ellievsbear
Show & Tell
d e v o n
will byers stan first human second
occasionally subtle
Love Begins
Game of Thrones Daily
Kiana Khansmith
h
Jules of Nature
★
wallacepolsom
Aqua Utopia｜海の底で記憶を紡ぐ
RMH
Claire Keane
No title available
oozey mess
Lint Roller? I Barely Know Her
Three Goblin Art
I'd rather be in outer space 🛸
seen from United States
seen from United States
seen from United States
seen from Türkiye
seen from United States
seen from Malaysia
seen from United Kingdom
seen from United States
seen from Sri Lanka
seen from Malaysia
seen from United States
seen from Romania
seen from United States
seen from United States
seen from Malaysia
seen from Romania
seen from United States
seen from Malaysia
seen from United States
seen from United States
@tytofurcata
hello
my name is lee, i’m 23 and i use any pronouns.
liker of music, primates, owls, pirates, writing, reading, minecraft, art, and travel. i also teach middle school band
find me elsewhere: https://piratical.carrd.co/
see my tags: https://tytofurcata.tumblr.com/navigation
sources for custom blog theme elements: https://tytofurcata.tumblr.com/sources
Finally, I have access to my scanner again, so, resharing these. Especially as one of the original posts was hidden as a potentially mature content and doesn't seem to be able to get out of the Content Label review. ( ఠ ͟ʖ ఠ) And the originals are once again being sold HERE ✨
i need everyone to get into college football right now i am dying to talk about the texas tech situation. this is the kind of thing that will be referenced for the next 100 years. there will be documentaries and biopics about this.
no one asked but here
texas tech's quartback, brendan sorsby, was investigated for sports gambling. i know sports betting is all the rage right now, but athletes themselves are not allowed to do it. it is Rule Number 1 and it is the highest priority rule for the National Collegiate Athletic Association (NCAA), who governs all athletic programs at about 1,100 colleges in the US.
the invesitagetion of sorsby revealed that, not only did he place more than 9,000 sports bets when he himself was a collegiate athlete, but 40 of those bets were AGAINST HIS OWN TEAM when he was playing at indiana university. immediately, this threatens the integrity of the sport, and especially because indiana is the hottest team right now as the defending national champion.
the NCAA, which is largely a sham organization these days (they've truly lost their grasp and college athletics are the wild west now) actually enforced their Number 1 Rule and told sorsby his career is over, that he would never play college football again (and, subsequently, that he would never get drafted into the NFL because his college career was cut short).
well, because the NCAA is a husk of its former self, sorsby and texad tech immediately took this to court. MANY athletes have learned these past few seasons that if you can find a judge who's a fan of your team, you can get any NCAA ruling overturned. that's exactly what texas tech did. they filed a suit in Lubbock, where the university is located and where every judge is an alum of texas tech. so sorsby was granted an injunction and will now only be suspended for the first 2 games od the 2026 season (which are alwayd against no-name teams that will be destroyed regardless of who's suspended).
every other school in the country immediately went on the defensive because this is a very clear integretiy issue. so nebraska and georgia (sic em dawgs) released statements saying that all currently-scheduled competitions witb Texas Tech in ANY sport will be canceled and there will be no future schedulings. at least 3 of the major conferences (SEC, Big 10, Big 12) , who account for almost all division 1 sports teams in the country, are also in discussions about cancelling comtests. Texas Tech is part of the Big 12, and there is serious talk of all other teams in the conference shutting texas tech out.
now would probably be time where i say that texas tech is one of the wealthiest programs in college football becaise there is a single billionaire alumnus pouring money into the program with hopes of essentially buying a championship. so texas techs integrity has always been questionable. anyway, the university president put oit a statement that he doesnt care that sorseby violated regulation and that texas tech will sue any school that refuses to play them because it jeopardizes their championship prospects if they're umable to play any games.
this is all just startomg but its so juicy and delicious. the NCAA is going to crumble to dust if they cannot get this injunction overturned. schools like georgia and nebraska have plenty of money so a suit isnt necessarily a concern, but this will absolutely change college football forever. i cant stop reading about it.
update on this: texas tech is claiming that every school who has/is considering cancelling all contests is "afraid" that texas tech is better than them. what's funny about this is that sorsby's stats are average. he is not good enough for this kind of protection. many schools who have already cancelled or are considering it have much better quarterbacks than sorsby. also, texas tech's head coach had said that it's actually ok that sorsby bet against his own team because it "its not murder or assault."
the attorney general of texas has threatened to investigate the Big 12 conference if they sanction Texas Tech
the claim is now that texas texh university just cares so much about brendan sorsbys mental health that they have to sue everyone who calls this an integrity violation. any other school who wouldnt defend an athlete that committed this violation "doesnt care about mental health"
i saw someone licking their wound and felt really bad for them - that must taste awful! so i decided to do them a favor and add some salt in there
FUCK OW SHIT
As others have pointed out, blood is already salty. It’s also got some good umami notes.
If you really want to liven up the flavor, try some lemon juice, the acidity will balance nicely and still sting like hell.
THE FUCK
oh sure blame the guy whose fault it is
Always Sunny Power Bottom Compilation
wednesday night….the thinking man’s friday
what they don't tell you about hadestown is that orpheus and eurydice are not the main characters. neither are persephone and hades. or hermes. or the fates. the main character is whoever in the band is playing the trombone because holy fuck
Is the post really applicable to the character or are you wearing blorbo-tinted glasses
"If I were orpheus I wouldn't look back"
But we look back everyday- rechecking emails, making sure a friend is still behind you, checking to see if you remebered to pick up your keys. It's second nature, a habit of care.
It was second nature for him too. He looked back, not out of weakness, but love. For what is love, if not to look back?
An Orpheus who didn't turn around is an Orpheus who never walked down in the first place
peanut m&ms really lucked out on the fact peanuts exist. they'd be such a letdown otherwise, not to mention confusing to most people
[x]
The entry for Super Mario Galaxy 2 on Nintendo’s official site for the Super Mario Bros. 35th anniversary has an error in its ESRB rating: “Mild Cartoon Violence” is spelled “Mild Cartton Violence” instead. Bizarrely, this is spelled correctly in all other places on the website; suggesting that instead of using a template, some Nintendo employee typed out the ratings individually for each of the games.
Main Blog | Twitter | Patreon | Source: twitter.com user “Akfamilyhome”
mild carlton violence
