xx_{I'm Not A Hypster}_xx

I could be a werepug and you would be none the wiser.

[transsexualbloodlust]

t-shirt that says ask me about my cannibalistic tendencies

[utopians]

don't EVER let softcore gay porn convince you that it's okay to play sports. It's not okay to play sports

[hysteric-boy]

Sex is great but have you considered hitting me as hard as you can

[beestiel-winchester]

[chanth-thara]

being a comic fan is soooo embarrassing like. yeah here’s Blorbo Blinkus. i constantly rotate them in my mind. anyway would you like to hear how every single portayal of them ever is Wrong and mine is correct

[speedlimit15]

a tshirt that says I LIKE YOU AND I'M TRYING TO UNDERSTAND YOU

[fishgummy]

evil bruno mars i’d throw a grenade at you

[casgirl]

Funniest supernatural weapons ranked

5. Borax to kill the leviathans

4. God Killing Murder Suicide Gun

3. That time they put a bunch of ghosts into dean in order to make him into a ghost fueled bomb to blow up Amara

2. Lucifer catching egg that got lost in the mail

1. Witch killing bullets

[malibuklaus]

[deedis]

norp

[deedis]

nop i dont tink so

[pisshandkerchief]

"I'm sweating like a pig": scientifically innacurate (pigs don't sweat), mean (kind of implies you think pigs are gross :( not cool dawg)

"I'm sweating like a motherfucker: realistic. you probably would sweat if you fucked someone's mother. implies you've got game

[segamascott]

such a good listener hard to find those sometimes

[just-deer-things]

what a beautiful time of year everyone is growing veegtables for me spacifically, one problem though you need to make fences shorter im sure its a mistake but i cant reach some of them

[just-deer-things]

hello imptortant message from deer youyr doing it agen. i cant eet the vegbals you are growing for me like this

[dickmaster]

they dont name bitches eustace OR muriel anymore

[only-trash-can]

No one has the Courage 🤷🏼‍♂️

[butterflypeaflowertea]

ever since i was a little girl i knew i was doomed to take things too seriously and think about them forever

[hewoweens]

u can be boiling alive in your mind for months and then on a random tuesday ur head gets so clear and life is worth living again and you're like damn what was all that about then

[punk-pangolins]

[andhaveapleasanttomorrow]

yesterday I had the thought "visual novel for normal people" (?) and halfway through making this image (which I thought would be really funny) I realized it was completely meaningless

[valtsv]

i'm like a fujoshi but for dead people

[valtsv]

if you could see the thread i'm hanging on by you would not say these things to me