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klaus: wow never thought i'd live to see diego side with luther. mark the day, ben. may 18th 4:00 pm.

ben: oh, honey, we are well into october.

#the umbrella academy #umbrella academy #klaus hargreeves #ben hargreeves #this also works with diego and allison tbh but #me? posting about anything other than the magnus archives?#it is both more and less likely than you think

i lied !!!!

idk if we have gone over this conversation i am not really up on the meta buT how many of the Powers’ rituals are still left to be done and who is going to be Next because like we know the Unknowing got fucked up so that’s the Stranger’s stopped for the moment

gertrude seems to have stopped the Desolation and the Spiral at the very least

and idk if prentiss going after the archive was an actual Corruption move or just the Flesh Hive acting on its own (which i believe to be the case)

also i suspect that the section 31 cops stopped the Dark’s big ritual (probably unintentionally) when they killed raynor

but the rest ???? a mystery to me !!!!!!!

#the magnus archives #gertrude seems to think the buried is up next and my instinct is that if it is in America that someone at the Usher Foundation might have ca #*caught on #and is doing something about it #but narratively speaking that seems unlikely #also unlikely is the possibility that others will happen somewhere entirely different that no one has thought of #but maybe who knows #not me !!!!!!!

okay one final tma thought before i (probably) fuck off for another 6 months

as i sporadically go through the back catalog for the umpteenth time i was re-listening to Upon the Stair and i could be wrong but from the ending i think it may be implied that Gertrude knew the statement giver and that they may have been another one of her assistants because it sounded like they were requesting leave from her ???? so like did the spiral take 2 of her asssistants ??? ???????????

i just want to know more about them !!!!!!

#the magnus archives #i mean jon lost two (2) of them to the stranger #but i could just be misinterpreting the details again

why is he like this

#the magnus archives #two posts in 2 days who am i

the more jonny sims tries to convince me that daisy is dead the less convinced i am

#the magnus archives #the hunt wouldn't let her go like that let's all be real here folks #she'll be back she won't be the same but she'll be back #like i accept that tim is gone (rip rip rip sobs always)#but daisy sure as hell isn't

y’all i know what one of the Powers’ ritual was

changing the berenstein bears books to the berenstain bears

#the magnus archives #i come out of my 8 months tumblr hiatus for shitposting about the new ep #which was so good and gerry got me choked up at the end #but here have some trash before i inevitably disappear again

Podcast Aesthetics: The Magnus Archives

Section 31

#the magnus archives #section 31 #podcast aesthetic #podcast aesthetics #daisy tonner #basira hussain #blood cw

rhubabby

-_- and :/ are irreplaceable emoticons that emojis will never be able to touch

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literally 😑 & 😕

sweetmlnt-archive

if you think 😕 has the same power as :/ you are a blind fool

#internet #emojis #true #queued

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“our teeth and ambitions are bared” is a zeugma

and it’s a zeugma where one of the words is literal and one is metaphorical which is the BEST KIND

tuesdayisfordancing

I didn’t know about zeugmas until just now! That is so awesome, everybody:

zeug·ma ˈzo͞oɡmə/

noun

a figure of speech in which a word applies to two others in different senses (e.g.,John and his license expired last week ) or to two others of which it semantically suits only one (e.g., with weeping eyes and hearts ).

ISN’T THAT AWESOME??

professorsparklepants

#in english class in high school my teacher had us write our own zeugmas in class#and one guy came up with ‘he fell from her favor… and the window’#i am forever looking for opportunities to use that one

siesiegirl

She dropped her dress and inhibitions at the door.

crumbvulet

What’s this? My favorite rhetorical device showing up on my dashboard?

thranduilland

IT HAS A NAMEEEE!! OH MY GOD!!!

candiikismet

I LOVE THIIIIIS!!!

orriculum

One I’ve loved was “on their weekend trip they caught three fish and a cold”

I love these they’re like a pun and a metaphor wrapped up into one neat phrase

jasnakisapa

@jwlzrulezz rhetorical device of the day

#wordss #good #queue

victoriousvocabulary

Substitutes for Said (N-Q)

N) nagged, narrated, noted, notified.

O) objected, observed, opined, orated, ordered, outlined.

P) panted, pattered, persisted, persuaded, pestered, phrased, piped, pleaded, pointed out, pondered, positioned, pouted, praised, prattled, prayed, preached, predicted, proclaimed, professed, promised, prompted, pronounced, proposed, propounded, protested, proved, puffed, purred, put (forth).

Q) questioned, quibbled, quipped, quizzed, quoted.

[Source] [Andrea Lauren]

#art #words #quueue #like idk if we always need to use all the synonyms but that art is neat #quued

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me: *clicks a settings menu*

my family: love having a tech expert in the house :)

#me at work tbh #same.#queueu

theanti90smovement

I will never forget the time I asked a little girl how old she was and she said “6 but I’ve been alive like 30 years”

viciere

bitch me too the fuck

#same.#queue

celerylapel

am i the only writer who googles a common word out of sheer panic that i don’t know what it means? i’m talking words that i use all the time. i’m so afraid of embarrassing myself

#same.#as fuck #queue

bigaudiodynamitetheglobe

eye contact feels so like.. private and intimate … u can’t expect me to look u in the eyes.. how invasive…. it’s none of ur business what’s in my eyes

#same.#queue