Hi!

[powerburial]

someone knocked on my door and they were wearing a red hat. i didnt answer cuz i was scared it was donald trump

[coveryourheadandneckwithyourarms]

what if it was mario you utter fool

[powerburial]

[rbthemad]

i don’t mean to sound fake deep but the reason 2018 felt so long was because we’re being fed what’s trending at such a rapid rate that we literally can’t remember half of the shit that even happened anymore. “Black Panther came out in February!” Marvel releases so many movies a year that we completely forget about the last movie as soon as a new one comes out and it repeats in a vicious cycle. “Tide Pods/Ugandan Knuckles was in January!” The life span of memes have been rapidly declining for years and it’s gotten to the point where the average lifespan of a meme is about 2 weeks and then the next thing gets popular and then that lasts for 2 weeks and it just keeps going. We’re literally losing our sense of time because of our rapid consumption of media and pop culture.

[xsarora]

[girthakitt-blog]

i like this guy

[itsyagender]

He lov the c r o n c hh

[that-twink-over-there]

I’m full of garlic bread and homosexual thoughts

[that-twink-over-there]

As of December 18th I will only be full of garlic bread

[sparkles-and-trash]

[beaky-peartree]

i would lay down my life for her

[disappointedcheesecake]

[ahsenat]

There’s gonna be THAT person that comes along when you aren’t expecting anything and they treat you right and everything’s healthy and they’re gonna make you feel all kinds of shit you didn’t know you could feel bitch do not let that go I’m telling you

[sunkissedfreckles]

THAT person can come along anytime now 

[funnylime]

why my hand shaky

[sundial911]

your skeleton is ready to hatch

[funnylime]

this is so fucking ominous thank you

[pinkprettycure]

written nsfw is still allowed because its a proven fact that no one on this site can read

[arirna]

me watching all of my mutuals getting flagged

[hearthstoneblitz]

if my tumblr gets deleted you can also follow me on my other forms of social media:

- digging a grave and whispering my name to the worms

- finding a bear in the forest and challenging it to a game of chess

- launching yourself into the stratosphere and vividly hallucinating my content

- the helpless feeling in your chest when you think of death

[demilypyro]

Before tumblr dies… anyone wanna admit they have a crush on me

[tailbud]

Having a “crush” is a level 3 horny offence and against Tumblr ToS, delete your fucking blog

[demilypyro]

Live horny die horny motherfuckers

[ddrvbiblgigb]

[garfield-baybee]

Reblog to have something good happen at 1:42 tomorrow

[blue-skies-are-alright]

I really need this…

[queensxxyycv-deactivated2024092]

please

[slimetony]

Alpine Ibexes climb nearly 90 degree angles to lick salt deposits of of mountainsides. They crave that mineral.

[sailor--spoon]

Why is this back on my dash in 2018

[itsnotpinkitslightishred]

Im like 99% sure this is reposted under a different account cuz sixpence made it last time????

[slimetony]

This is my original post

[wahbegan]

slimetony i’ve never interacted with you but i will literally lay down my life for anyone who word-for-word steals s*xpenceee’s posts you have my undying servitude

[sss-drake]

Id like to show you all something.

Yes indeed no nudity but you can find all the discriminatory and hate speech you want!

But wait, the icing on the cake…

…really? Do i need even say anything.

[taboolicious-deactivated2018121]

since this place is going down the shitter, why not reblog this?

[morganagod]

Here’s an extra layer of gross 

 I may be wearing a tin foil hat, but I think they purposely want to do stuff like pit BLM against White Supremacists. They see it as an opportunity to make money. 

[shantrinas]

….delete the whole site

[iamcuziam]

Tumblr @staff wants to be the start of the race war. For money. How lovely is that?

[its-the-fluffy-lupin]

I made this and showed it to a friend. She said I should post it, so here we are.

[bipolarized]

This is it.

This is officially the best thing I’ve ever seen.

[oldfarmhousefallfeatures]

lobsterandswan@instagram/