Tits in a Biscuit

My name is Shannon and I'm here to change your life. lil pickles

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I’m absolutely speechless.

[riotmightbelucky]

BLACK-OWNED ALTERNATIVES TO DOLLS KILL

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[nordacious]

90s taco bell was more a e s t h e t i c than ur shitty tumblr will ever be

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oh and i HATE patronizing posts from middle-class people about how grocery store workers are heroes. they’re not doing this for you or the country. they’re doing this because they need money. “New Yorkers Planning 2-Minute Clap For Essential Workers On Friday” fuck off. grocery store workers don’t need you to clap for them. they need to be able to make the choice of whether or not they want to be on the frontlines of this thing without having to risk homelessness or starvation. they need to be fairly compensated for the risk they’re taking and an extra two dollars an hour, or for increased wages to only kick in if they opt to overtime isn’t enough. like, grocery store workers and other “essential” retail workers should be appreciated but that appreciation needs to be TANGIBLE. and working right now should be voluntary. when well-off people make posts about the grocery store workers are heroes, it just comes across that they’re grateful there are still people around to wait on them and they’re purposefully overlooking the fact that the “sacrifice” essential retail workers are making is coerced. 

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PEOPLE WHO ARE COERCED INTO DANGEROUS CONDITIONS BY THREAT OF RUIN ARE VICTIMS, NOT HEROES. the people bagging your groceries aren’t doing it because they love you. they’re not doing it because otherwise they would die a little faster. 

[whatevercomestomymind]

“Essential workers” are not MAKING a sacrifice.

They are BEING sacrificed.

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[autumngracy]

If people want to show appreciation for essential workers they should be donating protective gear and cleaning products or just straight up giving them money. Anything else is just meaningless.

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slide monster really busting it wide open here

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[dundeey]

WELCOEM TO MY FUCK HOUSE

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[kuntsuragi]

this post is still good even without the glitch that’s how good this post is

[jacobtheloofah]

for those who forgot about the hellhole that was the 2015 tumblr glitch:

[homemade-ghosts]

Klobuchar and Buttigieg endorsing Biden

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peeling a clementine is so easy. it comes so naturally. its inviting… the clementine WANTS to be peeled. its melancholic, sanguine… but an orange? whats an orange but a nuisance… the orange torments and mocks with its brute strength. it exists only to create chaos. next time you decide to indulge in a citrus delight, heed my word. choose the clementine 

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[mrswarner]

Always protect your energy

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[betsy-cola]

Pin up ghouls 👻👻

[trashcanniballecter]

Y'all wanna see a weird cucumber illuminati cup I found at the thrift shop?

[trashcanniballecter]

Cucumber illuminati cup

[naamahdarling]

Knowledge is knowing that this was a promotional cup that accompanied an unusual cucumber-and-rose flavored gin.

Wisdom is knowing that explains nothing.