Fullmetal Alchemist Fan Girl!

Hi! I'm Alphonse Elric! You may know my older brother Edward Elric, the Fullmetal Alchemist. I'm pretty good at alchemy but I'm still learning so that I can bring my brother back to me. 

[theweirdwideweb]

[quasi-normalcy]

Spread this around; remind the world that for every Nazi, there’s an entire train full of sensible people capable of basic moral behaviour. 

[joshpeck]

[chibird]

It can be tough always flying around, so take a rest if you need it! It’ll be good for you, and it’ll help you when you do need to get back to work. 🐝🌸

[Text: dear honeybee, you’re allowed to rest. you’ve been working very hard. love, the flowers]

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[ohmysmokeythebear]

a conversation i had with a 96-year-old woman

[misfireish]

96 yr old: You know how your parents probably say things like, “you were BORN with the internet, you don’t know what it’s like to live without!”

Me: yeah

96 yr old: Well, my parents said that to me about electricity.

[heywriters]

I once made the mistake of asking a 96yo lady what she liked to watch on tv as a kid and she got a good laugh out of that before saying loudly, “I REMEMBER WHEN RADIO WAS INVENTED.”

[alphonse-elric24]

That's beautiful 😂

[gangler]

Barnes and Nobles is gonna start serving food and alcohol.

Everybody’s cracking jokes about how it’s a desperate attempt to stay relevant in the age of Amazon.

But you know what? Props to them. This is exactly what Blockbuster didn’t do. At no point was Blockbuster like “Hey, movie rentals aren’t the lucrative enterprise they once were. Perhaps it’s time we become known for our cheesy garlic bread.”

[mackasaurussex]

Okay but…if someone wants to take me on a date to a Barnes and noble and get me dinner and a drink and then let me peruse the stacks like I’m not saying no. A sandwich, a beer, and 2-5 books on various topics I hope I’ll someday read about? Good night.

[silvysartfulness]

The Swedish equivalent of Blockbuster is now best known for its candy, snacks and sodas.

[thestraggletag]

This is El Ateneo Grand Splendid, an old theatre turned bookstore in Buenos Aires:

The stage itself was turned into a cafe:

You can’t even begin to comprehend the massive amounts of money this place makes, despite the fact that they turned the theatre boxes into reading nooks like this:

I’ve literally spent days holed up in there reading books for free while also consuming massive amounts of coffee and pastries.

Adapt or die, people.

[pixelizedgenocide]

holy shit

[silversarcasm]

if you had to drop out of a class you are not a failure

if you had to take time off school you are not a failure

if you had to leave school for good you are not a failure

your worth is not determined by academia and this goes doubly so for disabled people and others for whom school is set against them

[yo-daddys-my-bitch]

May the 10 of Pentacles bless your account with more money than you can spend. 💵✨

[hermes-is-my-homeboy]

10 of Pentz came thruuu

[violaslayvis]

Omg this actually works!!! Thank you 10 of Pentacles!!!

[borkdork]

I could seriously use this money right now….

[ashashi-corner]

Please give me my refund of 400$ soon…

[hermes-is-my-homeboy]

I feel obligated to reblog this every time it shows up in my dash

[hermes-is-my-homeboy]

No bragging, just 100% floored and grateful. Work hard, maintain a positive attitude, and believe that anything can happen.

[virgocity]

So I reblogged this exactly a week ago because I thought it was funny and uh lo and behold, a family friend wrote me a big ol’ check just to help me out of a tough financial spot AND my bank refunded me $32 for fees they’d originally taken out. SO UH YEAH. Reblogging this again in hopes that it brings equally good fortune to my followers.

[penprp]

Sure why not? Jobs bring in money and prosperity…

[leradny]

I NEED TO FIX MY CAR DOOR

[getlostpeeves]

It fucking WORKED.

[kezia-kawaii]

give me money

i can’t afford to breathe

[enhypemen]

i need moneyyyyy

[nonpsychotic]

im bringin back wearing ties with t shirts and longsleeve shirts under short sleeves. whos with me

[nonpsychotic]

this is fashion like This is it.

[fennethianell]

FMA WEEK 2015:

• Day 7: Journey

A little bit late, but here it is.

[alphonse-elric24]

My precious babies 😭

[alphonse-elric24]

A Poem For You

Life is hard, we all know that But through the darkness, there can be light Lean on those who love you most, they can help When all seems lost, don't give up hope There is always light, you just have to search for it Love who you are, love who you want No one can tell you you can't

[anancientheart]

Richard Siken

[sitcomlesbian]

happy pride month

[alphonse-elric24]

Gays will rule the world!

[hazoret]

Yall I think I may have been cursed by a very muscular cat that lives outside

[laszlos-deactivated20250927]

???

[hazoret]

Okay I’m gonna tell yall the Legend of Buff Cat™

So we take care of a family of cats that live on our back porch basically. There’s Cat Stevens the mom, her four kittens, and Joe, a grey kitty that hangs out with them. We put food and water out every day and they come out and hang around and lounge and play and shit.

There’s a few other stray kitties that come in and bully them to get to the food. Big Head Cat, Tiger Kitty and Buff Cat. Buff Cat is the most RIPPED cat I have EVER seen. He’s all black and he has like a tiny white patch of fur on his chest. I only ever saw him ONCE until the other night when I heard cats fighting outside. Thinking it was my cat being a dick, I went to break it up, but he was upstairs and no where near the other cats. So I went downstairs and Buff Cat was there, by himself, sitting on top of the wooden fence and staring me down. It was creepy as SHIT. Like this cat has an ENERGY about him.

A few days after this incident my dad tells me he has a dream about my cat getting outside and then he looks out there and FUCKING SEES BUFF CAT STARING AT HIM. He has only seen this cat ONCE.

Anyways I go downstairs to get ready to walk to work at 7AM and I see him, again, just STARING at me, and manage to get a picture:

I swear to god I took this picture, BLINKED and he was gone. Like, looking at this picture makes me feel super wrong. I showed it to a friend and they told me I shouldn’t take pictures of Eldritch Beings.

So I JUST get finished telling this story to my good friends @maris-solstice and @foxcoloredcat and I decide I want to get a snack, so I walk downstairs and

THERE HE IS AGAIN IN THE SAME POSITION, STARING RIGHT AT ME. YOU’D THINK IT’S THE SAME PICTURE BUT THESE WERE, IN FACT, TAKEN 11 HOURS APART.

So there’s the story of how I am now cursed by a cat that is probably a demon or was probably at one time a person that was turned into a cat.

[laszlos-deactivated20250927]

Oh my god thats so weird!

That reminds me of a cat i called Atilla the Hun who was a big mf and would linger by the pool during winter. He had like a mane of beige fluff around his neck

[eyesoftirnoch]

OP it sounds like you have a fairy. The Cat Sìth (Scottish Gaelic: [kʰaht̪ ˈʃiː]) or Cat Sidhe (Irish: [kat̪ˠ ˈʃiː], Cat Sí in new orthography) is a fairy creature from Celtic mythology, said to resemble a large black cat with a white spot on its chest. I would suggest appeasement.

[hazoret]

HOLY SHIT

[yuuisnotbottom]

THANK U FOR 1600+ FOLLOWERS HAVE THIS I LOVE U ALL

[alphonse-elric24]

I think I just died 😂

[seriousjones]

i saw a millennial ignore a friendly tortoise who need help crossing the street. when i confronted him, he said “who needs turtles when you have iphone apps.” reblog if you would help the friendly tortoise

[femonologue]

Where do I download the app to help this tortoise

[seriousjones]

the app is called, … going outside. thank you

[alphonse-elric24]

Save the tortoise!

[ithelpstodream]

[alphonse-elric24]

Queers are cool as fuck, keep being queer man! ❤

[rain-cheese]

[gemfag-deactivated20260102]

reminder that Channing Tatum is bisexual

[alphonse-elric24]

Took me about 2 hours to do this. I’m proud of myself.