um hi

My name is Shelby and I'm a really annoying twenty-five year old from a small town in Northern Ontario

[tealesbian]

[thequintab]

WHEN HE TELLS YOU TO CHILL

[fuxed-deactivated20240304]

Why did she use shadow clone jitsu like it was nothing

[lilacfarm]

everytime we touch

did u think about Kiss You or Better Than Words

[lmaoing-deactivated20180925]

can we all just be honest and admit it was neither we all thought of cascada im just being real

[bcpk-deactivated20210131]

When she finally posts a picture that isn’t from the shoulders up and she’s a little chubby.

[thecreepypuppy-deactivated20190]

what about more then a little chubby?

[bcpk-deactivated20210131]

[phon3y]

wholesome

[fosterreborn]

[cartoon-deactivated20220930]

ITS TIME TO STOP

[kedamonokult-deactivated2023030]

City girls buy vibrators. Stone age girls make yabba-dabba do.

[midvvest-vampire]

I wanna fucking yabba-dabba die

[hipster]

do your eyes ever randomly go out of focus and then you are too lazy to focus them back in and just stare at nothing for a while

[catsuggest]

breakinge news

feets

[kittiesatemypronouns]

yes

[blackswallowtailbutterfly]

I agree.

[driesvano-deactivated20170413]

[topshotpicks]

Tumblr needs more of this….whatever this is.

[cannedviennasnausage]

Is this the same artist who made the original for this

[crybourg]

how women actually are

[ginjaninja3716]

OH MY GOD IF I DON’T EVER REBLOG THIS IT’S PROBABLY BECAUSE I’M DEAD

[aragorn1379-deactivated20150216]

mother fuckin macys sale

[writebastard]

Her name is Doris. Here’s the artist. And here’s more Doris:

[mrs-jamie-wellerstein]

I have a physical need to reblog this every time.

[lilboreddev-blog]

REBLOG IF YOU LOVE DOGS

[poeticfog]

9 million people fucking love dogs

[tracknumber06]

Here we come 10.

[dark-eyed-harmothoe]

BREAK THE POST

BREAK THE POST

BREAK THE POST

[nevaehtyler]

His name is Steven Udotong.

[captainevans]

“did chris evans actually jump that high to grab onto that helicopter in civil war?”

friendly reminder that chris vaulted with ease over chris pratt after just telling him less than a minute before that he would be able to clear him if he only put his head down.

[glynnisi]

[byebyeskylark]

I want a Celebrity Obstacle Course show where all the pretty people can show off their hard stunt work for us and also occasionally eat it, because they need to be humbled sometimes. The judges would be career stunt people, to give them visibility, because they work even harder. Shirts optional.

[tygermama]

You wouldn’t even finish the phrase “Celebrity Ninja Warrior” before Chris would start jumping up and doing yelling “Me! Me! Pick me!”

[anotherdayforchaosfay]

Anyone know how to contact Netflix about this?

[musicalninja]

friendly reminder Chris did most of his stunts bc the stunt guys couldn’t move like him.

“One thing we found, too, is Chris can run very fast. He also has a very unique run. It’s almost a dancer’s run. And when we tried to double him for running, there was nobody who could run like him. They just didn’t have the same dynamics or the way he moves. He had to end up doing most of his running.”

“What we also found, is that we had gymnasts come in to do things, and Chris could do the same stuff that they could do, but it would look like Chris Evans. When the body doubles or the gymnasts or the runners did it, it just didn’t look like him. He has such a unique way of moving, and he could pretty much do all of his own physical stuff that wasn’t dangerous. Like this shot right here, we had a gymnast do this, and Chris actually ended up doing it better. That’s Chris here. He hops up on a tank and over a 12-foot wall. It looks effortless but it’s not that easy!”

“Chris worked his butt off for four months doing gymnastics and stunt training so in a scene like this he could go toe-to-toe with Georges St-Pierre and make it look really credible. Once the helmet comes off, 95% of that is Chris, except obviously for that massive aerial kick that he does. I think he did a fantastic job.”

gifs and commentary (blu-ray) above from @sherloques Rehearsal above from @dailymarvel

The really cool thing about Chris Evans is that he’s a super talented, athletic guy. He retains things amazingly well. I mean, I’m blown away. I can show him a 15-punch fight two times, and he’s got it. - Thomas Harper, Stunt Coordinator, CATWS

gifs & commentary from @bealeeve-me

gifs from @aguaman 

[angryschnauzer]

[kaldannan]

*happy sigh*

[scottishvix]

@littlesnowarrow

[brat-the-wurst-deactivated20231]

[ruinedchildhood]

[nanyangosaurus]

You are like little baby watch this

[world-of-cats]

[himejoshikomaeda]

if you take the muffler off your car or motorcycle… just… fuck you

[himejoshikomaeda]

great way to scream out to the world “i am annoying!!! i’m really annoying and i don’t care about other people!!!!”

[mr-formstone]

my dad was an auto mechanic and he once sneaked over in the dead of night and welded a fresh muffler onto the mazda of the local Sound Bully

[himejoshikomaeda]

your dad was a hero

[dankmemeuniversity]

[bootycap]

[sabrecmc]

Chris turning red and thinking bad thoughts, lol.  Me, too, buddy.

[sleepy-ocean-girl]

Well that’s one hell of a face journey

[bundibird]

My fav part is that you’ve got Evans going on this face journey of delighted gutter thoughts, and then there’s Hemsworth, just nomming away nonchalantly like he hasn’t just made his buddy plunge suddenly and unexpectedly into nsfw mental image land