The Average Life of an Average Dude

Well, welcome to my blog. I mostly just reblog pictures from my friends and complain from time to time. Say hi if you'd like or don't, it's all good to me.

[datadegroove-deactivated2026042]

fuck 4chan

fuck twitter

fuck reddit

fuck tumblr

and fuck you

[shima-draws]

Everybody stop what you’re doing RIGHT NOW and celebrate the last Out of Touch Thursday of 2020

[cannibalcaprine-deactivated2024]

OUTTA TOUCH THURSDAY!

[analog-machine]

The last Out of Touch Thursday of 2021

[mrtylers]

The last Out of Touch Thursday of 2022!

[transgendercyborg-deactivated20]

The Final Out Of Touch Thursday 2023!

[ladyshinga]

[jjeremysstash]

Truth is, it reads more like "she can do everything" and "him, it's just Ken"

And ken is a slang used in French that means "to fuck"

So "Him, it's just fucking"

Which I think is even more hilarious

[mimihime]

drake nooooo 😢

[catchymemes]

[weareoracle]

[33v0]

[zagzie]

this is the best tag I’ve ever gotten in my notifs actually

[memewhore]

[okiitos]

@wafflehousecoffee absolute golden tags

[grox]

[devpalmer]

military recruiter: so what got you guys interested in the marine corps

enormous horde of hagfish, ispods and bottom-feeding crustaceans: oh. uh. is that how you pronounce it

[devpalmer]

whale fall side of tumblr you understand me

[anexperimentallife]

[tricky-pockets]

[necromancelena]

hey. don't cry. 144 ibuprofen capsules in this bottle.

[sillyandquiteawkward]

having worked for a company that constantly had life size cardborad cutouts of shaq, sometimes i do just see giant shaqs in the corner of my visions

[cherry-jacks-deactivated2024020]

Guardian angels

[the-quasar-hero]

I’m going to defeat you with the power of friendship and this gun I found

[catchymemes]

[1xile]

[patentlyabsurdrpgideas]

Saccadic Masking reminds me of a joke I once heard about how the human genome is the same size as Microsoft Office and about as buggy…

[slimegargoyle]

pro tip if you start saying hewwo as a joke it will eventually come to be your standard greeting for all loved ones 

[literallymechanical]

Or, in a more generalized form, beware what thou do ironically, lest thou begin to do it ronically.

[obtusecrimes]

Started out as a bit, how did it end up like this

it was only a bit IT WAS ONLY A BIT

[variablejabberwocky]

#beware of the running joke#because someday it will catch you

[mysillycomics]

[theygender]

[transfemininomenon]

dark iron giant

you go i stay

[yourfursona]