[tsunderemahoushoujo]

Newest house on the block.

[tsunderemahoushoujo]

I hate this because I was going through my posts looking for something and I saw this again and I didn’t remember why I took this screenshot BUT THEN I SAW IT.

[cremia-deactivated20210626]

mario is the son who received his fathers dominant genes, and luigi received his recessive genes. wario, however, is a perfect clone of the father.

[scalesweet]

So, what does that make Waluigi? An African child soldier?

[cremia-deactivated20210626]

waluigi was an operative originally operating under the codename ‘mario’ (later changed to waluigi) during the Big Koopa Shell incident where former president Wario led a team of terrorists and captured an off shore oil rig

[pochowek]

pff. office workers. such wageslaves. unlike me, a shadowrunner, who runs around the streets of post-Seattle with a katana in my hand and a “cyberjack” in my ass

[dangerjohnes]

Basically any time I see Zarya’s flex highlight intro, I can’t help but see Wario in it and it is bothering me something fierce.

[daily-bad-jokes]

I, for one, like Roman numerals.

[hannahismyharto]

Bro this isn’t a bad joke it’s really well thought out

[theavc]

The slowed-down Chipmunks are both brilliant and terrifying

By now, we’re all pretty used to people speeding up vocal samples to make them sound like Alvin And The Chipmunks. It’s how Kanye West launched his career. But what happens when you slow down Alvin And The Chipmunks so much that the vocals sound like they were sung by a regular human? As it turns out, you get an amazing collision of pop vocals and sludge-filled doom metal instrumentals.

Toronto-based electronic musician Brian Borcherdt, best known for his work with Holy Fuck, is the mind behind chipmunkson16speed, which is the result of finding both a bunch of old Chipmunks records and a suitcase record player with 16 RPM setting.

More at avclub.com

[thehumanzee]

This is insane.

[tha--snazzle]

this is the best song in the world? 

[helloclarice]

I might listen to this on a regular basis now…

[abloodymess]

It’s like really good? Like if this was a real band, I would go see it. 

[attackofthekillerderk-deactivat]

Three things: 1) This is really dope. 2) I can’t believe the people who originally made these recordings didn’t go on a massively successful run as a goth-rock band, which would have led to a massive spike in bass-bass-drums-keys quartets. 3) How much money am I gonna have to pay the National to start covering songs in this style? 

[wigmund]

Here’s some other great Chipmunkson16speed tracks:

Always On My Mind

Bad

Eye of the Tiger

Heartbreaker

Heaven Is A Place On Earth

Walk Like An Egyptian

[fowlherald]

[loltaku]

what happened to ‘toxic git gud culture’

[thenextweb]

[dsdsfdgd-deactivated20150704]

the weirdest shit i have ever experienced as a swede is when around the mid 2000’s it became popular in sweden for teenage boys to wear rubber bands around their legs on top of their jeans. the more rubber bands you had and variety in colors the more alpha you became to the other teenage boys

[dsdsfdgd-deactivated20150704]

i don’t understand

[brassers-deactivated20181223]

bring this quality fashion trend back to the streets 

[hohomylad]

could it be

the return of the anglo saxons

[nerdycurvyboundandflirty]

[mordepv-deactivated20180117]

[4chansbest]

[agoodcartoon]

there’s no way to tell bad cops apart from good cops except to see who steps out of line and who just stands back and watches. so i guess that kind of makes them all bad. a good cartoon.

[reignonyourparade]

the signs as my favourite lines from peter green's 'alexander of macedon'

Aries: alexander, half out of his mind with rage, picked up the first thing that came to hand - an apple - hurled it at cleitus and began looking for his sword

Taurus: he spent a month pacifying the province (one of his favourite relaxations when under stress)

Gemini: perdiccas ii switched his allegiance so many times during the peloponnesian war that one modern scholar thoughtfully provides a tabulated chart to show which side he was on at any given point

Cancer: to make matters worse, a great number died as a result of dehydration followed by frenetic over-drinking

Leo: once darius' temper had cooled, he bitterly regretted having killed his best surviving general

Virgo: alexander prided himself, erroneously, on his artistic expertise

Libra: but for once the wily old eunuch had fatally misjudged his man

Scorpio: realising that such a move [murdering the heir to the throne during a macedonian folk-dancing competition] was open to misinterpretation by political cynics abroad

Sagittarius: the king, who actively disliked ugly people,

Capricorn: furthermore, they knew only two ways of acquiring these precious metals; to dig them out of the ground, or steal them off someone else

Aquarius: demosthenes’ sneering portrayal of alexander as a young poltroon

Pisces: after-dinner striptease seems to have been very popular

[trainwiz]

An excellent representation of why the country is doing so badly.

[loop-zoop]

@agoodcartoon

[agoodcartoon]

Dagoth Ur Will Make Vvardenfell Great Again, Vows To Build Ghost Fence Ten Feet Higher

[bidoof]

when you think about it the big bang theory is basically a live action sitcom equivalent of ctrl+alt+del. they both feature unrealistic cartoonish archetypal nerd characters, they both have the same repetitive overly verbose joke delivery, and they both have the same style of weird anti-humor

[pureslime-deactivated20191020]

[agoodcartoon]

someone requested something like this the other day

[agoodcartoon]

hooray, scalia is still dead