit down Samuel Pepys, itâs over. UGH.
Reminder to all nonbinary people: You can summon SUE the T. rex for aid
Melon collies
not to be all "these two words will change your life" or whatever, but I promise you, programming in "good catch!" as your response to people correcting you/pointing out errors or whatever removes so much friction from interactions, and comes with a delightful happy meal toy of "not hating yourself so much for making mistakes"
I use "I stand corrected" a lot. The mild silliness of the outdated language makes it work for me.
I had a high school science teacher who would say "if you admit you're wrong and change your mind..." and the whole class would respond back "... you aren't wrong anymore!"
And when a kid would assert something incorrect In class, he wouldn't tell them they were wrong, he would help lead them to the right answer and then when they admitted/ accepted the new information, he'd say "now we're both right! Nice work!"
For a bunch of gifted kids whose identity and reputation often was staked on knowing more than most people, it was a great safety valve. No shame in making a mistake, because if you accept it you have learned! Now you are smarter! It always made me feel better.
âCovid game me narcolepsyâ no you fucking pervert it didnât. Youâre just a weirdo with a gross fetish. Covid didnât make you suddenly want to fuck dead people. Keep that shit to yourself you gods damned weirdo
I have type 2 Narcolepsy. Studies have shown that serious viral infections can cause people to develop Narcolepsy if they are already genetically susceptible to having it. This includes covid. That is what happened to me.
You on the other hand might want to google the difference between Narcolepsy and NecrophiliaâŠ.
Yall, I canât believe that I have to do this, but I am going to say this in as clearly as possible
The anon was very confused.
I have Narcolepsy, which is a sleep disorder. Narcolepsy has nothing to do with Necrophilia. I am not into necrophilia.
I didnât realize that one said ânecropolises.â Thatâs actually so funny. I think that one must have been a joke
I have done some weird trickshots, and some difficult trickshots, but that last one is the most of both Iâve ever put together!
So the subplot of Holes is that Kate Barlow deals with the politically-sanctioned execution of her black boyfriendâwho unlawfully kissed a white woman who was in love with him!!!âby becoming a serial killer who targets racist/sexist white dudes who harassed her, were rejected, then went after her boyfriend as revenge from the depths of the âfriend zoneâ.
Go off Louis Sachar, let em know!
Donât forget the main plot was a damning satire of the brokenness and inherent racism of the American justice and prison systems! Louis Sachar does not fuck about
It always fuck me up that older people donât understand how this story is as essential to most american children as Gone with the Wind or Mary Poppins was.
unironically, this is one of the best books/movies for young people that exists
Kissing Kate Did Nothing Wrong
And the technical writing of Holes is perfect. Like, itâs one of the most technically-perfect books ever written. Basically any plotting or pacing or characterization issue youâre having, read Holes and really study how Sachar did it. THE LIZARDS! THE LIZARDS.
the twisty prophecies! the lizards! the lipstick! the humor! this book doesnât play. a true classic.
and! in a twist, itâs actually the most accurate depiction of archaeology across pretty much all media!
itâs what they would have wanted
happy moonwalk day
I love you. I love you more than I love myself. I know it doesnât say a lot but youâre the only thing I love this much.
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I don't know which of you needs to hear this but "narc" is not short for "narcissist" when someone calls you a "narc" for snitching they are calling you a "narcotics officer"
technically narc isnt even short for narcotics officer its just cant for Cop, I believe Roma in origin
I read years ago in a book that it was derived from nakk, Romani for nose, as in someone who always has their nose in other people's business
ITS DERIVED FROM "NARCO" AS IN "NARCOTICS" WHAT FUCKING BOOK
Okay you know what pulling back on my derision because i can see how this mistake would be made but narc and nark are etymologically unrelated
Etymology is always doing some shit like this
Convergent evolution.
Linguistic crab
Two entire linguistic traditions have merged to remind you not to be a fuckin narc
Bloopers are movie aftercare and itâs fucked up that we got rid of them
Hey guys!! If you post your pets on artfight please let me know!!!! I'm really trying to get back into drawing again and pets are my absolute favorite thing to do right now. I keep trying the tag search but I don't know if it's working properly đ thanks!!!!!
