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@reidft
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send me a ✉ for three texts from my muse to yours
sent at 11:45pm hey zamboni boi i was wondering if you could prep the ice for me after i close i wanted to skate by myself… i mean you can skate too i don’t care
sent at 6:30am yikes i’m gonna be late this morning….. think you can handle opening by yourself, big boi?
sent at 1:02am You’re kindred hot hwen u Beyonce
# ツ
Send “#” for a RANDOM text.
[JACKIE]: i just watched that one disney channel movie ice princess[JACKIE]: the zamboni guy made me think of u[JACKIE]: so i’d just thought i’d text u bc !! hey!!
Send “ツ” for an EXCITED text.
[JACKIE]: REID IREDI RIED REID[JACKIE]: IF INALLY GOT THE JOB AT THE DANCE SHCOOL I’M SO [JACKIE]: EXCITED LAJDFLKJ I JUST THOUGHT I’D SHARE OK GOOD NIGHT
Send “✆” for a MORNING text. Send “✉” for a text that WASN’T SENT. Send “☎” for a RUSHED text. Send “⁇” for a DRUNK text. Send “✿” for a SUGGESTIVE text. Send “ø” for a LATE NIGHT text. Send “✘” for a HATEFUL text. Send “#” for a RANDOM text. Send “@” for a SCARED text. Send “&” for a LOVING text. Send “%” for a CURIOUS text. Send “ツ” for an EXCITED text. Send “$” for an ACCIDENTAL text. Send “♀” for a HEARTBREAKING text.
her legs were interlinked with one another, her eyes were gently shut and her mouth was vibrating as every hum left the spaces between her lips. the room was largely silent apart from the odd bird chirp and the background whale sounds that ada had deliberately turned on. she was in the zone until she heard a sound which startled her. abruptly opening her eyes in a panic, ada jolted with shock. ❝ huh… what the hell just happened… ❞ were the only words that she could stifle out.
“oh shit, didn’t mean to scare you.” reid said, looking down at his helmet he’d just dropped and then at the girl sitting on the floor. he opened his mouth to apologize, but then heard the noises leaving the speakers. his eyebrows quirked together and he let out a light laugh. “are those fucking whale noises?” he asked with amusement.
TEXT ☏ Ellie
Ellie: You know what the world needs more of????
Ellie: GROUP HUGS.
Ellie: Everyone would be happy and peace would be restored.
Ellie: WOW.
Reid: ellie stfu
Reid: not everyone likes to hug
“please a man with a moped could pull so many bitches, it’s like also depending on the color you know it says a lot about their personality. don’t you think you’d look more approachable handing in that motorcycle for a ped, reid? also don’t diss zoey and her jett-x she literally was a boss winning that and she still wore a helmet like a good little angel.”
“right, i’m sure that scrawny kid on the moped is getting all the pussy in amber springs. honestly, you’ve probably fucked him. he’s a god among men. also, i’m pretty sure i’m the most approachable guy in town so getting a moped would just be pointless.”
“um, i hope you don’t mind but i’ve got so many questions.. did he just expect you to get off your motorcycle and just go with him? like, what did he think would happen? that you sould say ‘yeah’ and ask him to pull over at the nearest location, so you could hop on and go to wherever he was going. i’m so confused… i just.. don’t understand. also, what’s a moped? i don’t know much about this topic.”
“you know how sometimes you see huge groups of motorcycles all driving together? i think that was more along the lines of what he wanted. and a moped is....fuck. i don’t really know how to explain it. it’s basically the offspring of a scooter and a motorcycle that had really shitty sex but still managed to reproduce.”
‘ what i got from this is that someone tried to hit on you while driving a scooter & you ignored them, soundslike something i’d do. ’
“you’d try to hit on someone while you were driving a scooter? tell me how that works out for you, man. i’m really curious.”
“did you just . . insult –zoey 101?”
“and what if i did, nadya?”
“ i think BOTH mopeds & motorcycles are pretty cool ! sounds like you had a pretty fun day to me. d’ya think you’re ever going to go for a ride together ? and hey — don’t mock zoey 101. that show is LEGENDARY. ”
“your optimism about literally everything fucking kills me sometimes. mopeds are lame as fuck, riles. they were made for people who don’t have the balls to get a real motorcycle. and no, i don’t think we’re ever going to go for a ride together. if we were, it’d just be embarrassing for him because i’d leave his sorry ass behind. and i’m not that big of an asshole. i actually liked zoey 101 though. one of my foster families had a bunch of kids who watched it every day. i had the biggest crush on lola.”
“i pulled up to a red light today on my bike and some dude pulled up next to me on a moped. a fucking moped. he gave me the douchey sup nod which i ignored, mainly because he was on a moped. but i guess he didn’t take the hint and tried to start talking to me. while i was on a motorcycle–– a loud mode of transportation. so i didn’t hear really anything he said but i’m pretty sure the guy tried to ask if i ever wanted to go ride with him. first off dip shit, you’re driving a moped. it’s basically a glorified scooter that barely goes over 40 mph. second of all, this isn’t god damn zoey 101–––fuck off. and that concludes story time today kids, thank you.”
text 📱 open
sloane: next time you want to punch someone in the face, do it but make sure to tell me about it first
sloane: so that i can come over and record it and then make a slow motion montage with PUP playing in the background
sloane: you'll get in legal trouble but good thing is i will be able to pay the compensation from the views so its like it never happened anyway
reid: yeah but the real question is do i get some of this money to keep for myself
reid: i was the star of the video after all
reid: if you say no i'll sue you with my court appointed lawyer since i can't pay for a real one
text 💌 that one zambomi guy
ophelia: best night of ur life :)
ophelia: everything sucked, Reid. I needed someone who missed him like I did. I needed you and you left me all alone. I know it was hard but...
ophelia: please don't do it again.
reid: alright vance it won't happen again
reid: promise
text » open
JACKIE: alright it's finally weekend
JACKIE: i'm trying to find something fun to do
JACKIE: any ideas?
REID: you could snort shit
REID: that's always fun
text 📱 open
grayson: seems excessive
grayson: was he a president?
reid: nah he was just a founding father, basically created america's first financial system
reid: did you pay attention in history at all
reid: he's on the 10 dollar bill
