Redonkulas

Weather. Science. Hockey. People Falling Down.

[mattyaye]

The Final Vine Compilation

[unclefather]

[webthug-deactivated20191205]

[flavoracle]

That is the face of a rebel who was called into the Human Resources office and had the following conversation...

HR: "We need you to take down or cover up the photo of Nicolas Cage hanging above your desk."

Rebel: "Why?"

HR: "Your coworkers have been complaining that it's distracting and makes them uncomfortable."

Rebel: "What do you expect me to cover it up with?"

HR: "Whatever you want. Doesn't matter. Just cover it up."

Rebel: "FINE."

[lokillia]

here i thought she wanted to remove it only to find another pic under it

[flavoracle]

Also a valid interpretation

[somecutething]

[stupidpetface]

[snowdayinthearchives]

Since I already brought up my university’s chaplain once today, I thought I’d share with you the best advice he ever gave me.

If someone is suffering and you want to help, instead of saying “let me know if there’s anything I can do,” offer a few options of things you know you can do.

“Can I do your dishes while you study for your exam?”

“Would it help if I came to the waiting room with you?”

“I can distract you if you like.”

When someone’s suffering, making them choose how to be helped can sometimes be an extra burden, especially if they don’t know how serious your offer is. By giving examples, they only need to say yes/no, and they know you wouldn’t offer anything too big for you to handle.

[kaijuno]

Okay this was me when my sister was in labor

[remanence-of-love]

[suckmydicknewyorker]

Kudos to the New Yorker on publishing a cartoon that’s funnier than anything we’ve ever posted

[tastefullyoffensive]

[tropiuz-deactivated20200618]

why is this so fucky funny

[fudnaodigjs-deactivated20140305]

[nayx-deactivated20200109]

Print it.  Fuck it.

[pulpfanfiction]

am i supposed to laugh at “print it. fuck it.” or the fact that the dude is the fucking same guy as the little advertisement in the same position im so confused

[ampervadasz]

Unmute !

[gingersofficial]

Can you imagine the lights going out and accidentally bumping into this door and hearing that shit?! My soul would vacate my body through my asshole

[madejsbridge]

[cockyhorror]

I keep going back to watch this video it just captures my sense of humour perfectly

[shanexrayn]

Demön

[nube-1-deactivated20210117]

[fuckyeahchinesefashion]

©一边航来一遍拍

[hclark70]

[blairkitsch]

imagine bernie sanders with eyeliner so sharp it could kill a man

[rubyfruitjumble-deactivated2016]

imagine if we all deleted

[flygex-eatin-on-softies]

I put this napkin on Bean as a joke but he hasn’t moved out from under it and it’s been about 20 minutes, so….

[lollipopatrice-deactivated20210]

mother has given me a blanket it is a most joyous day