The Sass Never Stops

I never know what I'll be blogging. But rest assured, if I find it funny or awesome: it WILL be reblogged. You're welcome. Fandoms: Too many to list, but they'll all be blogged here.

[valdomarx]

Avengers: Infinity War aka The Bachelor: Tony Stark Edition

[valdomarx]

By popular request, meet the other contestants:

[valdomarx]

A late contender appears:

And introducing a very special guest judge:

[flightcub]

thursday needs a meme, here’s my attempt to contribute. it’s thursday and i’m here to help. thanks

[flightcub]

it’s thursday today but it’s cold outside, so here’s an update on my attempt at a thursday meme. it’s thursday and it’s cold but i’m still here to help. thanks 

[flightcub]

it’s 2015 now and thursday still needs a meme, here’s another attempt to contribute. it’s thursday and it’s a new year and as always i’m here to help. thanks

[flightcub]

spring has sprung but thursday still needs a meme, so here’s another attempt to contribute. it’s springtime this thursday, and even as the seasons change i’m here to help. thanks 

[flightcub]

it’s a summer thursday and thursday still needs a meme, so here’s one more attempt to contribute. it’s thursday and this summer i’m here to help. thanks 

[legalgranola-deactivated2016022]

Her dedication must not go unrecognized

[transgenderastarion]

i can’t believe i found this again on a thursday lady your mission has been accomplished

[cryronic]

Rule: you can only reblog this on Thursday.

[depressed-alone]

Ooo its thursday

[i-hate-chick-fil-a]

Any POC could literally do the same exact thing and we would either be dead or beaten. This coutries police force is a joke.

[necromorph-slayinglovemachine]

wHEN THE MUSIC GETS ALL INTENSE AND U CAN’T FIND THE ENEMY

[laffing]

weird observation but how come no one ever talks about how dave the barbarian was biracial 

[mousathe14]

Huh, never really realized that. Here’s one, how come we don’t talk about Dave the Barbarian? That seems like the sort of thing that people would dredge up, revive and it would become a meme machine these days, right? I mean, it is rife with the kind of nonsense people would relish today. I mean, I’ve met middle schoolers in the past two weeks that make Shrek and classic Spongebob jokes, nothing dies. So why did this?

[lilyvonpseudonym]

Here’s some to be going on with.

[lustyloveylady]

I’m not the only one who loves this show!?

[mousathe14]

I cannot recall a time people didn’t.

Mean look at this thing, it’s meme culture incarnate. It’s every perfectly crafted sardonic response. It’s the mood board of the day. It’s the reaction GIF that keeps on GIFfing and it’s not being embraced enough

[ruffboi-mags]

….I don’t know that I have ever heard of this show and it’s kind of blowing my mind

[odinsblog]

Now that’s how you ally. That’s putting it on the line and showing solidarity. That’s how you use your white privilege for good.

”It’s nice to go out and march, we can do that. It’s nice to wear black at the Golden Globes, but what are you doing behind closed doors?” - Jada Pinkett Smith

It’s easily one of the cleanest examples of intersectional feminism I’ve seen in a minute. It’s the polar opposite of white feminism, where white women are concerned primarily with the wellbeing and advancement of other white women. If more white men and women stood up and demanded basic fairness instead of just talking about it—and not just in Hollywood—we might really begin to impact racism and close the pay gap that always gets inflicted upon black people in most careers.

[inactiveblogger-deactivated2018]

me learning a language: wow! this is so easy!

verb conjugation:

[sameoldsin]

me showing up at heaven ready to ask god what the fuck all of that was

[sharkjusticewarrior]

I should not have to say this but do not use things designated for disabled people if you aren’t disabled.

This includes elevators and ramps near stairs, disability-friendly stalls, doors, and parking, mobility aids set aside at stores, and anything else specifically marked to be used by disabled people. The whole world is designed for your use, nothing awful will happen to you if you leave things designed for us open so we can actually use them.

[mangoofthesea]

*3am. Finished reading a fic. Open another fic I’m planning to read. Start reading…*

Me @ me: OH MY GOSH GO TO SLEEP

[alphonse-elric24]

Is there nothing Edward and Alphonse Elric can’t do?

[queen-olivier-deactivated201501]

know for a fact they can’t even keep one little girl alive

[suifeng-deactivated20170312]

[comparingmeerkats]

“can we have pizza?“ 

“yeah sure just get it out the freezer”

[victorious]

Pizza is pizza.

[fuerza-a]

umm no u must be from like montana or somethin and have shitty pizza cause frozen pizza usually sux

[victorious]

[animusrox]

[veshialles]

You say “pizza is pizza” but the instant pineapple/mushrooms/something else gets involved, half of you folks will turn on us. Hypocrites! Traitors! Heretics!

[childhoodruiner]

Nah son the minute you add pineapple it ceases being a pizza 🗣

[long-live-the-sliver-queen]

@parks-and-rex excuse you? Pineapple on pizza is best pizza.

[childhoodruiner]

IS THIS YOUR KING?

[let-the-guilt-go-is-moving]

Why does everyone argue about pizza toppings?? Like… Its food. If you don’t like whats on it dont eat it, get your own pizza with what YOU like. Everyone has their own, very unique taste in food. Stop foodshaming people. Fuck.

[childhoodruiner]

[postboy-piccolo]

You didn’t have to drag her to the shadowrealm over pizza.

[emerius-deactivated20210810]

She’s back!

[pussysoupforthesoul-deactivated]

SHOW US HER FACE

[ourqueenfelinefatale]

SHOW US HER FACE YOU COWARDS!!!!!

[keybladesoras]

Incredibles/Incredibles 2

[glittersinnertoons]

Holy fuck she knew

[marauders4evr]

Wait…wait a minute, wait a minute, I just realized something!!!

What if she did know?

Think about it, Helen goes in to talk to Edna but Edna has already prepared a series of supersuits that are perfectly designed for every situation she and the kids are going to be in. And for some reason, we’ve all just accepted that, yeah, she’s Edna Mode, she would know these things, she’s just like that.

But what if we’ve all been missing something right in front of us?

We know Edna has affiliations with the government agency and has obviously been making suits for decades. Do you think the government is just going to get a random fashion designer to make these suits? Absolutely not.

They’re going to get a Super.

What if Edna is a Super with the power of future-vision? 

That’s how she knows exactly what suit to make, that’s how she knows that the kids are going to be in danger, that’s how she’s so aware of everything going on around her and catches everyone off guard.

She never looks back; she looks forward.

(Sorry for hijacking your post, OP.)

[kairaloi-and-more-deactivated20]

which is why the whole cape thing hit so hard. she didnt see it coming

[starrose17]

I love the idea of a Super whose power is to amazingly see into the future and she just uses it for fashion design.

[winter-seance]

[msmarvel]

#okay but THIS#THIS is why hydra made him wear that fucking mask#secret identity my ass#you gonna be scared of that face? hell no#control your face son

[the-uncultured-lesbian]

only then will you catch me watching the bachelor

[ruinedchildhood]