neptune

i will not overthrow the provisional government i will-

[reiskra]

this tumblr is not super active but im on twitter link in bio

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DISCLAIMERS:

don't be mean thanks

minor; no nsfw / bigotry / etc.

hate speech but only against french people

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INFORMATION:

name: neptune/catimir

prns: anything said nicely

age: what. i do not have an age i am the ultimate omnipresent supreme universal primordial being

dms / asks: open and open

braincell count: 2

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CONTACT:

tumblr: @reiskra

discord: @cardboard.castles

twitter: @jetlagcoded

[cannibalcaprine-deactivated2024]

the person i reblogged this from is. . .

transforming into a catgirl

responsible for the disappearance of twelve people back in 1987

a hard-boiled detective with an affinity for dragons

an endling, the very last of their species

casting a eightfold penis hex

various cephalopods in a trenchcoat

slowly but surely losing their sense of self, dissolving into the soil

trapped in a cave and subsisting entirely on spiders and strange salamanders

in heat

last recorded at the destruction of Pompeii, never to be seen again

Voting ended onJul 11, 2023

[twentnyonepilots]

casual fan? no sorry i only know how to invest my whole livelihood into something and spend every waking moment thinking about said thing

[tytofurcata]

protip making your public transit free is nice but if there are no stations or bus stops located near low-income communities you haven't really helped the problem

[citrusmillie]

as a 196 refugee i think my favorite quirk of tumblr is getting a lot of notifs from someone whos obviously going through your page bc they like your posts and so you visit their page and you like their posts too so youre both just silently sending 50 notifications to each other its comfy

[angierod]

new mutuals i would die for you

[reiskra]

literally doing this right now

[artielotl]

i can't believe ben doyle's father predicted the titan incident

[reiskra]

i can't believe ben doyle caused the titan incident

[achillesapple]

guy who definitely knows what sex is

[reiskra]

corporate needs you to find the difference between this picture and this picture

[reiskra]

i make memes now because the stock market is crashing

[thewheatgerm]

this is the ben doyle aesthetic

[facts-i-just-made-up]

Sorry.

[giftedkidburnout-culture-is]

gifted kid burnout culture is being obsessed with jet lag: the game

[onewefirstwin]

jet lag: the game moments i think about a lot — 1/?

S03E01 : (almost) everything ben discussed on his train ride to lille

[reiskra]

reblog if youve been hunted by men for sport

[reiskra]

hey guys

so i just found out about the jet lag ben/adam fanfiction on ao3

[reiskra]

i am in my jet lag the game meme shitpost era and i will not apologise until 56.29 hours later when my autism brain shuts off

[txttletale]

everyone who says that bdsm is just improv should probably ask their improv groups to stop tying them up and flogging them with whips i dont.think improv groups are supposed to do that

[txttletale]

starting to suspect you guys' improv groups have deeply misapprehended the term slap stick comedy

[reiskra]

"wait you mean you guys DON'T break 27 laws and 59 bones in your improv groups??"

[facts-i-just-made-up]

What can you tell me about the 4 eyed fish of the Amazon ?

Glasses or not, Amazon is a terrible workplace. I doubt they're any better to fish than they are to humans. I hope they can unionize.

[reiskra]

now hiring: professional union buster of nearsighted fish