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from a fellow neurodiverse & nonbinary & prospective convert lesbian:

happy lesbian lovers day! 💖

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podracer

I'm going to drink a 6 pack of 5 hour energy and pokerap the 23,000 gender and sexual identities of that one wild fucking mushroom

fanishjuli

sometimes I remember that this dude, this need, this funky bluejeans wearer ass of a nerd, he just loved his wife so fucking much, he went fuckikg down in history remembered as The Lover. of all the frankly amazing shit he did, all his mind-blowingly impossible shit he accomplished in the realm of necromancy, of all the nerd shit he must've done in a century visiting different planes of existence, becoming one of the most stables liches in existence by associating his core magic to positive emotions rather than negative— which, until he did it, was something previously unexplored and probably impossible by the way— of all the fucking amazing shit this dude did?? and he was remembered the most by how fuckikg much he loves his fucking wife??

he's a nerd who hears blue jeans and probably makes bad puns and he's like legit the most powerful necromancer and lich ever (next to said wife) and he probably likes watching softball or some other lame ass shit like that, and he's fucking known and remembered across the fucking multi-planar-verse as The Lover because he loves his wife That Fuckikg Much I'm in tears what the fuck how does a nerd with the name Barry J. Bluejeans makes me cry so much

ieattaperecorders

A week after arriving Somewhere Else -

Martin stares solemnly at Jon's wound with tears in his eyes, Jon holds him and murmurs reassurances, promising he doesn't blame him, both of them barely whispering as if they're afraid to speak of it too loudly.

7+ years after arriving Somewhere Else -

Jon: (Trying to get out of doing the laundry) C'mon YOU KILLED ME

Martin: AND I'LL DO IT AGAIN IF I HAVE TO WASH MORE OF YOUR BLOODY SOCKS

ieattaperecorders

#jon: martin i simply cannot do the dishes#martin (brandishing a knife): i killed you once and i'll do it again#jon: maybe if we kill me enough we'll end up in a world with no dishes

darth--nickels

we’re undating this. we’re bringing it back

quoiquecesoit

det3rra

lup my beloved

♡︎♡︎

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crawly

just learned about a building in london that is so poorly designed it becomes a death ray that melts cars and creates a downdraft effect with wind so powerful that it knocks full grown adults to the ground

crawly

imagine being knocked over by a gust of wind from this ugly ass building and then being cooked TO DEATH by the sun reflection like what a way to go

millenniumitem

i learned about this like last year or somethign and this building is literally th satan come alive. building that tries to fucking kill you and fry you like an egg

crawly

top ten buildings that Want To Harm You

angstytwat

this building is like I Will Flip You Over Like A Hamburger And Fucking Cook You

alicentsgf

The use of the present tense isn’t quite accurate because they did fix the issue immediatly after this so its no longer a death ray but yes it did partially melt a very expensive Jaguar. Its nickname ‘the walkie talkie’ got beautifully bastardised to ‘the walkie scorchie’ following this. Its also widely accepted to be the ugliest of London’s skyscrapers.

And I just wanna bring up the fact that this is not the only monstrosity built by Rafael Vinoly - he’s also responsible for the eyesore of Manhattan that is 432 Park Avenue.

Residents here have repeatedly complained about the realities of living in this haunted pool noodle, including ‘catastrophic’ floods, loud bangs and creaks, and an elevator that refuses to work when its windy.

I would say we should stop letting this guy make buildings, but he only seems to fuck over millionaires so I’m not in a hurry to end his career just yet.

alicentsgf

@branovices it’s my pleasure to inform you that the Vdara ‘death ray’ Hotel is also the work of Rafael Vinoly

scribbly-dee

I know this was probably not intentional in the writing, but it's Retrospectively Neat that s2 Jon's fledgling eye powers were warning him to be most suspicious of the only two people (Tim and Martin) who actually succeeded in killing him