[remieatsurbones]

As im typing away in the drafts of my fic I love creating a complicated backstory for the prior peak lord of Cang Qiong that has little bearing on the actual meat of the fic and blaming it on airplane. Mxtx really gave us a free pass with him having stuff being fleshed out from throwaway concepts .

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Another xavier renegade angel audio, with more low effort drawings

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Something dumb that I didnt have the energy to put more effort into but I thought it was funny.

I like to think this is binge in his head during the Jin Lan City arc

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Eurydice shen Jiu Orpheus Yue Qingyuan

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getting dealt psycological damage at my new job

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In my head xie lian is really tan , anytime I see promotional art or fanart of him a filter goes over my eyes to fit my head canon.

bros been wandering for 800 years theres a tanline from where royue sits on his neck and arm. Pls pls pls pls pls pls.

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Actually no I don't think any of the mxtx couples can handle having children.

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I just realized why hua Cheng goes by san lang im so dumb omgggggggggg

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Ive fallen back into tgcf and svsss cause i dont know if my bank account is ready to purchase the 5 mdzs books , also that white head band looks so ugly sorry lan wangji truthers.

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God dammit them gay bitches got me

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just read all 5 books .

I apologize lan wangji, i was wrong, I fucking love you, the headband is not that bad.

[remieatsurbones]

So me and my sibling have hulian phone charms( from HuiyiKuoPrints )which we got at artist alley at a con a few months back, and I've lost my xie lian! I dont know where he fell off or where to start looking.

The charm disappearing and not being able to be found is painfully on brand for him i fear.

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I found him!! but then the day after I lost him again !!!

[remieatsurbones]

So me and my sibling have hulian phone charms( from HuiyiKuoPrints )which we got at artist alley at a con a few months back, and I've lost my xie lian! I dont know where he fell off or where to start looking.

The charm disappearing and not being able to be found is painfully on brand for him i fear.

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Ive fallen back into tgcf and svsss cause i dont know if my bank account is ready to purchase the 5 mdzs books , also that white head band looks so ugly sorry lan wangji truthers.

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God dammit them gay bitches got me

[shahualingswife]

I was watching Jacksfilms and remembered this YIAY format. Wanted to do it with svsss.

I'm thinking 9 would definitely be horrible all around. There would be some interesting conversations in both 1 and 6 but I'd be worried that SHL and LMY would either start fighting or making out, and being in the middle of that would be... Not great for 8 hours.

Number 8 could be good in theory? But I think LBH would give me a death stare if I tried starting a conversation with SQQ and the pda may be too much.

I think the best spots are 2 or 4 if you want someone more quiet, but they're aisle seats which kind of suck on a longer flight.

I'd probably pick 5 and just... Try to deal with the snakes.

[justafanaticalhuman]

if anyone is saying anything other than 10 or 4 y'all are lying to yourselves and im going to actually type a long list out for my reasoning

1: Tianlang Jun. Positives are that its a window seat, negatives are that if you want to get up at any point during the flight you are definitely crawling over TLJ bc that man is not getting up to let you out. also do the altitudes affect his decomposing body? If he nods off, does his head nod off onto you? Also an extrovert: this is either a bonus or negative depending on who you are, but personally, i can handle about 5 min of conversation on a plane then i need to be Left The Fuck Alone

2: Liu Qingge. Positives are that he wouldn't bother you unless you insult him first. Negatives are that DIRECTLY in Liu Qingge's line of vision are 3 demons and you are in the way of him Getting To Them. You are thus flung out of of seat and perhaps even the plane itself.

3: Are you male? Good luck, Bingge is treating you like the dust under his foot, possibly turning you to dust immediately, unless you are SY shaped. Are you female? Good luck, you have either fallen for him, or do not like guys. Now that is out of the way, you get a window seat!Sadly, due to Bingge's massive pillar, he is manspreading enough that you are squished into the window. Also guess who is RIIIIGHT next to Bingge in the aisle? That's right, the aforementioned SY and LBH. instafight, will the plane survive? will you? Could be entertaining to watch. unless you are a guy. or a jealous potential wife.

4: A POLITE, MILD-MANNERED YOUTH! JACKPOT! You do get the aisle seat, but personally i don't mind those! the middle seats are the real demons. Excluding all the demons on board ofc. Besides that, you will exchange mild pleasantries, before everything potentially goes to shit. Positives are GYX will probably try to save you? Negatives are he will likely die doing so (and so will you). Better luck next time!

5: Window seat! Unfortunately, the snakes up ZZL's sleeves have gotten pissy due to the lift off, and now you have been bitten. Perhaps they are not venemous, in which case congrats! Unless you insult him (which why would you, you monster) you are good to go! Oh what's that, you were... kind? Uh oh! ZZL must pay it forwards...

6: Are you a man? Bye bye, LMY and SHL have thrown you out the plane. If not, and perhaps you like women, you may get a show out of it? However. You are stuck in between them. The day of reckoning is near. Good luck, you'll need it bc I guarantee they will start squabbling or swapping spit within 4 min of takeoff. You are in the middle: either a positive or a negative! You decide. I would keel over and die

7: Positives are that youre sitting in a window seat. Unfortunately, MBJ's big shoulders have taken up half your seat. If you need the toilet during those 8 hours, good luck. Just piss yourself, bc there is no way MBJ is moving. You wouldn't be allowed to crawl over him either. Also you are now frozen as you spoke out of tern (said hello and interrupted SQH by accidedent.

8: Bingge on one side, Bingqiu on the other? Time to GTFO or die! If no fight occurs, then congrats, you just witnessed what Binghe's Shizun looks like being kissed filthily, Binghe notices this, and you are now a stain across the floor. Either that, or you are forced to witness Shizun/Binghe's first venture into the mile high club. For. 8. Hours. If you are not dead by the end of it, you will wish to be.

9: No explanations, just look at it.

10: Ming Fan and Ning Yingying? Congrats, you have sat next to the world's chattiest teen girl. Luckily she is friendly and understanding if you want to be left alone Unfortunately, Ming Fan is probably airsick as he must be nerfed according to Airplane Law, but you are not the one sitting next to him, so you're out of the splash zone.

[remieatsurbones]

There is no survivability here , sit in 1,2,3 and 5 your getting caught up in liu qingge fighting both LBH and TLJ, ZZL is not letting TLJ fight alone, You may be thinking sitting in 4 is safe but its not , not only would you be stuck in between LQ fighting TLJ and ZZL

You would also be across from YQ and SJ, both you and GYX are slaughtered in the cross fire.

6,7,8 might be fine but liu qingge is still on the plane and hes making it everyones problem .

9 is unsurvivable for obvious reasons.

Maybe you could survive in seat ten but your next to Ning ying ying and shen jiu is right behind you.

Also war god of bai zhan, liu qingge is still on the plane, and hes making it everyones problem.

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Oh san lang and xie lian we really in it now

[terrible-leviathan]

I feel so bad now after finding out that the system is technically a Luo Binghe fragment like i fr hated the system that i read bingqui fics of the damn thing dying

[remieatsurbones]

So true and fair

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Ive fallen back into tgcf and svsss cause i dont know if my bank account is ready to purchase the 5 mdzs books , also that white head band looks so ugly sorry lan wangji truthers.

[remieatsurbones]

What gets me through the work day is imagining that one of my fav characters is also working the job.

Luo binge could not survive being a cashier i fear