born to sleep forced to work

25 he/him australian

[drysqu1d]

i tend to avoid discourse because most of it is trite and pointless but just this once i feel like i need to state my opinion: i think everyone should bend to my dark and evil will

[king-the-pathetic]

Bundled up in his heated blanket

[frretjibber]

Every time I see this creature he looks like if the wind blows on him a bit too strong he'll puff into a million seeds like a dandelion and scatter in the breeze

[not-your-average-url]

I miss when ads were a single click and then they’re gone. Now every ad has a minimum of three phases where you watch a video, exit the still frame of fake gameplay, and then exit the app download. That doesn’t even touch on the ones that forcibly take you to another app after opening a tab in safari without you ever touching the screen.

I hate advertising. I hate that you can’t do anything without companies jumping down your throat with mostly bullshit ads. I hate that billboards exist. I hate that every company unanimously decided to make their ads longer and longer. I hate that ad blockers try to charge you money and there are in app purchases to remove ads. I hate that my attention has become commodified. I hate that there’s nothing I can do about it.

[targetedknowledge]

[qqchurch]

the Ice War on Europa...

[qqchurch]

[deep-state-partisan]

[somestrangeangels]

[king-of-fuffies]

#europa ice war #fascinated by this spontaneous internet playtime event #compelling horrifying little world you've built here gang! well done!

Well, here's the thing, according to Bluesky reporting it actually emerged as part of an indie TTRPG zine:

[daydreamshenanigans]

Ok! Took a moment but the context helps!

[catchymemes]

[iwannabeaswampwitch]

Lots of drama in our household

[loontattoo]

being vulnerable and admitting I don't understand a reference

[bathroomcube]

[comixextra]

[roach-works]

it’s what they would have wanted

[iobotomypop]

happy moonwalk day

[sweaterkittensahoy]

Things Michael Collins absolutely would have done given the chance.

[anarchopuppy]

sometimes being a fan of something means not wanting them to make any more of it

[phantomrose96]

job interviewer: would you be willing to destroy and betray yourself for nothing?

[phantomrose96]

job interviewer: (reading the room) would you be willing to destroy and betray yourself for a pizza party?

[wifegideonnav]

gonna be honest i don’t know how many more ‘enter the 6 digit code we sent to your phone’s i got left in me

[ulysses-but-somehow-more-transer]

take my ass to torture city where the grass is ouch and the girls are hit me

[armpits-are-crying]

nope. funkytown again

[ulysses-but-somehow-more-transer]

come on

[speedlimit15]

Im going to scream thinking about how fun AND navigable AND easy to use the internet was for a very small window of time before we started living in App World

[ishowdespair-deactivated2026012]

it’s called having a heart of gold you fucking idiot

[oodlyenough]

a thing about me is i basically never notice a wig or other kind of hairpiece in tv/movies. it has to be party city territory for me to even twig it. people will complain about characters' wigs looking bad and i will nod along but there is like a 90% chance i did not notice for a second while watching. i consider this mostly a blessing.

[starlight-shadowbanned]

FMK

Fuck Senshi, marry Grace, kill Tenna

Fuck Senshi, marry Tenna, kill Grace

Fuck Grace, marry Senshi, kill Tenna

Fuck Grace, marry Tenna, kill Senshi

Fuck Tenna, marry Senshi, kill Grace

Fuck Tenna, marry Grace, kill Senshi

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