Treat yo' self

I'm not bitter... I'm better

[sprousetwinsblog]

[wasretiredstripper-deactivated2]

when you see somebody cute at school

[chainmailsoup]

hey i don’t know if this has been posted here yet but it’s really important info! please share!

[sizzlingcollectorlady-deactivat]

[image of a tweet by @NyleDiMarco reading: Are you Deaf & in a shelter in TX & need an interpreter? contact the Harvey Interpreter Hotline tel: [phone] (text or VRS) #DeafinHarvey]

[hustleinatrap]

No money or time needed to help this Black girl find her missing mother. Please share this, it could save a life.

[firelorcl]

nobody’s dick is big when you think of how small we are in the universe

[ruinedchildhood]

[jesterlesbian]

are you the friend that opens water bottles or the friend who has to hand over water bottles to get them opened

[bitransitivo]

no offense but howyou answer this absolutely defines your sexual position

[teandcrackers-deactivated202112]

When I grow up I want to be Ming-Na Wen.

[housetohalf]

She’s the voice of Mulan, as if she wasn’t amazing enough.

[palindrome-mystery]

She broke it with her fingers. Not a fist, her fingers.

[spiffypop]

Girl is 50 years old.

FIFTY. YEARS. OLD.

[firebreathingeli]

fun fact: When you break things with your hands like that you have t break your fingers on purpose before so that they heal stronger. So basically this woman is so badass she broke her hands just to do this. 

[fuckingconversations]

You asshat, you’re making it sound like she snaps her fingers in half. 

Martial artists like Jackie Chan and Bruce Lee (and yes, fucking Ming-Na Wen, that beautiful badass) will build up their bone strength by repeatedly (and fairly gently) striking sand, gravel, wood and steel - this creates tons of microfractures in their bones (smaller than even a hairline fracture) so the bones will heal over again and make the bones stronger and denser with increased deposits of calcium. 

This has to be done over long-ass periods of time, so the bones have time to heal, and none of the fractures expand into actual breaks. 

Oh, and she’s doing precise-ass kicks in HIGH HEELS. 

[snickersandjackdaniels-deactiva]

she kicks ass like a coursing river

[tacorub]

Saw this post so many months ago and I still think about it from time to time lol so badass

[thatsthat24]

Had the absolute pleasure of meeting her. She’s indeed a kind-hearted and gorgeous badass.

[laikaworld]

Happy Mother’s Day to all the mums out there! {via}

[dasuta-moved-deactivated2017063]

no not that one

[khemicalvex]

[flacomexicano-deactivated201806]

i’m a grower not a show-er what do this mean u might ask? means my peepee dumb small when it’s soft but when i get hard my shit bigger than your feet anyway the upside to this? no one ever expects how big i get when i’m hard it’s like “dam i ain’t even notice u got a big ass dick boy” the downside? if i get pantsed in public i immediately have to start jacking off before i pull my pants back up in order to get hard if not everyone will think i’m packing chicken nugget when in reality im not vegan but i brought the cucumber with me

[theawesomeadventurer]

why is this formatted like a poem

[theycallmebigpussy]

Because it is one

[lovenste-deactivated20180131]

girls who wear makeup: 😍💞👌🏽💘💕😌🌹🌺

girls who don’t wear makeup: 😍💞👌🏽💘💕😌🌹🌺

girls: 😍💞👌🏽💘💕😌🌹🌺

[translucent-islands]

[painandcats]

[two images taken from above the clouds. A rainbow is visible below the clouds.]

[boggblog]

The sky is gay confirmed

[buzzfeedlgbt]

[greasybicycle]

That’s actually heterophobic, and no, don’t say that’s not a thing ‘because straight people have never been opressed’. It seems like today’s society, especially on Tumblr, with big websites such as Buzzfeed promoting it even more, favour the opressed minority over the majority, which is not okay, because they should be equals, and by putting the ‘opressed’ on a pedestral, you’re degrading and actually OPRESSING the others.

[takeafuckingsipdiscoursers-blog]

I can’t believe buzzfeed is Oppressing the Heteros

[dare-i-say-asexual]

Gay person: I get excited seeing the kinds of stories that are usually reserved for straight ppl feature ppl like me because I rarely see myself represented

Some Het™: ummmm this is oppression :-/ i once got an answer on a buzzfeed quiz I didn’t like…..the heterophobia is real

[brtmacklin]

imagine being that awful lmao

[gif87a-com]

[oceaniccunt-deactivated20190622]

[kamalahq]

[doubleicon]

so female octopuses be swimming around with a dick in they head?

[munroesdream]

So male octopuses out here dying just to poke?

[laurdlannister-kingslayer]

They got through all that silence of the lambs bullshit just to have two of them lil mfs survive. Imagine being the one uglass octopus that cant get no hussy(head pussy) and outliving everyone

[donniedarkosarchive]

being a pessimist is great i’m always either right or pleasantly surprised 

#the optimistic look on pessimism  

[s-urfboardt]

Visit Original Link

Use both headphones

left: the weeknd

right: drake

[j1206c]

sex omfg

[jsfrc]

#earfuck

[snortingsugar]

i felt this throu my entire body

[seeingjules]

OH MY

[crashyourcrew-deactivated202001]

Encore

[theee6]

BEEN WAITING FOR IT TO COME BACK ON MY DASH

[y0ur4veragekid]

Ahh fuck this is too sick

[thuglyx]

🙏🙏🙏

[1986fatale]

One of my favorite things on tumblr

[alternativeblkgal]

I love this

[6ixfeelings]

FUCKING FAV😍😍

[yung-smoov]

vibes

[yeezauss]

its back

[s-urfboardt]

Visit Original Link

Use both headphones

left: the weeknd

right: drake

[j1206c]

sex omfg

[jsfrc]

#earfuck

[snortingsugar]

i felt this throu my entire body

[seeingjules]

OH MY

[crashyourcrew-deactivated202001]

Encore

[theee6]

BEEN WAITING FOR IT TO COME BACK ON MY DASH

[y0ur4veragekid]

Ahh fuck this is too sick

[thuglyx]

🙏🙏🙏

[1986fatale]

One of my favorite things on tumblr

[alternativeblkgal]

I love this

[6ixfeelings]

FUCKING FAV😍😍

[yung-smoov]

vibes

[yeezauss]

its back