Discovery

~* non-practicing slut with acid reflux *~

[starryhoundbloo]

Shout out to my mom who explains my transition as "Having a daughterpillar turn into a Boyterfly". It doesn't erase the fact I was an adorable little girl, and also affirms my gender now. I love my mother.

[judgejudyofficial]

I must not yearn for a husband during pride month. Yearning for a husband during pride month is the mind-killer. Yearning for a husband during pride month is the little-death that brings total obliteration.

[gorbling]

Im enjoying the longevity of tumblrs recontextualization style of humor. a seemingly innocuous post followed by like "posts that a gnome would make" or like "are you a phone"

[gorbling]

[hapalopus]

[hapalopus]

More from the notes:

[vexwerewolf]

I love this post

[karifaevt]

The horse thinks as it scratches an itch

[can-i-make-image-descriptions]

[Image IDs: Image #1: Tumblr post from nedsSeveredHead: why are boxers so expensive i just want to cover my ass

Reblog from mrGuyWithHair: Me when I'm a 1930's gangster looking to hire some muscle

Image #2: Tumblr post from sexyTasha1 on 26. dec. 2019 in large pink text reading: I'm going to get more lashes today.

Reblog from zzanzzz-deactivated20201124 on 27. dc. 2019: Repentant Catholics in the 14th century be like

Reblog from OP (in large pink text) on 27. dec. 2019 reading: Delete this off my post

Image #3: Tumblr post from shioriPilled on 30. dec. 2022: saw babylong. not good

Reblog from redShifting on 30. dec. 2022: —Egyptian scout circa 1150 BC after the invasion of the Sea Peoples

Image #4: Tumblr post from nat-20s: Huge shout out to purple for being the only color that has like no losers. Deep purple royal purple bluish purple redish purple pastel purple dusty purple lavender periwinkle violet like. Banger after banger after banger!!

Reblog from sustainedReactiveDepression: — Phoenician cloth merchant, c. 6th century BCE

Image #5: Tumblr post from hustleRose: #of course you have blood all over you. and pronouns

Reblog from OP: easy website

Reblog from cryptid-on-a-string: ^^^ me when I'm trying to calm down my horse named "Website"

Image #6: Tumblr post from enecoo: they took vine from us

Reblog from super-metroid: sad apes in the jungle discussing deforestation

Image #7: Tumblr post from kosher-bimbo-deactivated2019060 on 4 apr. 2019. Screenshot of tweet from (face with medical mask emoji) (@/ camryGirlz) on 25/03/19 reading: 7 thousand ppl on earth and u still single (three loudly crying face emojis) (end tweet)

(three disappointed face emojis)

Reblog from fyre1111: Tweets from the aftermath of the Toba superEruption in 75,000 BC

Image #8: Tweet from verified user ye (@/ kanyeWest): I will never make a diss record

Quote tweet from Ryan Pequin (@/ ryanPequin): When Mario starts to doubt himself during a speed run

Image #9: Tweet from jean (@/ jeanmr): i miss vine

Quote tweet from Nicky (man dancing emoji) (@/ hemnick) on 28.02.23: tarzan's last thought as he plummets to the jungle floor

Image #10: Tumblr post from sketiana: Love to cause situations. hate to be near them really. undiagnosable

Reblog from sketiana: Tumblr reply from lakevida: butterflies when they flap their wings

Image #11: Tweet from the silly (@/ mySillyComics), in all caps: Ginger root in fortnite?!

Quote tweet from hubbert (@/ Bonarno_) on 3/10/23: Medieval herbalists when their supplies are delayed

Image #12: Tweet from ? (@/ freakishPriest): this is the end of.... being straight...

Quote tweet from you cant just say perchance (@/ lesbia...): spaghettie when you boil it:

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[sarahmackattack]

I wanted to get a video of this ghost crab but every time I got close to their hole they scuttled back in, so I tried getting clever with it. I made a little sandcastle and shoved my phone into it, hit record, and walked away. Crab was VERY suspicious of this addition to their environment.

[quendergeer]

girl you erected a mysterious black monolith that contained all the knowledge your culture had ever collected were you hoping he'd develop rudimentary tool use

[sealsdaily]

Today's Seals Are: Smack The Baby

[reebasaurusbex]

1-800-ARE-U-SLAPPIN

[ellewantsrevenge]

aadam jacobs's archive

[bakersfield-row]

[wheredidalltheusersgo]

[shaddy-bee]

[asksloyxp]

Maybe if I just work harder, this empty cup will pour again

[shinyrock6498]

Maybe the cup needs a bit of time to rest and refill?

[asksloyxp]

Maybe the cup needs to lock the fuck in???

[polpotpie]

Modern society is organized in such a way that one might "make an account" for "chipotle"

[burr-ell]

YOU ARE A REGULAR GUY. YOU CAN HANDLE CRITIQUE. YOU ARE A REGULAR GUY. YOU CAN EMBRACE BEING TOLD YOU WERE WRONG. YOU ARE A REGULAR GUY. YOU CAN ACCOMPLISH UNPLEASANT TASKS. YOU ARE A REGULAR GUY. YOU CAN DELIVER DISAPPOINTING NEWS. YOU ARE A REGULAR GUY. YOU KNOW HOW TO BE DISAGREED WITH. YOU ARE A REGULAR GUY. YOU CAN BE CORRECTED. YOU ARE A REGULAR GUY. YOU CAN BE TOLD YOU MESSED UP. YOU ARE A REGULAR GUY. YOU ARE ABLE TO DO HARD THINGS.

[murdercore-powerfuneral-deactiv]

We know that Facebook is brainscorching your parents and tiktok is brainscorching your cousins, but some of you refuse to admit that you got your brain scorched here. However unlike those sites there isn't an algorithm here you just make bad choices.

[kyraneko]

That's all we ever wanted. To arrive at Hell as a result of our own dubious navigation skills instead of as the result of Satan owning all the road sign companies.

[tim-ee-sis]

"To arrive at Hell as a result of our own dubious navigation skills instead of as the result of Satan owning all the road sign companies."

This is my favorite quote of today.

[anarch0possum]

if i had a time machine, first thing id do is obviously kill hitler. even if germanys fascism was caused by complex socioeconomic factors itd still be worth doing for the bit. then id go even further back to the early 20th century and become one of those old timey bank robbers, when they had names like 'pretty boy floyd' and 'baby face nelson' and id make sure people knew me as 'sweet baby ray' just to see how it fucks with barbeque sauce history

[kidzbopdeathgrips]

disappearing like the roanoke colonists but carving "I NEED A FAT BITCH" into a tree instead of "CROATOAN"

[wolfderolfe]

i had a vision last night that absolutely ruined me. a bra, but it’s overalls. denim with the straps you have to tie and everything. but it’s a bra!

[wolfderolfe]

overbralls

[everythingisstardust]

I’m horrified that she’s actually considering it

[mctreeleth]

I mean, of course I would be considering it, having dumb sewing ideas is basically 90% of my personality.

…oh wait no I went one further than considering it I did do it…

I ended up not going with the front fly closure, in part because the shortest opened ended metal zipper I could get was 40cm long and also TWELVE DOLLARS(!) but also because I got annoyed with trying to work out the equivalent of a waistband for the bust curve - this one has a button closure at the centre back but I think next time I would go to the effort of sewing a proper bra hook-and-eye closure because it is a bit hard to wrangle on and off.

(If you want one of your own, the pattern for mine was once McCalls M7937 before I re-did it to my personal preferences and to be a bikini top rather than an outerwear top, but view B is pretty much this except slightly longer and with straps that are, you know, not overalls.)

[definitlynotafiredemon]

Jra for your joobies

[micro-usb-deactivated20230625]

[reckless-glitch]

[touchstonelevity]

[crazy-brazilian]

lil wayne or wathever