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@refs-r-ences
I always think of the description I saw years ago: Self-imposed deadlines don't help me, because I know the person who set them, and they're full of shit.
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You can crash the new Yoshi game by having the bewilder bird explode as a detonut via Bowser Junior.
Can’t wait for Mega Rayquaza to be added to Pokemon Champions so that it can destroy the metagame again.
Every single odd number has an “e” in it.
LISTEN-
Not all of them. 30 and 50 aren’t spelled with the letter e in it …
father god
…if you can split a number in half evenly, it’s even. 30 and 50 are odd.
-_-’
(15+15=30
25+25=30)
25+25 = 30? You sure about that??
Lord have mercy….
Bye
3 days into 2018 smh
LMAOOOOOOO
One
Three
Five
Nine
And since everything else after that is a variant of these numbers, then all odds have the letter ‘E’.
🗣YOU FORGOT SEVEN!!
It keeps getting worse.
LMAOOO WHAT IS GOING ON
My head hurts…
This is why that Tumblr University shit was the dumbest idea ever just look at this
who failed yall?
IM SCREAMING
You whole ass forgot about eight - a number with an e and is pretty fucking even
why would 8 be brought up if it’s EVEN in a post about ODDS??????? the post said “every single ODD number has an ‘e’ in it” not “every single number with an ‘e’ is odd” what the fuck
3 days until 2019 and we’re still here
happy New year’s eve
I’m going to bring this flaming dumpster into 2019 so future generations can see what a mistake Tumblr was
Er, guys two is odd and doesn’t have an e. Just saying…
did you deadass just try to tell me two is odd? i’m fucking crying throw the whole website away
Reblogging for the last one😂
The one thing I notice is that no matter how much you want to throw this site away, you just can’t.
TWO IS ODD?!?! PFFFTT I’M SCREAMING
Wait what about zero that’s an odd number ,no?
ok but hear me out fifty and thirty make up for the fact they have no e by the way they are pronounces third-E fifth-E
bro why do 30 and 50 matter THEY’RE FUCKING EVEN
what the actual fuck is happening
1 is an even number
I’m gonna smack you
-30 and -50 have an e in them
Wait why are we so quick to throw away the Zero idea
Zero isn’t a number
It can’t be divided by two though, can it
It can??? 0/2=0??
OD NUMBERS
onE
thrEE
fivE
sEvEn
ninE
OD numbers huh?
Anything that ends with a 0,2,4,6,8 is even and the rest is odd (1,3,7,9) stop freaking out y’all
YOU FORGOT 5
DUDE WHAT ABOUT FOUR
What about it?????
THAT DOESN’T HAVE E IN IT
THAT’S BECAUSE IT’S EVEN?????
A R E Y O U G U Y S O K A Y
21 days away from 2020, folks.
it's really funny to me that Rex Xenoblade uses "Titan's Foot" as a swear because that's the equivalent of saying "oh man I dropped my food on the ground, AUSTRALIA!"
mario's personal information just got leaked onto the internet
it was a dire dire dox
i think we should bring this back (with some amendments ofc) if we ever needed an "internet etiquette" for the younger generations, now is the moment to remind them. purity culture kills fandom
as well as the three laws of fandom:
Don't Like, Don't Read (DL;DR), Your Kink is not My Kink And That's OK (YKINMKATO) and Ship and Let Ship
📣 Purity culture kills fandom! 📣
NO ONE LIVING hasn't been squicked out by something. There's over 7 billion of us, my delights and disgusts aren't universal. So I move on. Don't like the ship? Move on. Don't like____? Move on.
I am not an exception. Neither are you. I don't like it I move on and shut my gob about it because everyone everywhere is squicked out by something and they need to put the thing down and just…motor.
This but also:
Frames this entire post and hangs it over the fireplace.
“The employees need a larger salary” “hmmmm large celery”
we have a what
🌑 We've been interacting with a fandom again. We can't recommend it.
🌑 This time it's a sub-section of the Ace Attorney fandom. The matter at hand is "whether Sherlock Holmes (of The Great Ace Attorney) is 'doing it on purpose' or not" or, if you prefer, "whether he's taking things seriously" and so on.
🌑 This is vastly annoying because... Why the binary? Can a single one of you read? Why does it have to be always a joke he's playing or always a hare-brained deduction? He's a man who moves through the world in great revelry, deeply nostalgic, totally sincere.
🌑 Why can it not be something in-between? Come, let us queer the boundary. It's what he and his friend both would have wanted, no?
And I'll keep showing it every time, just in case on the rare chance it is relevant
The ultimate question of life, the universe, and everything, is "what the fuck is 6 7"
The computer, sadly, misinterpreted the space as multiplication.
23 people out of 60 conspirators stabbing their assassin target is funny
Like 4 people out of 60 stabbing the guy 23 times a lot funnier and every group project ever
But if it was 1 guy out 60 people who agreed on joint assassination who did all 23 stabs himself is both hilarious and concerning for the remaining 59
Just imagine 59 guys standing around awkwardly with their knives while Brutus is going to town and treating Caesar like a needle felting project and crying
Celebrating Ceaser Gets Stabbed day is not to say that the Senators were good guys doing a good things for correct reasons and made the world better
It's just funny that one dickhead got stabbed by 60 dickheads and most of the couldn't even pull their weight in the group project
The guy getting stabbed is a loser and the guys stabbing him were losers
That's the catharsis