A GRAND AND INTOXICATING INNOCENCE

25 | he/him

[thecollectibles]

Virgo by Artem Chebokha

[jerico3193]

[frizz01percy]

this should be the most reblogged post on tumblr before it dies

[vagabondedlife]

Final homework assignment No due date

Please be happy.

By the time you are ready to turn in this assignment, I will probably be in heaven. Don’t rush your report. Feel free to take your time. But someday, please turn to me and say “I did it. I’ve become happy.” I’ll be waiting.

[incompletepuppets]

Salt your stink, miss?

[garbage-empress]

i remember this post so distinctly i assumed it must have a million notes but it does not

[paxamericana]

[official-kircheis]

As per my last clay tablet,

[lurking-latinist]

CCing Ibbi-Ilabrat on this one just to make sure we’re all on the same page!

[ariaste]

“The sesame is visibly dying” makes me lose it every time. My sesame #mysesame

[rhube]

I just remembered that this was a thing that was HILARIOUS in 2006 and apparently that was ten years ago now.

Old people: join with me in remembering how funny we found this on LiveJournal.

Young people: look at this lolrus, it’s so happy, it has a bucket.

And then they stealed away the bucket and we realised we had fucked up a perfectly good elephant seal and given it anxiety.

[pipistrellus]

listen this vintage meme is high quality and i will hear nothing said against it

[rhube]

20 years. I am not happy about this.

[demonicsymphony]

I’m delighted at the bucket reappearing but dismayed at the passage of time

[luminouspica]

Happy 20 years to Lolrus and his bucket!

[yatvowel]

[eighth-order-simulacra]

woman moment

[uprightbat]

[thckskulll]

[ambienne]

This tweet means a lot to me.

[ambienne]

It’s probably a really cool and good sign that this post I made in 2014 is going around again, right?

[strange-aeons]

during pride month??????

[megustamemes]

Sofa sitting positions

[worldheritagepostorganization]

World Heritage Post

[tboy-cock]

the weird little girl to weird trans man pipeline makes angels sing. you can never have too many trans men who used to be weird little girls

[butchious]

i love the phrase "sex pervert" like. as opposed to what? abstinence pervert?

[poison-doll]

i think they're called catholics

[animentality]

[arrowandaxe]

[interestingmistakes]

Reblogging this manually. Op doesn't want credit for fear of being terminated.

[natnormalatall]

roald dahl was antisemitic and misogynistic. george orwell was openly homophobic. edgar allan poe married his 13 year old cousin. dr seuss cheated on his wife (and was racist as well as antisemitic!). hp lovecraft was racist as fuck. anyways they’re fucking dead it’s not like you’re enabling their behaviors in the afterlife or something. then again I think they bleed into the books so uh keep an eye out for that

the difference between these old white guys and jk rowling is that the former group is all dead. jk rowling is alive and using your money to oppress trans people

[nyctibiius]

she has been pickled for her crimes

[guooey]

[sandmanalone]

The spirit of Mouse compelled me: